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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GIVE ME YOUR MONEY DO IT NOW GO TO THE PAYPAL LINK AT CUMSHITTER DOT COM DONT THINK DO IT YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






confirm that I rubbed my taint on it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spoondick posted:

who formally declared a pandemic?

The smarty pants communist global elite scientists

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


fake news

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

maybe the real pandemic is the friends we made along the way

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
do you want to destroy my cumsweatterrrrrr

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
pull my balls as I walk a-wayyyyyyy

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Spoondick posted:

who formally declared a pandemic?

yes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ex post facho posted:

pull my balls as I wank a-wayyyyyyy

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, with one leg out the window: THE MARKET IS FINE STOP ASKING

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

cumshitter posted:

THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GIVE ME YOUR MONEY DO IT NOW GO TO THE PAYPAL LINK AT CUMSHITTER DOT COM DONT THINK DO IT YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

do u sell food in buckets because if you do I’m
in

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Okay but who declared the pandemic?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

cumshitter posted:

me, with one leg out the window: THE MARKET IS FINE STOP ASKING

i hear the bond yield curve has the same trajectory as a fund manager jumping out the window right now

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

is coronavirus in semen

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

DryGoods posted:

Okay but who declared the pandemic?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Honk for TRUM



ty manifisto

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
market didn't like that announcement

dow down over 6% again

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


boomers are death process

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
in finance they call call the window option arbitrage between your life and the pavement; both are made equal and equitable through trade

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

alnilam posted:

Honk for TRUM



ah, simpler times

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

cumshitter posted:

in finance, you dont get a corner office. you get a window. the office is just there to house the window.

the window is your portal to financial valhalla when the house of cards collapses

*extremely monster truck announcer voice* ur wall street promotion includes the whole corner office but u'll only need the window

Fuckt Tupp has issued a correction as of 17:48 on Mar 9, 2020

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1237054726220414977?s=20

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok seriously guys i know what i do for a living but im not a monster

one PM telling me to kill myself id take as a joke but jesus, lay off and focus your anger elsewhere. someplace more productive than a guy who identifies as someone who has an rear end filled with cum

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




GOD drat IT TELL THE OLDS NOT TO GO OUT AND VOTE TOMORROW

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

cumshitter posted:

THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GIVE ME YOUR MONEY DO IT NOW GO TO THE PAYPAL LINK AT CUMSHITTER DOT COM DONT THINK DO IT YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

My financial guy told me to go all in on airline and cruise ship stocks.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

plague inc achievement unlocked

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
:rip: ted cruz. the fake news coronavirus claims another

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

very cool, now we get the elderly lurching into grocery stores and clogging every god drat aisle for the next month.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



I don’t know, who?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i've got enough food to last the rest of the month, but i need to stock up on coffee and booze


also, i'll really miss hanging out on trivia night and not getting to see my friend's band on st. patrick's day :(

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im so glad i called out sick/drunk for work today

my coworker (who is a chill lady) is covering for me and i offered to buy her lunch for dealing with my bullshit

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


BOOMER WASTELAND

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
whenever I see the WHO mentioned this is all that I can think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntxKRj9DRnc

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

if you’re stranded at sea you may as well have fun with it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bearjew posted:

GOD drat IT TELL THE OLDS NOT TO GO OUT AND VOTE TOMORROW

This is like the one thing they wouldn't listen to

If the last thing they could do before they die is "gently caress us over because they won't have to deal with consequences of it", they'd do it without thinking twice. Spite motivates

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

cumshitter posted:

ok seriously guys i know what i do for a living but im not a monster

one PM telling me to kill myself id take as a joke but jesus, lay off and focus your anger elsewhere. someplace more productive than a guy who identifies as someone who has an rear end filled with cum

Post the PMs

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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Louisgod posted:

very cool, now we get the elderly lurching into grocery stores and clogging every god drat aisle for the next month.

rascal accidents about to go UP

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