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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1237151574486548482
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237239192222158848

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

there's so many things ready to pop but unlike a known quantity like a hurricane etc thats got a timeline to be ready for its an extra layer of material existential doom on top of all the others and the pressure cooker is rattling like crazy and no one knows what the fucks happening

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


tbf thats a pretty tabloid style take by a tabloid is english rag right so???

i love turmp he 100% prolly would refuse a test because he doesn't wanna learn he's poz for corona cant be real if u cant see it :sad:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



there's always a tweet

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/329700217513451522?s=21

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i remember once my older brother had his friends over and to impress them he demanded i make them hot dogs, but i accidentally hit 10 minutes instead of 1 minute on the microwave so my brother beat the living poo poo out of me with a sock fulla quarters. lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/newscomauHQ/status/1237239256474583040

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Four More Years

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

it really is going to be amazing content if the US government gets an outbreak, like trump will for sure completely lose the plot

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i mean granted you should know it dont take 10 mins to cook a hot dog but i was like 5

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/uwvirology/status/1237172500317876224?s=21

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
cum

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

That DICK! posted:

i remember once my older brother had his friends over and to impress them he demanded i make them hot dogs, but i accidentally hit 10 minutes instead of 1 minute on the microwave so my brother beat the living poo poo out of me with a sock fulla quarters. lmao
sounds like you earned that rear end whooping?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Nonsense posted:

the best hotdogs were mexican bacon-wrapped dogs right on the border and they used to cost a dollar, 4 dollars for the giant red cheese filled dog and you ate them as narcos were blasting each other and throwing grenades into the bar you just left

and no not Tijuana

goddamn 2005 owned

always eat that danger dog

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

That DICK! posted:

anyone else got a hot dog story?

Somehow I got ratted out at cub scout camp as a papist and while everybody enjoyed their hot dogs, on friday, as the only ratted out catholic, I got loving fish sticks.

As a child growing up thinking everyone normal and worth knowing was catholic, this led me to the understanding that hot dogs > my papist god

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Trump probably has healthy teenager blood cycled into him daily like thiel and so will escape the worst ravages of the Boomer flu

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

speaking only for my own personal experience cargo cult, its a weird sort of sort of moving on. but yes, cum. cum indeed.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

oh.. and then a post coming at me, cargo cult? well let me tell you how this little story ends. it ends after my 26 yo older brother complains that ive eaten the last of the pop tarts. and i dont like that. i dont like that at all.

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

That DICK! posted:

speaking only for my own personal experience cargo cult, its a weird sort of sort of moving on. but yes, cum. cum indeed.
do you have a good relationship with your brother or no

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

don’t you mean ACTING deputy WH liaison at the Commerce Department?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i hold no ill will toward him and wish him only the best. he seems to have realized his mistakes

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

sorry, my intention was not to rattle any cages, cargo. i'm just big into this nihilism thing lately

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
tell me more about nihilism.......

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

have you seen the movie big lebowski

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
yes

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

holy gently caress me coast to coast round trip flights are dead cheap right now

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

do you remember flea from the red hot chili peppers

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jeffspolitics/status/1237046029704445956

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


holy poo poo (heh) lmaooo god drat

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

capn trumps

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHv2dIM3t9I

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hell yeah remember the unstoppable electoral freight train that gave us the kerry administration


https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1237169397472641032

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

tacodaemon posted:

hell yeah remember the unstoppable electoral freight train that gave us the kerry administration


https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1237169397472641032
i mean the administration is botching the gently caress out of the COVD19 response and we're approaching a recession. its not unbelievable to think biden might win.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
boomers will vote for anyone that looks like them and they decide every election

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
at least we're going to have fun when Big Don starts TrumpTV to battle President Biden

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




'cuz this is my united states of corona

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




lol imagine falling down in that

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Chard posted:

'cuz this is my united states of corona
i havent thought about that song for like fifteen years

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




out of all the things to hoard poo poo tickets strike me as so low on the list i must be missing something?

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