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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
30-60% in Europe and similar numbers elsewhere according to Wikipedia, which is pretty apocalyptic

but it lead to the end of serfdom in England and apparently had some positive environmental effects like reforestation, so maybe we'll end capitalism and solve climate change this time lol

more likely we'll just get the persecution of minorities and recurring epidemics for centuries aspects

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

XMNN posted:


if anyone's looking for some quarantine themed reading material, I absolutely loved the decameron which is about a bunch of posh Florentines loving off to live in the countryside during the black death and telling stories to each other to stave off boredom.


goons do nothing original smh

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/latentexistence/status/1237382960938180608

The tories are getting very cavalier about the idea of their voting base dying on mass

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


XMNN posted:

30-60% in Europe and similar numbers elsewhere according to Wikipedia, which is pretty apocalyptic

Even more so then, 10 times fewer deaths is pretty significant difference, not to mention we're a lot better at coming up with vaccines and helping people survive.

Not that it wouldn't suck.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/latentexistence/status/1237382960938180608

The tories are getting very cavalier about the idea of their voting base dying on mass

Literally the only people I know who read the telegraph are elderly dependents

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm sure they'll all think of themselves as strong independent people and everyone else is the dependent.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

XMNN posted:

30-60% in Europe and similar numbers elsewhere according to Wikipedia, which is pretty apocalyptic

but it lead to the end of serfdom in England and apparently had some positive environmental effects like reforestation, so maybe we'll end capitalism and solve climate change this time lol

more likely we'll just get the persecution of minorities and recurring epidemics for centuries aspects

It also (maybe) hosed our vowels, so I'm looking forward to whatever menglid nunsonse wi ull and up soonding lyke.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

XMNN posted:

yeah, even after the black death and the periodic outbreaks after that civilisation didn't disappear, it was just an incredibly lovely time to be alive even in comparison to general 14th century shittiness of being alive

if anyone's looking for some quarantine themed reading material, I absolutely loved the decameron which is about a bunch of posh Florentines loving off to live in the countryside during the black death and telling stories to each other to stave off boredom.

It's genuinely funny and it was one of the first things I read that made me realise that people have always been, like, actual people. Which might sound stupid but when you read something written by some guy who died 700 years before you were born that's full of dirty jokes about woodcutters loving convents full of nuns or people tricking priests(?, it's been a while since I read it) into kissing their arseholes, it's a bit different from reading a history book or seeing a woodcut or whatever

also as with all old books, definitely get a modern translation, i.e. the penguin classics ones, I like reading things from hundreds of years ago but I'm cheap so I spent a while loving around with public domain translations of things before I realised it was way more effort than it's worth to mentally translate some 18th century guys English

Wasn't 'kissing their arseholes' Chaucer's Millers Tale?

I'm reading the 1000 nights and 1 night (Madrus / Mathers translation - apparently the Burton translation added some lurid stuff of its own) this year. (4 volumes of over 600 pages each) - you can find it online - 4 pdfs to download. I'm reading actual paper books. (Ed: vol 1 here, change the 1 to 2,3,4 to get the rest: http://islamicblessings.com/upload/A-Thousand-And-One-Nights-1.pdf)

It's definitely NOT the version you read as a kid. It was written/collected in the year 800 so you have to bear that in mind (esp some of the racism). The translation is pretty good, reasonably modern. It does keep some Arabic words in which is ok for me as I know them, but might be a bit difficult if you don't know any arabic or can't guess from context.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Mar 10, 2020

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/latentexistence/status/1237382960938180608

The tories are getting very cavalier about the idea of their voting base dying on mass

Good way to speed up the rot in those boroughs, I guess.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

ThomasPaine posted:

The one that did this for me in a kind of meta way was Don Quixote, just because it was a properly funny book clearly written by someone very smart and witty who didn't at all take himself particularly seriously, but existed in a world completely alien to me. I loved that feeling of uncanny relatability.

yeah, don Quixote was the other one for me, although I only got about halfway through because I was 18 and had an even shorter attention span so maybe that's something to do during the next few months

I think one of the best uncannily relatable things I've read recently is A Cup of Sake Beneath the Cherry Trees, which is pretty short but full of things that could have been written today, but also has this quote which is so incredibly meta it almost hurts given it was written in the 13th century

Kenkō posted:

It is a most wonderful comfort to sit alone beneath a lamp, book spread before you, and commune with someone from the past whom you have never met.

I'd really recommend the Tale of Heike translation by Royall Tyler, too, which is half people doing things you can relate to and half people doing things that are absolutely bizarre (e.g. warrior monks charging down from the mountain to attack the capital because the emperor wouldn't give them a certain type of shrine)

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



welp italy
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237426680781774850

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/latentexistence/status/1237382960938180608

The tories are getting very cavalier about the idea of their voting base dying on mass

That's some tin hearted, Malthusian, "decrease the surplus population" poo poo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
food-banks-run-out-of-milk-and-other-staples-as-shoppers-panic-buy-coronavirus

Sounds like a stupid thing to be buying anyway.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



So much for that 3% death rate

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/latentexistence/status/1237382960938180608

The tories are getting very cavalier about the idea of their voting base dying on mass

You're assuming the older Gen-Xers who inherit their parents houses won't go completely Tory before the ink's even dry on the death certificate.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

sebzilla posted:

So much for that 3% death rate

That's reliant on their self reporting rates, which if they're not proactively testing everyone means there's a shitload of undetected cases. South Korea is the better marker as they are testing as many people as possible.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
In theory, relaxing gun laws during a mental health crisis would also cull the "surplus population"

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Azza Bamboo posted:

In theory, relaxing gun laws during a mental health crisis would also cull the "surplus population"

I mean *looks at the US*, uhh.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

sebzilla posted:

So much for that 3% death rate

3% is with everything still working. When everything gets overwhelmed, oh boy.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Graun entering the hot take race:
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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

XMNN posted:

yeah, even after the black death and the periodic outbreaks after that civilisation didn't disappear, it was just an incredibly lovely time to be alive even in comparison to general 14th century shittiness of being alive

if anyone's looking for some quarantine themed reading material, I absolutely loved the decameron which is about a bunch of posh Florentines loving off to live in the countryside during the black death and telling stories to each other to stave off boredom.

It's genuinely funny and it was one of the first things I read that made me realise that people have always been, like, actual people. Which might sound stupid but when you read something written by some guy who died 700 years before you were born that's full of dirty jokes about woodcutters loving convents full of nuns or people tricking priests(?, it's been a while since I read it) into kissing their arseholes, it's a bit different from reading a history book or seeing a woodcut or whatever

also as with all old books, definitely get a modern translation, i.e. the penguin classics ones, I like reading things from hundreds of years ago but I'm cheap so I spent a while loving around with public domain translations of things before I realised it was way more effort than it's worth to mentally translate some 18th century guys English

Reminds me of Maeshowe's Runes - a set of Norse graffiti from around 1200, found inside of a Stone Age burial mound in the Orkneys which some vikings must have broken into. They said stuff like:

"Thorni hosed. Helgi carved."

"Ingigerth is the most beautiful of all women" (carved beside a rough drawing of a slavering dog)

"This mound was raised before Ragnarr Lothbrocks her sons were brave smooth-hide men though they were"

"Ofram the son of Sigurd carved these runes"

"Haermund Hardaxe carved these runes"

"These runes were carved by the man most skilled in runes in the western ocean"

"Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up" (found on the ceiling)

You can see the parallels with today's graffiti, a lot of it is just like "Dave was here" and then talking poo poo about people etc.

http://www.orkneyjar.com/history/maeshowe/maeshrunes.htm

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



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Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






OwlFancier posted:

I'm sure they'll all think of themselves as strong independent people and everyone else is the dependent.

The Telegraph reader, in his mind, is Prince Charles; the elderly dependent, in his mind, is the Queen.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I'm reading the 1000 nights and 1 night (Madrus / Mathers translation - apparently the Burton translation added some lurid stuff of its own) this year. (4 volumes of over 600 pages each) - you can find it online - 4 pdfs to download. I'm reading actual paper books. (Ed: vol 1 here, change the 1 to 2,3,4 to get the rest: http://islamicblessings.com/upload/A-Thousand-And-One-Nights-1.pdf)

It's definitely NOT the version you read as a kid. It was written/collected in the year 800 so you have to bear that in mind (esp some of the racism). The translation is pretty good, reasonably modern. It does keep some Arabic words in which is ok for me as I know them, but might be a bit difficult if you don't know any arabic or can't guess from context.

Huh. Kind of counter to what I've heard. Mardrus gets criticised for reworking chunks of the original to make them better fit the style of his time - "reshaping the Nights in such a manner that the stories appear at times to have been written by Oscar Wilde or Stéphane Mallarmé". Don't know if Mathers reversed these though.
Burton is considered by some as the most complete existing English translation. He does like his erotic details (fluent in over 20 languages including pornography as someone once said :v:) but I'd be a bit suspicious of a bowdlerising agenda behind claims that this is entirely his invention. His positivity towards homosexuality in the text being something that a lot of folks would rather keep covered up for one. Worth reading for his insane footnotes alone, Borges was a fan.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
My daughter's maths teacher has been diagnosed. :toot:

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Collateral posted:

My daughter's maths teacher has been diagnosed. :toot:

Thankfully kids seem to get a pretty easy ride of it, some small comfort

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

ThomasPaine posted:

Thankfully kids seem to get a pretty easy ride of it, some small comfort

Well she went back to teaching (for a week or so) after coming back from Italy. The school is staying open, because nobody has told them otherwise.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Wasn't 'kissing their arseholes' Chaucer's Millers Tale?
you may well be right, I've just skimmed through my copy and a few book extracts on Google and I couldn't find it in there

I've no idea how I conflated them given I've never read the Canterbury tales, and there are plenty of bits of them that he either borrowed from the decameron or at least had a common source for, so it's possible it is in there

guess I'm going to have plenty of time to read the thing and find out soon!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is it bad i kind of hope biden loses the election to trump because 4 more years of trump is preferable to whatever monster follows however the gently caress biden deals with the financial crash thats currently happening?

he's polling 20% ahead of bernie in the primnary here and 4% behind trump in the general before he did this

https://twitter.com/BoKnowsNews/status/1237387463246708736

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

EmptyVessel posted:

Huh. Kind of counter to what I've heard. Mardrus gets criticised for reworking chunks of the original to make them better fit the style of his time - "reshaping the Nights in such a manner that the stories appear at times to have been written by Oscar Wilde or Stéphane Mallarmé". Don't know if Mathers reversed these though.
Burton is considered by some as the most complete existing English translation. He does like his erotic details (fluent in over 20 languages including pornography as someone once said :v:) but I'd be a bit suspicious of a bowdlerising agenda behind claims that this is entirely his invention. His positivity towards homosexuality in the text being something that a lot of folks would rather keep covered up for one. Worth reading for his insane footnotes alone, Borges was a fan.

Yes without reading the original and relying on translations, I'm not qualified really to say. Most of the discussions I've read favour the Mardrus / Mathers translations.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

XMNN posted:

yeah, don Quixote was the other one for me, although I only got about halfway through because I was 18 and had an even shorter attention span so maybe that's something to do during the next few months

I think one of the best uncannily relatable things I've read recently is A Cup of Sake Beneath the Cherry Trees, which is pretty short but full of things that could have been written today, but also has this quote which is so incredibly meta it almost hurts given it was written in the 13th century


I'd really recommend the Tale of Heike translation by Royall Tyler, too, which is half people doing things you can relate to and half people doing things that are absolutely bizarre (e.g. warrior monks charging down from the mountain to attack the capital because the emperor wouldn't give them a certain type of shrine)

Talking of classic books that resonate today, that Telegraph quite about killing off the olds could have been lifted straight from Candide.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe


https://washyourlyrics.com/ is making me giggle far too much for a middle-aged man

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe


Someone please stop me.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Yes without reading the original and relying on translations, I'm not qualified really to say. Most of the discussions I've read favour the Mardrus / Mathers translations.

Lord, I'm not erudite enough to read the original versions. Mardrus/Mathers is a perfectly good collection of tales to amuse and astonish (which is the main thing after all). Mathers himself does describe it as "a simple and unannotated version of the complete work for the entertainment of the casual reader" (Note at start of Volume 1), which is fine by me.
I'd just take claims that Burton added extraneous filth for his own reasons with a dash of salt and searching examination of the source. Much the same as the WI will neglect to mention social and sexual themes in Blake despite happily singing his words in Jerusalem, or Lady Guest skipping all the love-limb stuff in the Mabinogi.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010


Aside from means testing for free school meals being hopelessly inefficient, expensive and putting a massive barrier in front of people who need help (as all means testing does) its amazing how anyone even remotely involved in education could fail to see that it would automatically stigmatise any kids who do actually qualify. What world do they live in where singling out some kids as needing benefits wouldnt be prime bully fuel?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


No, wait. This one.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

look i come to this thread to have a good time after a hard day at work, I'm getting stressed out enough with thinking about this crap all day and then you come along and expose me to even more of it. is it too much to ask to have a little respite. i just want to have a few hours at the end of the evening where I can escape with my internet posting friends and not have to think about the foul unstoppable spread across the entire globe of arcgis software

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