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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


lol awesome yeah let's remove the funding source for medicare during a pandemic

and also give corporations a huge break on their share of the FICA tax too



ty manifisto

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


pathetic little tramp posted:

lol so if this works, and trump wins re-election, one of the very first things he has to do is raise taxes on everyone in America.

unless he’s planning to run for a third time, he won’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck about anything.

actually that’s a good question. trump has been doing rallies so and poo poo for years because of the re-election. if he wins again, what is he going to have to do rallies for?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
this tax and tweet strategy might just get america out of another bind!!!!

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

unless he’s planning to run for a third time, he won’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck about anything.

actually that’s a good question. trump has been doing rallies so and poo poo for years because of the re-election. if he wins again, what is he going to have to do rallies for?

re-election.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

MysteriousStranger posted:

remember "go shopping at the mall don't let the terrorist win"

The Vaporwave Solution

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

quote:



This is what happens when you lick a gay frog. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Rynn has issued a correction as of 20:01 on Mar 10, 2020

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

alnilam posted:

lol awesome yeah let's remove the funding source for medicare during a pandemic

and also give corporations a huge break on their share of the FICA tax too

But bottom lines

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Epic High Five posted:

Dems think 2018 was a wave of voters "coming to their senses" and embracing grim austerity and cowardly centrism, when in fact it was 100% them running on holding Trump accountable. They failed, utterly and humiliatingly, to do so, and do not see what is coming because they think they are still operating on some kind of mandate

Yeah. They have created a third party, they just don't know it

edit:

Whoa!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I'd like to meet Biden in person and tell him his candidacy makes me want to off myself but I know he would just call me ugly and tell me he can sing more verses of "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" without taking a drink than I can

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I knew trumoppom would pull out all the stops to get reelected but i figured he'd just, like, bomb morocco

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


cspam like

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

unless he’s planning to run for a third time, he won’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck about anything.

actually that’s a good question. trump has been doing rallies so and poo poo for years because of the re-election. if he wins again, what is he going to have to do rallies for?

she still isn't locked up

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

tacodaemon posted:

I'd like to meet Biden in person and tell him his candidacy makes me want to off myself but I know he would just call me ugly and tell me he can sing more verses of "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" without taking a drink than I can

ok fats, you didn't have to make me bring my chain out like i had to like i was telling raprock the other day, NO MALARKEY!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
"Mr. President, sir, I work in hospitality and all the hotels and restaurants are shutting down. I have no paid time off, and no work, can you help me?"

"How about a tax cut on your income of *checks notes* $0 a month."

"Thank you sir! *pulls trump lever in November"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



new kind of cat posted:

lol as if supporting warren wasn’t enough of a self own. absolute legend

https://mobile.twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1237430473598668800

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1237444745565278209
this guy rules

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I hope he brings up the fact that china->US endochrome exports have dwindled and that's why demon-rats are in such pain lately

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

reminder most doctors agree with the President that it will go away.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
when do you think trump is gonna deploy the perfect tweet to neutralize the coronavirus

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

pathetic little tramp posted:

lol so if this works, and trump wins re-election, one of the very first things he has to do is raise taxes on everyone in America.

nope, he'll just continue not collecting the taxes hahaha

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://mobile.twitter.com/sweden/status/484660033125629952?lang=en

:killing:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

alnilam posted:

lol awesome yeah let's remove the funding source for medicare during a pandemic

and also give corporations a huge break on their share of the FICA tax too

He literally has no other trick he can pull and he wants to be liked by his cult so bad that he can’t start trying to fix things, not just because that would be seen as weakness by his base, but he also has like... no one left with brains or experience necessary to fix the problems he caused or exacerbated by running the country like he has his many failed businesses. All he can do is continue weakening the government by removing its funding in order to please the grab bag of psychopaths and drooling loving baseheads still on his side.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Epic High Five posted:

Dems think 2018 was a wave of voters "coming to their senses" and embracing grim austerity and cowardly centrism, when in fact it was 100% them running on holding Trump accountable. They failed, utterly and humiliatingly, to do so, and do not see what is coming because they think they are still operating on some kind of mandate

well..

they did impeach him

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

^^the above poster has been stricken with corona virus!^^

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
shut the gently caress up hamprince

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Vim Fuego posted:

nope, he'll just continue not collecting the taxes hahaha

1 easy trick to destroy Social Security! Boomers love it!

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

August 25th 2024, the #B7E4CF-shirts march through Paris demanding to see the manager.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/EatPrayShitPost/status/1237435229620572160

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237448419284783105?s=19

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/rachelswan/status/1237449064519618560?s=20

huh

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


They found a solution cheaper than policing

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1237439389036314624

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

don't need to sweep if they all die from the plague

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Dril is the modern Nostradamus, prove me wrong

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1237449870899908609?s=20

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

not quite sure i can deal with these scorching takes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

beep boop

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/kbrad5/status/1237445407166337024

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

man I am gonna need some chili for this one

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