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sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1236412315815284736

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1236476457494417408

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

rip bitch

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao if people have to start googling lines of succession for state secretaries of agriculture or some poo poo

isn't there a tv show about this where the hhs guy or something becomes president

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



ArmZ posted:

isn't there a tv show about this where the hhs guy or something becomes president

battlestar galactica

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

So far my company is still acting like I'm getting on a train to head into Manhattan via Penn Station as of Tuesday

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



ArmZ posted:

isn't there a tv show about this where the hhs guy or something becomes president

theres one tv show where a game show host becomes president

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

not seeing what's so grim here

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

:bagl: trump set pence up to be the fallman

Vice President Tom Cotton

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I wish I was so naive as to be able to imagine a world where I would outlive trump

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

The Alpha Centauri posted:

:bagl: trump set pence up to be the fallman

Vice President Tom Cotton

VP Ivanka Trump

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

VectorSigma posted:

battlestar galactica

Shear Modulus posted:

theres one tv show where a game show host becomes president

These are really the two best examples

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shear Modulus posted:

theres one tv show where a game show host becomes president

i heard that was a documentary

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

is the federal government canceling meetings or anything? how would we even know?

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

The Muppets On PCP posted:

not seeing what's so grim here

mistakes into miracles

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
I got swabbed, given a mask and sent back out into the world

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
The nostril swab is very unpleasant

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Instead they will be herding vulnerable populations onto a fleet of planes that will then fly nonstop around the country. This brave policy will likely discourage the virus so much it will give up and cease its hateful attack upon number.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



the united states does not negotiate with viruses

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Slumfrog posted:

Instead they will be herding vulnerable populations onto a fleet of planes that will then fly nonstop around the country. This brave policy will likely discourage the virus so much it will give up and cease its hateful attack upon number.

The Zapp Brannigan method of throwing waves of humans at the virus until it hits its programmed kill limit

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


jesus christ I can’t read about this poo poo anymore

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
http://stalkstalklolredux.ytmnd.com/

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



salman might be dead?

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

LegoMan posted:

The Zapp Brannigan method of throwing waves of humans at the virus until it hits its programmed kill limit

Lmao. Probably a better approach than what's actually happening.

No, definitely better and more grounded in science

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





angerbeet posted:

IT WAS A PERFECT CALL

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
WHERES TRAMP???

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

somehow it's the non self-created crises that seem to give trump the biggest opportunities to show how amazingly bad of a president he is. i really appreciate that he puts in special effort when the root cause of a problem isn't one of his own fuckups.

trump!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Fallen Hamprince posted:

somehow it's the non self-created crises that seem to give trump the biggest opportunities to show how amazingly bad of a president he is. i really appreciate that he puts in special effort when the root cause of a problem isn't one of his own fuckups.

trump!

working hard thank you!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
how is President Biden going to clean up this mess?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

twoday posted:

how different are we talking here
Mo Salman, Mo Problems

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


DryGoods posted:

how is President Biden going to clean up this mess?

With trains dude love some trains

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



president biden names his son hunter to the board of the virus response force

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



welcome to the trungle

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

DryGoods posted:

how is President Ivanka going to clean up this mess?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



tongo

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

any chance Tirmp will get the virus?

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marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

VectorSigma posted:

welcome to the trungle

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