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Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


UraniumAnchor posted:

I think he (was) a pro streamer so this technically counts as on the job:
https://twitter.com/cam834/status/1235503622496153606

" I swear to god i just emptied the mag"
That discharge confirms you did not sir.

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Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Does anyone have a mirror of that? They've since taken it down. (I saw it before, but I want to see it again)

UraniumAnchor
May 21, 2006

Not a walrus.

Serephina posted:

Does anyone have a mirror of that? They've since taken it down. (I saw it before, but I want to see it again)

For some reason if you click the link with all the referral crap it doesn't work, but I can load it if I cut all the extra crap off. Maybe it's just in my cache, though.

Edit: It's their pinned tweet but for some reason direct linking is spotty? I was able to load it on a fresh browser, though.

UraniumAnchor fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Mar 8, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Serephina posted:

Does anyone have a mirror of that? They've since taken it down. (I saw it before, but I want to see it again)

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1235503520163471360/pu/vid/1280x720/vhQVtkI8GBAzOaEb.mp4

Try that, direct link to the video

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I’ll just pretend this is an arcade racing game and that’s a repeating texture. :stonk:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Platystemon posted:

I’ll just pretend this is an arcade racing game and that’s a repeating texture. :stonk:

What are you talking about? The track has lovely soft crash barriers, probably absorb energy really well.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

The amazing thing about Group B is that they only killed 3 spectators.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
OSHA IV: They only killed three spectators.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Platystemon posted:

OSHA IV: They only killed three spectators.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

goatsestretchgoals posted:

The amazing thing about Group B is that they only killed 3 spectators.

Cue up the "it says on the back of the ticket that motor racing is dangerous, folks"

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/drpyami/status/1236299848682356738

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Check out the well-thought-out 2X4 roof joist/2X6 single rafter reinforcement supporting this chain hoist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWqC_d9pJw



Bonus 2x4 cleats on the joist!

:catstare:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

OSHA IV: They only killed three spectators.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
While funny, I’d rather keep death jokes out f the title.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Cojawfee posted:

Cue up the "it says on the back of the ticket that motor racing is dangerous, folks"

hell yeah bring back group b but with even wilder cars with like 3 engines and poo poo and also every spectator is given either a baby or bucket of nitroglycerin

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
OSHA IV: While funny, I’d rather keep death jokes out of the title.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

VectorSigma posted:

hell yeah bring back group b but with even wilder cars with like 3 engines and poo poo and also every spectator is given either a baby or bucket of nitroglycerin

one motor per wheel, all steering is done through throttle inputs and braking.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


I read more about those suicidal rally spectators and apparently, they would touch the cars and lose fingat

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Platystemon posted:

OSHA IV: While funny, I’d rather keep death jokes out of the title.
Seconded.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
This is going back a couple pages but is there something preventing diabetics from clipping their own toenails?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Volcott posted:

This is going back a couple pages but is there something preventing diabetics from clipping their own toenails?

Usually with type 2, it's the inability to see their feet.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Volcott posted:

This is going back a couple pages but is there something preventing diabetics from clipping their own toenails?

Diabetes tends to ruin your extremities. I've known people that have had their toes amputated due to diabetes.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Platystemon posted:

OSHA IV: While funny, I’d rather keep death jokes out of the title.

and there we have it folks

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

joat mon posted:


Nothing could possibly go wrong.

This is advanced truckfuckling.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Icon Of Sin posted:

Quoting this a) so it isn’t lost, and b) there’s a thread title or 3 in there somewhere.

OSHA VI: the trick is to not shove yourself into moving equipment

Coxswain Balls posted:

OSHA IV: Safety would make it impossible. There's no money in it.
OSHA IV: There's too much work to worry about OSHA.
OSHA IV: Safety would double the loss. You just have to work and that's how it is.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/RjjvPjd.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0dzMzIr.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/pqwPow2.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ejNWrSK.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ZXer0lb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/b0iIQUJ.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/XE12GWb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/KKLCM5s.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/JeROdax.gifv
(Lol so much after he lands.)

https://i.imgur.com/npG03d0.gifv

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
This makes me wince

This is just cruel

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

That surfboard has incredible comic timing.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/08/burning-calories-pig-starts-farm-fire-by-excreting-pedometer

quote:

Firefighters in North Yorkshire have tackled a blaze that broke out after a pig swallowed a pedometer which then combusted in its pen after excretion.

The fire crews were called to a blaze covering 75 square metres at four pigpens in Bramham, near Leeds, on Saturday afternoon.

The North Yorkshire fire and rescue service said the fire was caused by “nature taking its course” and copper from the pedometer battery reacting with dry hay and the pigpen’s contents.

The pedometer was being used to prove the animal was free range and had been taken off one of its fellow pigs.

No animals were harmed as a result of the fire.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Propaganda Hour posted:

I've known people that have had their toes amputated due to diabetes.
:911:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

What state of capitalism is it where you have to use pedometers to prove your pigs were free range?

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

Volcott posted:

This is going back a couple pages but is there something preventing diabetics from clipping their own toenails?

Diabetes ruins the circulation in your extremities so any little injury is likely to turn into a festering wound. If you would like to more please turn image search off.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

My Spirit Otter posted:

What state of capitalism is it where you have to use pedometers to prove your pigs were free range?
Note late enough until you put them on power generating treadmills so they still get pedometer readings while powering the sprinkler system that keeps the pig poo poo fog from rolling into town and killing everyone.

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

zedprime posted:

Note late enough until you put them on power generating treadmills so they still get pedometer readings while powering the sprinkler system that keeps the pig poo poo fog from rolling into town and killing everyone mining bitcoin for your retirement fund.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Sometimes the pigs are going to stop running. Which would you rather stop, a direct revenue stream or the cost center environmental protection. Put your bitcoin on the gen network and your sprinklers on the renewables imo.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

zedprime posted:

Note late enough until you put them on power generating treadmills so they still get pedometer readings while powering the sprinkler system that keeps the pig poo poo fog from rolling into town and killing everyone.

Where we're going, the pig poo poo fog is all that remains

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Where we're going, the pig poo poo fog is all that remains
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but "You smell that?"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Good Samaritan fixes a broken streetlight.

https://i.imgur.com/szvrhqN.mp4

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
Really hope he didn't get charged anything for that. That pole was waiting on a strong wind at that point.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/xQAN2Dn.mp4

Fffuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk

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