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dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
if you arent a health professional you can eat dicks, apparently

do9nk trample

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dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

dangle 4 days posted:

yeah but i got a text from the hospital saying i was exposed and to warn all health professionals i go near regardless of how i feel

this is how the 1st world countries are handling things btw

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

dangle 4 days posted:

yes im aware sleeping with anyone, 42 yr old or not, is actually currently off the table. sad times for my wiener

Your life seems to be terrifically eventful and full of colour* over the last couple of days. Makes for interesting reading but living it must be exhausting, and i say that as someone who hasn't slept for a while now. Good luck with *waveing vaguely* all that... complexity.


*especially your gonorrhea stricken weiner i assume

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



gonna be honest that looks more like a weird shadow to me, but if it annoys trump then go ahead and say whatever


https://twitter.com/scryptkitty/status/1236141619293736961

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

gonna be honest that looks more like a weird shadow to me, but if it annoys trump then go ahead and say whatever


https://twitter.com/scryptkitty/status/1236141619293736961

Imagine the smell

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to vacate the lazy river.

Thanks pleaze give me another cheezer on my next go round I could use a rum and coke too

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

Slumfrog posted:

Your life seems to be terrifically eventful and full of colour* over the last couple of days. Makes for interesting reading but living it must be exhausting, and i say that as someone who hasn't slept for a while now. Good luck with *waveing vaguely* all that... complexity.


*especially your gonorrhea stricken weiner i assume

this guy gets it. life is never dull. im asymptomatic with the clap currently, but the few days of discharge were um, harrowing

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



my expected clothing for demating got ruined by the dry cleaners


https://twitter.com/ZachWeiner/status/1236055722993074178

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

thats the second drippiest wiener ive seen in a while!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
diap leak is real

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1236376985686900736

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/MinWag3MaxRag3/status/1235139108244246533?s=20
trukp

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
chronicling my bizarre lifestyle on the internet for others to oo and aa over is really fun and i do it often

one day i'm gonna write a book. i've got various essays down but we'll see a finished product by 2040 maybe

wishful thinking that there will "be" a 2040 amirite

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
*resists urge to compliment the nurse on their IV ability, having never been able to register a shot on my own*


even when you say youre clean at least a month (not really counting) you get some shady looks at the hospital if you admit to drug use

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i want to get off covid 19's wild ride

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dangle 4 days posted:

its 5:30am on a sunday mate

greetings to you in vladivostok

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Chard posted:

i want to get off covid 19's wild ride

yeah but it doesn't

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene


His name is Merlin

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

greetings to you in vladivostok

squizzle can you tell me what you would expect to be the expected clothing for demating?

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

tacodaemon posted:

squizzle can you tell me what you would expect to be the expected clothing for demating?



this is what i wear idk bout you

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the test is perfect just like the letter was perfect...

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

dangle 4 days posted:



this is what i wear idk bout you

sssssssssomebody TROMP me

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

lorn Wayne posted:

fun fact an anagram of 'biden' is 'shitlib who should never be within 70 miles of the presidency'

if you take a few liberties with spelling

how dare u sir this is the trump thread where everything is spelled perfectly at all times


asshol

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we’re all boomers now in the dope show

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Mr. Gorbachef, tear down this wall! Reagan was anti wall and obviously a lib.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
troodle doodle do

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Harton posted:

Does any of it actually work though? I have less faith after Biden won Super Tuesday without even having a campaign.

That's because the republican party has been banging the "socialism bad" drum for as long as I've been alive, and I'm old. Trump really wants Bernie for his opposition so he can go full cold war propaganda on him. Bernie's canvassing and phone banking appear to be working. It's just that Americans are anti-intellectual sheep and take the word of any bimbo in a suit that's on their favorite channel.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Post Malone is gonna kill himself

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Trimp

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Well Biden has been kicking rear end in all those push up contests, no ones doubting his “physical”‘fitness

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Siljmonster posted:

Post Malone is gonna kill himself

LmO tmtup

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

Siljmonster posted:

Post Malone is gonna kill himself

benzo abuse will do that

rip lil peep <3

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

squizzle can you tell me what you would expect to be the expected clothing for demating?

boiler suit

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i keep getting this goshdarned song stuck in my head as of late


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xEEhzAh6n4

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
ooo baby theres that dry cough

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

petit choux posted:

That's because the republican party has been banging the "socialism bad" drum for as long as I've been alive, and I'm old. Trump really wants Bernie for his opposition so he can go full cold war propaganda on him. Bernie's canvassing and phone banking appear to be working. It's just that Americans are anti-intellectual sheep and take the word of any bimbo in a suit that's on their favorite channel.

Well I’ll tell you what it’s pretty loving depressing.

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

tacodaemon posted:

i keep getting this goshdarned song stuck in my head as of late


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xEEhzAh6n4

counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6otDlpN1Cwg

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

countercounterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsvMbX-F7k

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