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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Oh god, the "ARE YOU LISTENING?!" guy is on CNBC right now.

Why are so many financial "experts" crazy yelling guys?

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mustached Demon posted:

It's gonna be a lmao day

Lmao

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1237030423697526787?s=19

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


I'll have a diet coke and a side of Chinese internment

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

tax cuts for the rich and deregulating the gas industry

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

thrawn527 posted:

November is a long time away. Market will probably rebound to a certain point by then.

yeah the fundamentals are really-

wait...

yeah you're right the yield curve is-

wait.......

....




yeah the Fed can always-

wait................

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


lol fiscal, these people can only think in cash

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

thrawn527 posted:

Oh god, the "ARE YOU LISTENING?!" guy is on CNBC right now.

Why are so many financial "experts" crazy yelling guys?

cocaine

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

NofrikinfuN posted:

honestly if oil is one of the biggest things tanking, wouldnt this be a good time to invest in renewables?

Exact opposite lol

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Augus posted:

remember when two (2) Americans died of Ebola

That's almost half a Benghazi

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
pipetting treasury bonds into petri dishes to combat the spreading coronavirus

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




he's going to talk his favorite parts of each idea and tweet them out.

it's going to be like watching grace in motion

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



euphronius posted:

if corona virus is loose in the USA are are hosed lol

lol i have news for you

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


:hmmyes:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol


"we'll add a radical far out option that he definitely won't pick but he'll be happier with more choices"


*trump chooses the assassinate solemani fed equivalent*

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

wow! chairman of the fed, barron trump!

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Pead posted:

with those numbers, coronavirus has a mortality rate of 4%, like 40 times that of the flu last year

No percentage, only number

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



thrawn527 posted:

Oh god, the "ARE YOU LISTENING?!" guy is on CNBC right now.

Why are so many financial "experts" crazy yelling guys?

jim cramer i think

gregday
May 23, 2003


the last time they did this he chose to launch a missile so this should work out fine

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Airlines are hosed

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1237030597073276930?s=19

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


euphronius posted:

if corona virus is loose in the USA are are hosed lol

:getin:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao this is from today...just a few minutes ago...LMAO!!!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1237024887534841856?s=19

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



ArmZ posted:

isn't there a tv show about this where the hhs guy or something becomes president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyQvrb-caQ

mcbexx has issued a correction as of 20:01 on Mar 9, 2020

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Yes bidens best to beat trump for sure

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I picture this as basically a direct copy of the scene in the Simpsons Movie where the Albert Brooks character gives the President a "choice" of different actions.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
there are very fine people infected with Corona

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


eLecTaBiLiTY

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

thrawn527 posted:

Oh god, the "ARE YOU LISTENING?!" guy is on CNBC right now.

Why are so many financial "experts" crazy yelling guys?

lol if your not crazy, yelling

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


people have brain damage

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



The people have spoken. They want 4 more years of C-SPAM's trump thread

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


margin of error +/- 10% (of boomers dying)

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

NofrikinfuN posted:

honestly if oil is one of the biggest things tanking, wouldnt this be a good time to invest in renewables?

ahahahahahhhahaha

The auto industry is probably ramping up SUV production as we speak

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


maybe ill be able to fly to the land of the cheezer for the cost of a cheezer

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/sallutephilipe/status/1237032252137242626

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

NofrikinfuN posted:

honestly if oil is one of the biggest things tanking, wouldnt this be a good time to invest in renewables?

lmao what?

"hey man this finite resource which will eventually run out and spike in price is really cheap now. do i invest in the alternatives?"

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

How is a bailout any different than straight up socialism?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


TMMadman posted:

How is a bailout any different than straight up socialism?

it solely benefits rich people so it’s ok

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

How is a bailout any different than straight up socialism?

It's not, except it all goes to the shareholders

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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

ahahahahahhhahaha

The auto industry is probably ramping up SUV production as we speak

I'm starting a gasoline subscription service

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