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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Facebook Aunt posted:

Don't take antihistamines. Also don't touch your face. Just let those boogers hang out. Dangle. Slowly ooze down your chin.

Why are antihistamines bad? And why is blowing your nose bad?

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

Don't take antihistamines. Also don't touch your face. Just let those boogers hang out. Dangle. Slowly ooze down your chin.

:nms: :nms:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I have a friend in Southern California whose daughter just got diagnosed with viral pneumonia. WHO recommends that all cases of bilateral pneumonia be tested for coronavirus, but she was not tested. Why? "The coronavirus doesn't kill children anyway"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




QuarkJets posted:

Why are antihistamines bad? And why is blowing your nose bad?

You can't blow your nose without touching your face. Better to plug every orifice, really.

As for antihistamines, well, I just thought about what would be the worst possible outcome and assumed that would be the correct course. Because hellworld.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

QuarkJets posted:

I have a friend in Southern California whose daughter just got diagnosed with viral pneumonia. WHO recommends that all cases of bilateral pneumonia be tested for coronavirus, but she was not tested. Why? "The coronavirus doesn't kill children anyway"

They do not have enough tests.

Full stop.

They are using the children excuse so that people don't start to panic or something.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Please don't doxx me via my baby pictures

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

The heck is this fr oh now I see the link now.

So, anyway, Wisconsin confirmed its second case five hours ago.

Objurium
Aug 8, 2009

So, some updates.

I had a sore throat that came out of nowhere and got pretty brutal since last Sunday. I've been managing it with otc meds and felt decent again by Saturday, but then woke up Sunday morning with full body aches and chills / fever sweats. My body seemed like it burned it out again by Sunday night, but the sore throat is back.

This is identical to what my boss had, and I got it ~2 weeks after we had a day long work roadtrip together wherein he was still coughing (but doing his best to manage it).

Supposedly he had the same weird phase where he briefly got better then got worse and it turned into a lovely cough. I'm not there quite yet and am hoping my immune system is tougher than his as it's generally pretty ironclad. His doctor confirmed he had an unknown viral infection but wouldn't test him for the Roni because his symptoms weren't severe enough. Mine have been obnoxious but not too bad. It could be something else entirely, I'm not sure 🤷‍♂️

Also the local Target was completely out of most cold meds (DayQuil and the like), toilet paper, and most canned foods, but I managed to stock up on soups and meds and poo poo about a week ago.

This is Southern California and it seems like people now realize poo poo's gonna get lovely.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

QuarkJets posted:

I have a friend in Southern California whose daughter just got diagnosed with viral pneumonia. WHO recommends that all cases of bilateral pneumonia be tested for coronavirus, but she was not tested. Why? "The coronavirus doesn't kill children anyway"

RIP that kid's grandparents I guess.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

QuarkJets posted:

I have a friend in Southern California whose daughter just got diagnosed with viral pneumonia. WHO recommends that all cases of bilateral pneumonia be tested for coronavirus, but she was not tested. Why? "The coronavirus doesn't kill children anyway"

Until it does.

Unless you want children to become the Typhoid Marys of this pandemic, it's important to try to get some idea of the infection rate among them and how easily they fight it off. People are often in much closer physical proximity with children than they are with other adults and don't think twice about kids being walking petri dishes.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum

Objurium posted:

So, some updates.

I had a sore throat that came out of nowhere and got pretty brutal since last Sunday. I've been managing it with otc meds and felt decent again by Saturday, but then woke up Sunday morning with full body aches and chills / fever sweats. My body seemed like it burned it out again by Sunday night, but the sore throat is back.

This is identical to what my boss had, and I got it ~2 weeks after we had a day long work roadtrip together wherein he was still coughing (but doing his best to manage it).

Supposedly he had the same weird phase where he briefly got better then got worse and it turned into a lovely cough. I'm not there quite yet and am hoping my immune system is tougher than his as it's generally pretty ironclad. His doctor confirmed he had an unknown viral infection but wouldn't test him for the Roni because his symptoms weren't severe enough. Mine have been obnoxious but not too bad. It could be something else entirely, I'm not sure 🤷‍♂️

Also the local Target was completely out of most cold meds (DayQuil and the like), toilet paper, and most canned foods, but I managed to stock up on soups and meds and poo poo about a week ago.

This is Southern California and it seems like people now realize poo poo's gonna get lovely.

I had a sore-when-you-swallow/sore lump sore throat as opposed to a sandpapered-throat sore throat about 3 weeks ago. The sore throat lasted 9 days. I vomited on the 3rd day (post-nasal drip + sore throat stimulating my gag reflex) and started sounding like dr. girlfriend from day 5-8, which was a brand new one for me. From day 7 onwards I had the worst nonstop cough and couldn't sleep because I was coughing so much. I went to urgent care and they said I had a fever but it was mild and it's "just a viral infection"but gave me the only effective cough medicine I've ever had, benzonatate. I'm in Santa Clara county and this started around Feb 12th so I don't think it was the Roni. Around the same time a colleague had influenza A and B at the same time, lol, he said it was bad but he got tamiflu and felt better quite fast (like within a day and a half)

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Burt Sexual posted:

I still have to canx my American air tix tomorrow, I’m just gonna say I have a fever lol

Who says canx? Is that some sort of insider speak? WHO?!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Shaocaholica posted:

Who says canx? Is that some sort of insider speak? WHO?!

It's the gender neutral version of cancel. Try to be more sensitive.

Objurium
Aug 8, 2009

redreader posted:

I had a sore-when-you-swallow/sore lump sore throat as opposed to a sandpapered-throat sore throat about 3 weeks ago. The sore throat lasted 9 days. I vomited on the 3rd day (post-nasal drip + sore throat stimulating my gag reflex) and started sounding like dr. girlfriend from day 5-8, which was a brand new one for me. From day 7 onwards I had the worst nonstop cough and couldn't sleep because I was coughing so much. I went to urgent care and they said I had a fever but it was mild and it's "just a viral infection"but gave me the only effective cough medicine I've ever had, benzonatate. I'm in Santa Clara county and this started around Feb 12th so I don't think it was the Roni. Around the same time a colleague had influenza A and B at the same time, lol, he said it was bad but he got tamiflu and felt better quite fast (like within a day and a half)


Good to know! Sounds similar to mine for sure.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

redreader posted:

I had a sore-when-you-swallow/sore lump sore throat as opposed to a sandpapered-throat sore throat about 3 weeks ago. The sore throat lasted 9 days. I vomited on the 3rd day (post-nasal drip + sore throat stimulating my gag reflex) and started sounding like dr. girlfriend from day 5-8, which was a brand new one for me. From day 7 onwards I had the worst nonstop cough and couldn't sleep because I was coughing so much. I went to urgent care and they said I had a fever but it was mild and it's "just a viral infection"but gave me the only effective cough medicine I've ever had, benzonatate. I'm in Santa Clara county and this started around Feb 12th so I don't think it was the Roni. Around the same time a colleague had influenza A and B at the same time, lol, he said it was bad but he got tamiflu and felt better quite fast (like within a day and a half)

I had something similar in late December/early January. Mostly just a lovely nose thing and a shittier cough that lingered for two weeks after everything else had resolved. I was worried it was a sign my smoking years were catching up to me, but apparently I was not the only one to get hit with that.

Looking forward to round two except way worse, I guess?

EDIT: if my last post didnt make it apparent, I'm in Wisconsin.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Shaocaholica posted:

Who says canx? Is that some sort of insider speak? WHO?!

You want the cruise to be incel so you get a refund. If you volcel the cruise you only get a credit for future cruises.

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
also in Santa Clara county but travel around SD/OC for work.

Went out to DTSJ two weekends ago and that's probably when I caught something. Was stuck in SD last week, felt funky on Monday full blown chills/fever starting Tuesday. Went to ER on Thursday night after 3 days of 103F+ fever. Swabbed positive for Influenza A, prescribed Tamiflu.

Feeling better now, but hope my compromised immune system doesn't gently caress me for the Roni... (just got back from a day trip at LAX)

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Shaocaholica posted:

Who says canx? Is that some sort of insider speak? WHO?!

It's so you don't discriminate against the cancels.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Cool now we're going to hear about everyone's cold.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
“I hope that was it”

Narrator: It wasn’t

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Cool now we're going to hear about everyone's cold.

Better than hearing about everybody's night terrors.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51803890

Interesting read on the BBC.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Facebook Aunt posted:

Better than hearing about everybody's night terrors.

True that.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
It's pretty great that the just-in-time philosophy for all the test stuff etc is now totally backfiring.



Who could have seen that coming??

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

We are also trying to just in time this virus too lmao

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





wow so deepu

https://twitter.com/NAChristakis/status/1237209114532630529

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MarcusSA posted:

We are also trying to just in time this virus too lmao

Hey, not everywhere. For example, in glorious Canukistan we stockpiled 55 million N95 masks and other pandemic supplies after SARS.
:canada: :smug: :canada:


Oh, wai
https://globalnews.ca/news/6651402/ontario-coronavirus-masks-medical-supplies-expired/

quote:

Thirteen years ago, Ontario stockpiled some 55 million N95 masks and other medical equipment after the province bore the brunt of the SARS epidemic in Canada in 2002 and 2003. But provincial officials have confirmed that the masks in the stockpile have passed their expiration date and sidestepped questions about how many masks, including expired ones, remain.

quote:

As of 2017, the preparatory stockpile amassed by Ontario included 26,000 pallets of supplies: respirators, face shields, needles and more. But no one had ensured that the supplies would be given to hospitals before their expiration and then replaced with fresh ones in the stockpile, according to the auditor general report.

“The ministry informed us that its budget for these supplies only allowed for storage and not the management of them,” the report stated. Storage costs were running at more than C$3 million a year, and the ministry had started to dispose of the supplies, the report stated.

:saddowns:

sleez
Jan 11, 2020

Whe the laughing is over, people like you cry.

redreader posted:

I had a sore-when-you-swallow/sore lump sore throat as opposed to a sandpapered-throat sore throat about 3 weeks ago. The sore throat lasted 9 days. I vomited on the 3rd day (post-nasal drip + sore throat stimulating my gag reflex) and started sounding like dr. girlfriend from day 5-8, which was a brand new one for me. From day 7 onwards I had the worst nonstop cough and couldn't sleep because I was coughing so much. I went to urgent care and they said I had a fever but it was mild and it's "just a viral infection"but gave me the only effective cough medicine I've ever had, benzonatate. I'm in Santa Clara county and this started around Feb 12th so I don't think it was the Roni. Around the same time a colleague had influenza A and B at the same time, lol, he said it was bad but he got tamiflu and felt better quite fast (like within a day and a half)

Good thing Corona isn't a viral infection

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i had the shits this morning. had to visit the toilet 3 times in a row in the space of 15 mins.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




its not the coronovirus. i just ate a lot of spicy food yesterday

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





lol USA

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1236967513008877568

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Last week I was flying home from Dubai Al Maktoum (which is a smaller new airport, not the huge normal airport) and as luck would have it next 2 gates to mine were to Tehran. Needless to say the whole terminal was pretty freaked out about that, lines to the pharmacy buying masks, hand sanitizers etc. Pharmacy made buck probably.

Next day after arrival I got a sore throat and cough, no fever though. My job asked me to stay at home for a while just in case, so I got another week to stay home and play computer games. Throat and cough gone now, I suspect it was actually due to me smoking Marlboro Golds instead of Sobranie like normal, so this is my corona story.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lolie posted:

Until it does.

Unless you want children to become the Typhoid Marys of this pandemic, it's important to try to get some idea of the infection rate among them and how easily they fight it off. People are often in much closer physical proximity with children than they are with other adults and don't think twice about kids being walking petri dishes.

You just put more effort into the virus the the United States government.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Just noticed that overnight the PlagueMap 2020 (tm) went from individually listing US cases to putting dots over every state. Things are looking great.


Penn and Teller did it better with vaccines.

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy


I realize pure exponentials are dumb but even taking that into account, it looks like may is going to be the month of panic.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Sneak Lemming posted:



I realize pure exponentials are dumb but even taking that into account, it looks like may is going to be the month of panic.

By June we’re going to need more people on Earth to house all this coronavirus.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

quote:

China’s foreign ministry objected on Monday to the term “Wuhan coronavirus.”

The ministry has claimed that even though the epidemic was first reported in China, it didn’t necessarily originate there.

riiiiiiiight

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Harvard going virtual for the semester and kicking all the students out of the dorms

https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1237361141078282240

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

You just put more effort into the virus the the United States government.

No, you see... they don't want the virus to be bad, so it's not! Case closed!

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There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Sirotan posted:

Harvard going virtual for the semester and kicking all the students out of the dorms

https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1237361141078282240

That's kinda hosed since not everyone has the luxury of moving with a week notice.

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