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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!

703 posted:

markets about to open!
The presidential diaper is double bagged and ready for action

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aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/lisapease/status/1236747134050775040
We need a biden candidacy at this point, to mondale this thing and possibly destroy the dnc in the process

this lady wrote a book about how Sirhan Sirhan didn’t actually kill RFK? :thunk:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
18-30 is like 99% bernie sanders

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


:sickos:

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
jesus CNBC is so bleek right now this is amazing

https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

cramer wants to get all the smart people in the same room from google, facebook, salesforce etc to figure out what to do... no one points out how lol it is to say lets get all these people in confined quarters together

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

:vince:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

hachi machi

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
let's loving go

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
you have to watch the live coverage. Cramer has lost it

actually i never watch this poo poo so i don't know if it's just the norm

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!

aware of dog posted:

this lady wrote a book about how Sirhan Sirhan didn’t actually kill RFK? :thunk:
Look I fully support bernie sanders but I also think exercise is just lying to your muscles and I once ate 1.5 lbs of jelly beans in one sitting while an adult, none of us are perfect

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
line go down!

https://twitter.com/markets/status/1237007869238804481?s=21

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

zegermans posted:

man if Joe Biden stumbles into the oval office off of the backs of the entire country going down in flames it's gonna be hilarious. To me, personally, because I'm a financially secure-ish white guy. It's gonna be horrifying for others.

nice banking system you got there be a shame if banks all closed and stole your money and you stopped being paid.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Wasn't there a congressman that was in on right wing militias and it all got reported a couple of weeks ago? What became of that chump?

Mustached Demon posted:

They will learn nothing though

They'll learn that it's all wild west and you can cheat all you like.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




is he talking about the pre-disease Muslim ban?

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

703 posted:

you have to watch the live coverage. Cramer has lost it

actually i never watch this poo poo so i don't know if it's just the norm

cramer is always like that

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

petit choux posted:



They'll learn that it's all wild west and you can cheat all you like.

Look at this moron. The decorum gods only allow the republicans to cheat.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



hot drat markets opening down 7%

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
This seems like a legit crash because it's coming after last week which had several major dips. If this were just the regular cycle of the market freaking out and then bouncing back you'd expect this week to be the bounce back. Instead it's dropping even more sharply.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!

Bearjew posted:

is he talking about the pre-disease Muslim ban?
READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
finally, I can wear my “DOW 24,000” hat again

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

aware of dog posted:

bets on how long before the stock exchange’s emergency shutoff is triggered? I give it 10 minutes tops

Lmao looks like less than 5

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Good news everyone!
The dow has passed 25,000...again!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!

Jump, you fuckers

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tenderjerk posted:

READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

I will lick dead virus boomers before I loving read anything!

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

petit choux posted:

Wasn't there a congressman that was in on right wing militias and it all got reported a couple of weeks ago? What became of that chump?


They'll learn that it's all wild west and you can cheat all you like.

clinton and obama both got into office because of a market implosion and biden is going to do the same

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

SIGN THE CARD

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
S&P on a 15 minute hold because it hit -7%

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!

aware of dog posted:

bets on how long before the stock exchange’s emergency shutoff is triggered? I give it 10 minutes tops
Lol the thing that drives our country's economic engine has the tee ball rule of "the other team can only score 10 runs then you have to move to the next inning"

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

FAUXTON posted:

Lmao looks like less than 5

lmaoo

okay, now when will we reach the second cutoff at -13%? place your bets now people

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
lol they made it four minutes before putting the market on time out.

https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/1237008971514462208?s=21

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Augus posted:

Good news everyone!
The dow has passed 25,000...again!

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
yes ha ha ha yes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

aware of dog posted:

lmaoo

okay, now when will we reach the second cutoff at -13%? place your bets now people

Well that's gonna be at least 15 mins

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

Lol the thing that drives our country's economic engine has the tee ball rule of "the other team can only score 10 runs then you have to move to the next inning"

love me some free markets full of rational actors baby

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
Really envious of whoever gets to tell trup NUMBER GO DOWN today

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
open the markets bitch

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


aware of dog posted:

finally, I can wear my “DOW 24,000” hat again

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I feel weird having watched the number stop trading live.

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Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost
closed after 4 loving minutes

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