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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

So you're saying we shouldn't bless the rains down in Africa?

Tax: spent shells at Verdun

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

gleebster posted:

So you're saying we shouldn't bless the rains down in Africa?

Tax: spent shells at Verdun


And the aftereffects of the battle.



Because of the very high dud rate caused by primitive and unreliable fuzes, there are probably billions of unexploded artillery rounds buried in the battle zones of Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_harvest

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/FXMC1957/status/1235555848254091264?s=19

Tag urself. I'm Lunatick

Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Mar 6, 2020

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




*appears in cloud of smoke* It's me, Twift o' th' Guts!

e: nice try, thread rules :smug:

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Mar 6, 2020

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I'm Rifing of the Lights



The Curse Of The ‘Home Alone’ Cast!

Twenty-five years after Macaulay Culkin captured a couple of bumbling burglars, and the world’s affection as Hollywood’s biggest child star, life seems to have foreclosed on Mac and the rest of the cast. Here’s a peek through the broken windows at the “Home Alone” cast today!

Roberts Blossom (Old Man Marley): A familiar face of the 1970s and ’80s, Roberts appeared in “The Great Gatsby” with Robert Redford and “Escape From Alcatraz” with Clint Eastwood. He went on to play other quirky, cranky old men in films, but couldn’t escape the career curse. He died in 2011.

John Heard (The Dad): A rising star in ’80s flicks like “Big,” things got smaller for John after “Home Alone.” You can now find him in such esteemed titles as “Sharknado” and “The Lizzie Borden Chronicles.” “I went from being a young leading man to being just kind of a hack actor,” he said.

Daniel Stern (Bumbling burglar Marv): Another early ’80s prodigy, Daniel stole the show from Mickey Rourke in “Diner” and later became the voice of “The Wonder Years.” More recently, he’s been limited to small roles in such gleaming film triumphs as 2012’s “A Christmas Story 2.”

Macaulay Culkin (Kevin McCallister): Poor Mac suffered through a legal split with his parents, a short-lived teen marriage to actress Rachel Miner and a virtually nonexistent movie career since 1998. Recently, he had a harrowing heroin addiction and a shocking gay make-out session — both exposed by The National ENQUIRER!

Joe Pesci (Bumbling burglar Harry): A 1990 Oscar winner for “Goodfellas,” Joe remained a box-office killer throughout the decade in “My Cousin Vinny,” “JFK” and the “Lethal Weapon” flicks. His career has sputtered along since then, and so has his love life — he’s been divorced THREE TIMES!

Devin Ratray (Older brother Buzz): Kevin’s spider-loving bro has had some guest roles, but the chubby chap hasn’t had much luck in the acting biz. He popped up in “Law & Order” and the ill-fated 1993 movie version of “Dennis the Menace,” but that’s about it.

Goldreallas XXX
Oct 22, 2009
:nws:[img]GM - I'm going to gently caress you up for this soon[/img]:nws:

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d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


Jesus Christ, don't spoiler that poo poo. Just post the link and tag it as NWS. It still loving loads into the browser/app wether it's spoilered or not.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://twitter.com/neekolul/status/1234601269127458817

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Lastnight at a townhall

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Forbidden ravioli:

https://i.imgur.com/2qK90fs.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



I'm Horseshoehead.

https://twitter.com/StrangestMp4/status/1236083507849379840

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I was just about to make raviolis too, goddamnit


TontoCorazon fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Mar 7, 2020

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Eating a sixer to ask what the gently caress? Why would you post this?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

TontoCorazon posted:

I was just about to make raviolis too, goddamnit




I wore a 15 pound wig of cicadas for that woman and it still wasn't enough

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Honestly, you're probably consumption, convulsion, or fever. As am I.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Probably not a good idea to view this at work or in polite company.

https://twitter.com/BelleDelphinee/status/1120804474904137730

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



FTFY

Tax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzlEnS7MmUo

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/wvOewEW.gifv

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1236455750135951360?s=19

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

trapped mouse posted:

Probably not a good idea to view this at work or in polite company.

https://twitter.com/BelleDelphinee/status/1120804474904137730

that's funny, I thought that after the time she distributed pictures of underage girls to her paypigs she'd be behind bars

btw, speaking of sex positivity :

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Creamed Cormp posted:

that's funny, I thought that after the time she distributed pictures of underage girls to her paypigs she'd be behind bars

You claiming to know so much about this may not be the tactical own on HER that you seem to think it is


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Blursed
https://i.imgur.com/GmnrvzN.gifv

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

The Bloop posted:

You claiming to know so much about this may not be the tactical own on HER that you seem to think it is

Pretending mock threads dont exist on SA has always been the weirdest flex, but doing it to defend the honour of an actual child porn distributor is :chloe:

Tax:

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Bloop posted:

You claiming to know so much about this may not be the tactical own on HER that you seem to think it is

you jumping to defend a child pornographer is the own I think it is though, don't worry

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
After those tepid burns I clicked on the furry chicks twitter (the linked one is a fan one according to the bio) and the main account last posted late 2019.

So hopefully she’s in jail or something, her last posts are about tagging up some chicks car and getting arrested lol

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.


Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Lastnight at a townhall



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nobody ever talks about the aftermath of No-Fap November.

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