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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1236866588864700416

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Whaaaat

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Saw this, heard that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW99Qhs6Kg

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Like loving time travel

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

FOUR MORE YEARS

FOUR MORE YEARS

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Sloppy Joe


Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
does anyone play Mario kart on their phone? I need a friend to get a badge and move onto the next set of badges. this is all I have in life. please add this number 017660060944 god bless.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DryGoods posted:

Sloppy Joe




Rib kid got mush brained

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

It's fun that society is going to be dismantled by a virus rather than climate change.

The natural world got the speed run news.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Salt Fish posted:

Pee is sterile.

That's what people with disgusting pee-soaked hands say

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






The Wuhan Virus

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

DryGoods posted:

Sloppy Joe

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Sudden Loud Noise posted:

It's fun that society is going to be dismantled by a virus rather than climate change.

why not both?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Nonsense posted:

FOUR MORE YEARS

FOUR MORE YEARS

- The DNC

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Salt Fish posted:

Pee is sterile.

it isn't

i take no pleasure in reporting this

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Ohio and Mississippi rivers are the most polluted on earth. Economy humming, people are born and love and die. The earth is bigger than humanity.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Bilirubin posted:

why not both?

Virus might save us from climate change in plea bargain with God

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oh my fuckin god the dow futures are -1200

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1236867209000972289

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

imagine 24 hours of Trump Thread Legend Plinkey rocketing diarrhea into a toilet

has Mankind invented a toilet which can sustain that kind of trauma?

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
number might matter when dow drops over 5k pts

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





number is matter

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Joementum posted:

another funny thing Trump is empowered to do by the constitution: force congress to meet


https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1236839164269735936

Get Schumer or Pelosi to ask Trump for a recess.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Nonsense posted:

FOUR MORE YEARS

FOUR MORE YEARS

If we're lucky, that's all we'll get

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
How's your 401k doing, folks? *smiles and looks round the rally while clapping*

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

triple sulk posted:

oh my fuckin god the dow futures are -1200

Number... go up?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

so is it like 24 hours straight soft serve dumpin or am i gonna be going through an entire year’s variety of shits in one long sitting like it’s been a single file line of turds queueing up to blast off for the last year

this is important to how i respond

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
oh no, I have stock. vegetable stock. haha

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

another funny thing Trump is empowered to do by the constitution: force congress to meet


https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1236839164269735936

In a way, I find this really comforting.

https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1236840168818171904?s=19

Members of Congress are being directly affected. They can't ignore it like Trump wants them to. So they have to take action, and demand Trump do more.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump using a sharpie to add a slash, turning the the - into a +

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



DryGoods posted:

Trump using a sharpie to add a slash, turning the the - into a +

lol

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

William Bear posted:

In a way, I find this really comforting.

https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1236840168818171904?s=19

Members of Congress are being directly affected. They can't ignore it like Trump wants them to. So they have to take action, and demand Trump do more.

Big strong Congressman, out of central casting. The kind who never cries. Looked at me with tears in his eyes and said "Please Mr Trump, let me go home before I catch coronavirus"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The back to the Future 2 presidency

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Joementum posted:

another funny thing Trump is empowered to do by the constitution: force congress to meet


https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1236839164269735936

Is this one of those situations where everyone goes home but then the Republicans surreptitiously show up the next day, form a quorum, and pass whatever the gently caress they want

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DryGoods posted:

Trump using a sharpie to add a slash, turning the the - into a +

:lmao:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




nik kershaws mullet is probably my pick too yeh

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



DryGoods posted:

How's your 409k doing, folks? *smiles and looks round the rally while clapping*

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