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Griefor posted:This is a typo now, but may become reality later. Phone posting is both my curse and blessing.
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What's the cheapest bidet worth buying and if someone says a garden hose I swear to god..
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Google Butt posted:What's the cheapest bidet worth buying and if someone says a garden hose I swear to god.. 
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Mar 7, 2020 20:08
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Telsa Cola posted:Lol that we live in such a state of decorum that state government is not just flat out saying "Hey they are lying to you, here is what we are seeing on the ground" My county government just did. quote:Issues around testing for COVID-19. You may have received incorrect information from the federal and state government on March 4, 2020. San Mateo County does not currently have testing available independently of the state and CDC. The amount of testing that is available through the state and CDC is severely limited.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:09
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Google Butt posted:What's the cheapest bidet worth buying and if someone says a garden hose I swear to god.. I bought like a $27 on Amazon and it's been great.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:09
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That Works posted:I bought like a $27 on Amazon and it's been great. Like one of the seat ones?
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smoobles posted:In a supply shortage being stuck on an island is an awesome way to die of starvation, rioting and everything besides the coronavirus But how likely is it that international shipping just gets completely shut down? China completely closed multiple cities and still managed to keep the grocery stores well supplied, they even had rules in place determining the number of grocery runs permitted per week per household. Presumably the international shipping industry won't go "Welp I guess we're stopping all operations" even if a bunch of their workers need to be hospitalized. Commerce is going to be harder, but it's probably not going to simply stop. Food will still be made and people would presumably accept some infection risk rather than starve
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Google Butt posted:Like one of the seat ones? This one. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B001KKRCFA/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Pretty easy to connect, if you've got teflon tape and wrenches you can install on your own easily unless your toilet water supply connection is unusual or something.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:18
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haunted bong posted:lmao they cant even guarantee that we'd get paid(sick pay/PTO or regardless) if we have to self-quarantine, let alone provide PPE https://www.dir.ca.gov/dosh/Coronavirus-info.html I'm hitting my workplace with this Monday. They are going to poo poo. It's a super gross unsafe place to work and has been for years. Look at your state's laws OSHA could be an asset. --- DOCUMENT
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Mar 7, 2020 20:21
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Google Butt posted:Like one of the seat ones? 8000 5 star reviews an Amazon reviewer posted:Who knew that taking it up the butt would be this great? Edit drop the extra 3 bucks for the additional hot water connect. But do be careful not to burn your sensitive butthole skin. Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Mar 7, 2020 |
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Mar 7, 2020 20:22
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Spinz posted:https://www.dir.ca.gov/dosh/Coronavirus-info.html i would, but man im so beaten down by this job already that death would be preferable.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:24
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Google Butt posted:Like one of the seat ones? Yeah it’s awesome
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Mar 7, 2020 20:26
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QuarkJets posted:But how likely is it that international shipping just gets completely shut down? China completely closed multiple cities and still managed to keep the grocery stores well supplied, they even had rules in place determining the number of grocery runs permitted per week per household. Presumably the international shipping industry won't go "Welp I guess we're stopping all operations" even if a bunch of their workers need to be hospitalized. All my data is directly sourced from my deepest fears and zombie movies
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Mar 7, 2020 20:30
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The bum gun.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:30
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I have the underseat kind of bidet. I had access to an old school standalone euro style bidet at a rental house (with hot water even) and let me tell you- the underseat kind is 1000x better. So just go cheap.
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Spinz posted:https://www.dir.ca.gov/dosh/Coronavirus-info.html stop being a snitch
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Mar 7, 2020 20:37
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Done. I can't wait to spray my butt dude
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AnnoyBot posted:I have the underseat kind of bidet. I had access to an old school standalone euro style bidet at a rental house (with hot water even) and let me tell you- the underseat kind is 1000x better. So just go cheap. Wait what's a standalone bidet? Do people actually waddle to a separate part of the bathroom to spray poo poo off their rear end?
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QuarkJets posted:But how likely is it that international shipping just gets completely shut down? China completely closed multiple cities and still managed to keep the grocery stores well supplied, they even had rules in place determining the number of grocery runs permitted per week per household. Presumably the international shipping industry won't go "Welp I guess we're stopping all operations" even if a bunch of their workers need to be hospitalized. I can't speak for all countries, but here we have food production that's enough for our own population to reduce dependence on trade. Even with 50% of the population infirm it'd be possible to keep everyone fed as most people nowadays work a job that doesn't add anything or at least something that is not urgent and absolutely necessary for survival. I've been critical of my government's lackadaisical response but I'm confident a functional rationed food supply network would be succesfully implemented if necessary. We can obviously go without luxury goods for a while. But on the medical side of things, countries are already implementing trade bans on medical supplies/resources and as far as trained medical workers go, Italy is already scraping the bottom of the barrel at ~5000 cases in a 50 million pop country.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:40
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Google Butt posted:Done. I can't wait to spray my butt dude Welcome to the bidet life, FYI it makes traveling anywhere in the USA unpleasant. You will miss your bidet whenever you have to use toilet paper.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:41
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smoobles posted:Wait what's a standalone bidet? Do people actually waddle to a separate part of the bathroom to spray poo poo off their rear end? I assume so. My question is, don't you end up with poo poo water sprayed all over your junk? and how do you clean that off?
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Mar 7, 2020 20:42
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Google Butt posted:Done. I can't wait to spray my butt dude
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Mar 7, 2020 20:43
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"Muslim Shower" sounds racist if its application is a bidet.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:43
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Trainee PornStar posted:I assume so. My question is, don't you end up with poo poo water sprayed all over your junk? and how do you clean that off? You use a second bidet for that
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Mar 7, 2020 20:44
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smoobles posted:Wait what's a standalone bidet? Do people actually waddle to a separate part of the bathroom to spray poo poo off their rear end? isn't that what an actual bidet is? 
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Mar 7, 2020 20:45
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One of my patients is next door neighbors to the family that has it in Arlington Heights illinios. Maybe I will be the first goon with it!
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Mar 7, 2020 20:45
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I just keep my toilet plumbing in poor condition so the water level reaches my rear end when I flush
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Google Butt posted:Done. I can't wait to spray my butt dude Solid username post combo imo.
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Mar 7, 2020 20:48
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Welp first case of corona reported in my county, woman was a passenger on the grand princess Cruise
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Mar 7, 2020 21:03
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Italy's gonna close shop soon, buy your parmesan because it's gonna be the last for this year. Apparently China's numbers are complete horseshit.
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Mar 7, 2020 21:04
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smoobles posted:Wait what's a standalone bidet? Do people actually waddle to a separate part of the bathroom to spray poo poo off their rear end? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu2psmj1whE
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Mar 7, 2020 21:05
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after my text informing me of my recent exposure ive got a sore throat and a dry cough  seems a fair excuse to send someone to go buy me some dihydrocodeine syrup
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Mar 7, 2020 21:08
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dangle 4 days posted:after my text informing me of my recent exposure ive got a sore throat and a dry cough Oh poo poo keep us updated.
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Tafferling posted:Apparently China's numbers are complete horseshit. Where are you getting that from? I've heard this before but it's all been conjecture until now.
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Mar 7, 2020 21:10
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i have diabetes (type 1) and asthma but im resilient and like being alive and feel like that'll see me through also as referenced my healthcare system exists and all i gotta call ahead to my dr about my appointment tomorrow so everyone can slap on some PPE, or, they just tell me to stay home idk
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Tafferling posted:. Apparently China's numbers are complete horseshit. Wow, I’m so surprised that their obviously fabricated data was fake. Weren’t the numbers basically points picked off a premade line?
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stay safe goons hopefully you get lucky and just mild symptoms like me if thats what got me adn considering i live nearish to this place https://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/...or-coronavirus/ lol the mormons are apparently a thing in newcastle and they got hit https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51782255
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Mar 7, 2020 21:17
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Lol the church spokesman immediately bitching it's going to make their cult look bad
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i live with my not-very-healthy 50-60 yr old parents. hmm hahaaa it actually hurts to breathe so scratchy in the lung good thing i quit smoking
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