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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

heard number go down?

The fundamentals of number are strong though!

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Invest in Uranus

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

heard number go down?

stocks are on sale, it's time to buy!

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

cumshitter posted:

stocks are on sale, it's time to buy!

BOGO

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
my rear end is exploding



farting hard thank u

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
7% off sale - today only

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lol it's the scene where a guy is holding his friend who's bleeding out, telling them they're gonna be ok and they're gonna go to Disneyland or something when they get home.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

smarxist posted:

lol they're literally going to focus every resource towards spinning the narrative on the economy and ignoring corona and letting americans die en masse for his re-election and they're going to re-elect him lmfao

I love that it's official policy that it's good we're not testing a lot of people because that makes it look like less people have it lmfaoooo

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

the original file name for that pic from a florida local news website was turmp.jpg


show urself!!!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

heard number go down?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

heard number go down?

i dunno let's check in with numb --- oh dear

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
biden

bideN

bidEN

biDEN

bIDEN

TRUMP

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

euphronius posted:

if corona virus is loose in the USA are are hosed lol

:hmmyes:

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

euphronius posted:

if corona virus is loose in the USA are are hosed lol

too late

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I love that it's official policy that it's good we're not testing a lot of people because that makes it look like less people have it lmfaoooo

but they cant coverup deaths so it makes a virus with a ~1.5% death rate look like a virus with a 4%/8.5%/14.5% death rate in the US

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/crazy__cloud/status/1237048094409150464

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/gabedelahaye/status/1237048379072344064

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1237047592053284866

K9
May 6, 2007


nice to see that #ThePersistence guy got a haircut at last

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

you'll never convince me this wasn't some kind of cointelpro operation

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1237026080407633923

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my cat seems to have figured out that my armpit is where the human scent gladn is located and is now headbutting it to make it smell like her

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
if i were president i would simply handle the coronavirus outbreak competently

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

cumshitter posted:

my cat seems to have figured out that my armpit is where the human scent gladn is located and is now headbutting it to make it smell like her

ever fart near your cat and watch it lick itself to get the taste out of its mouth

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

eric ciaramella posted:

but they cant coverup deaths so it makes a virus with a ~1.5% death rate look like a virus with a 4%/8.5%/14.5% death rate in the US

It's the US, so it'll probably end up 4%/8%/15% due to poo poo rear end healthcare

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

eric ciaramella posted:

but they cant coverup deaths so it makes a virus with a ~1.5% death rate look like a virus with a 4%/8.5%/14.5% death rate in the US

Well from what I've seen so far any sort of general population death rate percentage is going to be misleading because there's certain situations (like a not-so-great old folks home or hospital) where it's a monster.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Joementum posted:

if i were president i would simply handle the coronavirus outbreak competently

i imagine the people that are best to handle this are reaching out to the white house but because they sat in the same room as obama or clinton one time that their years of expertise are handwaved away by our big boy president

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AnarchoShanties/status/1237047467667001345

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Floor is lava posted:

ever fart near your cat and watch it lick itself to get the taste out of its mouth

i dont fart

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

if i were president i would simply handle the coronavirus outbreak competently

i'll take "the american health care system's systematic burden would make handling this outbreak competently impossible for any administration, even a hyper competent one" but when you add trump to the mix it certainly has gotten spicy

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Joementum posted:

if i were president i would simply handle the coronavirus outbreak competently

This disqualifies you.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Joementum posted:

if i were president i would simply handle the coronavirus outbreak competently

Joememtum 2032

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hahaha yeaahhhh panic and sell! panic and sell!!! im buying everything i want more securities!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Alpha Centauri posted:

i imagine the people that are best to handle this are reaching out to the white house but because they sat in the same room as obama or clinton one time that their years of expertise are handwaved away by our big boy president

oh everyone in the white house knows what the correct response to this should be, they just don't want to do it because it's bad for business


but it seems that doing nothing is also bad for business!

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

cumshitter posted:

i dont fart

sorry for your loss

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well from what I've seen so far any sort of general population death rate percentage is going to be misleading because there's certain situations (like a not-so-great old folks home or hospital) where it's a monster.

:lol: things that the US excels at for $200 Alex

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Joementum posted:

if i were president i would simply handle the coronavirus outbreak competently

This is why you're not president :sad:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
they flipped the breaker i lust for stock market death

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

My grandma (who loves Bernie) celebrated her 80th bday Saturday and we threw a big surprise party and she loved but when we were all hanging out later she was like "yeah, a ton of people were catching sinus infections and flu like stuff in the last week or two" and fuckkkkk man, gramma just lock your doors and board up your windows and live in a hazmat suit for the next four months please ok

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