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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Trundkle

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

the popes toes posted:

Have there been any clinical confirmation that The Plinkey Diet has been associated in reductions of goon morbidity prevention and positive patient outcomes? If so, this might suggest that cheezer methodologies outweigh bean strategies.

I know this may offend bean promoters but facts is facts motherfuckers.

I imagine they do outweigh bean strategies

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Bethamphetamine posted:

32 states have reported cases of Coronavirus. At this point if you don't have one nobody wants to live in your state.



Delaware is unaffected (so far), checks out

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

32 states have reported cases of Coronavirus. At this point if you don't have one nobody wants to live in your state.



Give it time and all states shall succumb.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bethamphetamine posted:

32 states have reported cases of Coronavirus. At this point if you don't have one nobody wants to live in your state.



the Jeb! meme but with Corona-chan

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bethamphetamine posted:

32 states have reported cases of Coronavirus. At this point if you don't have one nobody wants to live in your state.



Slayyyyyyy queen

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
everyone had terrible hair at the club last night also im younger than all the men i wanted to gently caress

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

quote:

A spokesman for the Life Care Center of Kirkland said Saturday a total of 26 residents have died since February 19. Of those residents, 15 died in hospitals and 13 of them tested positive for coronavirus (COVID-19). Another 11 residents died at the facility and it's unknown if they had the virus.
:thunk:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Really I'm still lmaoing at cpac potentially being a vector

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ive had jan-u-wine hollywood casting directors tell me i look so young that anything i played in would technically be child pornography. if me being young enough to play -5, literaly playing a metaphysical and existential quandry expresed through me playing my own absence before im born, counts as acting (it does and im good at it)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:ohdear: please don't let mini mike come for ernie? erin? eric, right?

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1236696769859371015

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Big Biden Energy flowing up from the chained basement door below

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mia Farrow and Jen Rubin happy that Trumps children will be put in the spotlight and questioned? lmao you’re just setting Ivanka or Don jr. up for public office you morons

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Elites concerned walnut sauce supply chain may be globally impacted by novel corona virus. No sector is immune.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

Big Biden Energy flowing up from the chained basement door below

an old man who has spent his life fighting the biden

the cw archie style dark and gritty but hot style youth who takes up his mantle

think apt pupil energy but the bad guy isnt the old man

coming soon: Old Man & Young Man Fight Evil And Fight It Really Hard (working title)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Michigan, Ohio, and West Virginia remain proud of their history of being exporters of disease to all neighboring states.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

So far, many red states remain unaffected by the Obama virus, as predicted (BUT NOT BY THE LOSERS AT THE NYTIMES). Miracles and many things are possible!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1236663980535492608?s=20

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





thats genius

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


we're hosed

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
just a reminder, even though many/most people are calling this pandemic the Trump Flu the proper name for it is covid 19.

even though it is known the world over as DJT fever, trump flu, & mar a lago pneumonia please try to call it covid 19.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



I love that the Democrats have been so transparent about coronating Biden that it has effectively given trump an extra year to dunk on him

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

coronavirus was on Lysol packaging. healthcare professional aren’t worried about this at all.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my favorite thing ever because i am a money office guy is that when i talk to people on the phone i refuse to offer tax advice. especially now, when people are meeting with thier accountants

but for some reason there is a breed of moron who thinks if they keep asking questions past my general deflection of "I'm not a tax professional talk to your CPA" they will get the GOOD tax advice. The REAL tax advice. the poo poo i hold for people who pester me

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

an old man who has spent his life fighting the biden

the cw archie style dark and gritty but hot style youth who takes up his mantle

think apt pupil energy but the bad guy isnt the old man

coming soon: Old Man & Young Man Fight Evil And Fight It Really Hard (working title)

please stop mailing me your pitches. i'm not passing them on to my agent

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


trump

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009



ty manifisto

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

As the senator of creditcardtopia, I insist on eating eggs with my sports car, Jack

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I wonder what Trump will say at his second inauguration.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nonsense posted:

I wonder what Trump will say at his second inauguration.

Something about the transcripts and it being a perfect call im sure

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

remember this?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Nonsense posted:

I wonder what Trump will say at his second inauguration.

will he invite panic at the disco

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



a.lo posted:

remember this?


is that sailor

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



hello?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

and this hasn’t already been occurring because????

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


A Buff Gay Dude posted:

and this hasn’t already been occurring because????

Because :decorum:

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