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ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

homking for our president!!

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Alucardd
Aug 1, 2006

https://twitter.com/chuckgrassley/status/529356795924725760

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

DryGoods posted:

beach a couple destroyers near Mar-a-Lago to protect the President from those infected with the chronovirus

theyll have to get all the yachts perma staffed with foreign intelligence out of the water first

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/SartoriallyInc/status/1237097966944559104

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

ohrwurm posted:

homking for our president!!
he has what it takes to survive this thing. he doesnt believe insane horseshit like that exercise takes minuts off of your lifespan.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



still more important presidential business to attend to


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237130072571731968

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


:birdthunk:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/bterris/status/1237130183116816385?s=21

:crnasickos:

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

lol I'm sick goodbye hellworld hello hell TRUNO

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

lol the title just changed, they took out pence's name

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Agent Burt Macklin posted:

6 PM they said he is gonna speak. He’s going to say he came in contact with it and he’s fine so we are all worrying for nothing and should just take Mucinex if we feel sick.

Dammit, I'll be gone from work by then.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/WesHagerman/status/1237115548061716480
https://mobile.twitter.com/nationalparke/status/1237129284109680640

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
trumo has successfully gaslit himself into overcoming his own germaphobia

:patriot:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

cargo cult posted:

it would be REALLY hosed up to say you want this virus to cut down boomers like wheat before a scythe



that would make you a bad person

the olds of your youth die unseen
19 you say what do you mean
how do I spend my folding green
and unfurl my wrinkly boomer peen
against this storm of tweets so mean

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

TheHoosier posted:

lol I'm sick goodbye hellworld hello hell TRUNO

congrats friend :unsmith:

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Oh for gently caress's sake.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



definitely nothing more important for the president to be paying attention to


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237129690877476864

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
WHO THE gently caress CARES HOW YOU PAY FOR FREE VACCINES ITS A loving VACCINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

trilpm

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

TheHoosier posted:

lol I'm sick goodbye hellworld hello hell TRUNO

dibs on your posts

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
wow how can we afford ridiculous nonsense like public health initiatives? my tax dollars are reserved for slaughtering muslims

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

definitely nothing more important for the president to be paying attention to


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237129690877476864

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL STEVE PALAZZO!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
lol, it's airforce one, they probably shoved him into some actual biohazard chamber

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

developing loving countries with economies smaller than the average state capital manage to provide free vaccines because vaccines cost almost nothing and having your population not die of preventable illness is an extremely good loving investment

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

zegermans posted:

did you know that the moon appearing much larger when it's low in the sky is a complete optical illusion - any instrumental measurement will tell you the measurable size is the same at dusk vs midnight

really I thought the moon actually gained size, unlike ur pen0rs

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

writing QUARANTINE onto a towel with a sharpie and sticking it in the bottom of the overhead compartment onboard air force one to drape over ur seat "there that oughta do it"

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

twoday posted:

lol, it's airforce one, they probably shoved him into some actual biohazard chamber

he went into the egg

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

DryGoods posted:

Air Force One with a virus on board would be a good 90's thriller

this is the plot of the pilot episode of NCIS and the way they make it a naval investigation when it lands in Omaha is great

its that Al Qaeda is poisoning marine gaurd uniforms via a laundromat with Australian snake venom

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

only in loving america is the cost of a vaccine even a thing, and that's only because the goddamn parasites that run the medical industry need to have their heads pulled out like the ticks they are

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Dustcat posted:

developing loving countries with economies smaller than the average state capital manage to provide free vaccines because vaccines cost almost nothing and having your population not die of preventable illness is an extremely good loving investment
yeah there are south east asian countries like Laos which have heat sensors in airports lol lmfao

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Dustcat posted:

developing loving countries with economies smaller than the average state capital manage to provide free vaccines because vaccines cost almost nothing and having your population not die of preventable illness is an extremely good loving investment

COMMUNISM! MANY SUCH CASES

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/mattbc/status/1237096961150418944

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1237121273026818048

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/williamjordann/status/1237132255413354503

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



love these guys


https://mobile.twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1237033850469068800

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

In the pocket of healthy children I see. The future liberals want!

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
we're not just going to "develop" a "vaccine" for "free" and distribute it to people, we have to keep killing afghans. wait is that war over? who the gently caress knows!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Dustcat posted:

only in loving america is the cost of a vaccine even a thing, and that's only because the goddamn parasites that run the medical industry need to have their heads pulled out like the ticks they are

b-b-but if we fail to protect investment capital who will fund research in the future?!! :qq:

this whole country is brain diseased to think that unless a profit can be made there's no work to be done lmfao

we have so much everyone could be doing all the time to improve society, infrastructure projects, cleanup, upgrading, energy efficiency converts, any type of reserach/development to make any aspect of civilization more efficient, there are loads of things that need to be done all the time, but unless someone can build a little grift out of those needs, literally nobody can do the work, because there's' no wage labor assigned to it and no way to actually survive/live while doing that work rofl lmao we're all anchored to the loving number like we're standing in a tub full of concrete about to get pitched off a bridge lmao

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Dustcat posted:

developing loving countries with economies smaller than the average state capital manage to provide free vaccines because vaccines cost almost nothing and having your population not die of preventable illness is an extremely good loving investment

Wrong

So wrong

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