No Joe Toxx: Technically the Democrats have access to my vote so that should be good

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Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

xrunner posted:

A Bernie voter, a trump voter, and a Biden voter are set to be guillotined.

The trump voter goes first. The blade stops inches above his neck. “Huh see my faith in Trmup is supreme. You can’t kill me. It’s divine intervention.” Everyone looks around and shrugs and they let him go.

The Bernie voter goes next. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. “Building on the world we have we can see that a better future is possible” he exclaims. They let him go.

They put the Biden voter in. “Hey Jack can you put me in so my face is towards the blade?” he asks, drooling a little. Everyone shrugs. Again the blade stops inches above his neck. The Biden voter smiles. “Right there, fat. It ain’t working cause the track is misaligned. You just need to make a small incremental change and this thing’ll chop like nobody’s business”

# ? Mar 9, 2020 06:36

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tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Got my tag, is this avatar thread related also? I can't figure out where it came from. Maybe I have dementia like thread fav Joe.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 07:27

Daikloktos: Jan 1, 2020; by Cyrano4747

Hell yeah, thanks

# ? Mar 9, 2020 08:02

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

hopefully he catches the corona virus and dies

# ? Mar 9, 2020 08:22

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Squizzle posted:

third page queued. found another i missed on first page. think i got everyone on the second tho

I love it thank you squizzle-chan

# ? Mar 9, 2020 09:05

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

lol that's a really good tag

# ? Mar 9, 2020 09:31

soscannonballs: Dec 6, 2007

I will never vote for joe biden. Won't vote for other biden either.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 09:41

u_s_eh: Feb 19, 2005; I AM ALL I AM NONE

I will also not vote for Biden or support him in any way. Thanks!

# ? Mar 9, 2020 10:12

King Boo: Feb 24, 2008; nihil novi sub sole

no joementia for me, gently caress the dnc. gimme the tag, jack

# ? Mar 9, 2020 10:26

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

can i get a mod to update my gangatags to only show nojoe i got too god drat many

# ? Mar 9, 2020 11:45

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

They have a button to remove all of them :evilbuddy:

# ? Mar 9, 2020 12:01

Issaries: Sep 15, 2008; "At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

And no, I don't want no Biden
Biden is a guy that can't get no vote from me
Hanging out the passenger side of Obamas ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no Biden

# ? Mar 9, 2020 12:21

Luckyellow: Sep 25, 2007; Pillbug

https://mobile.twitter.com/ibrahimpols/status/1236986771700953090

Just another reason why I won't vote for Joe

# ? Mar 9, 2020 13:33

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Squizzle posted:

third page queued. found another i missed on first page. think i got everyone on the second tho

I�m glad one of us is diligent and follows through on their ideas

Classon Ave. Robot posted:

I like the idea that people who vote for Joe Biden have to look at this image when they post.

It is not a huge toxx for me to post in this thread because I couldn't vote for Joe Biden even if I wanted to but hey I still won't.

e: oh god i changed my mind its so bad to look at I don't want anyone to have this avatar and post where I can see it

mistakes! were! made!!!!

# ? Mar 9, 2020 13:43

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

I�m spending a lot of time fantasizing about who I�m voting for in November. I want greens to make their 5%, so I�ll be voting for them

# ? Mar 9, 2020 15:27

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

PawParole posted:

I’m spending a lot of time fantasizing about who I’m voting for in November. I want greens to make their 5%, so I’ll be voting for them

I really want vermintide surprema to win the libertarian ticket

# ? Mar 9, 2020 15:31

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

thinking about how I won�t vote for Biden this morning

# ? Mar 9, 2020 15:46

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I'll never vote for that fuckbrained liver spot.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:01

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

gang tag owns lmao

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:26

deetron69: Jan 18, 2005

Peace and Freedom is the party for me!

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:29

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

U-DO Burger posted:

gang tag owns lmao

I can't see, but I hope I didn't get it. Nobiden is 2020, but animal rights terrorism is forever.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:30

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

ikanreed posted:

I can't see, but I hope I didn't get it. Nobiden is 2020, but animal rights terrorism is forever.

thankfully they can coexist

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:32

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

This is probably the best thread I'll ever make

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:39

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Jewel Repetition posted:

This is probably the best thread I'll ever make

it's a good thread and you should be proud

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:47

kyberkatze: Jan 13, 2004; All this and the power of toast!

Its true, I'm voting for the other Biden like Joe said to do!

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:47

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

lol squizzle gave me the gang tag, hahaha

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:49

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Lightning Knight posted:

lol squizzle gave me the gang tag, hahaha

wear it with pride comrade

# ? Mar 9, 2020 17:57

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Posting in here to say lol no way am I voting for Joe.

Hes gonna fill his cabinet with wall street exec's that are gonna write themselves out of taxes entirely when he goes full Reagan 1986

# ? Mar 9, 2020 18:51

Joey Steel: Jul 24, 2019

Loving the gang tag.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 18:52

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

OxySnake posted:

Posting in here to say lol no way am I voting for Joe.

Hes gonna fill his cabinet with wall street exec's that are gonna write themselves out of taxes entirely when he goes full Reagan 1986

Good news: he won't have a cabinet

# ? Mar 9, 2020 18:53