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https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1237435426090123266 S...sex dust?
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https://twitter.com/teaandrobots/status/1237401769669537793
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:48 |
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https://twitter.com/briannachesser/status/1237272655327145984?s=21 My cocaine doesn’t kill the virus shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 21:02 |
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For the record, there are no other kinds of swans.
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christmas boots posted:https://twitter.com/briannachesser/status/1237272655327145984?s=21 I thought the us posting was in response to that fake mermaid documentary?
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What percentage of yanks believe in angels?
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 22:11 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:What percentage of yanks believe in angels? Same percentage of brits that believe in ghosts
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zoux posted:Same percentage of swedes that believe in elves
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 22:14 |
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Significantly less than the percentage of Icelandic people who believe in elves
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 22:14 |
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https://twitter.com/cspamus1/status/1237485802851991552?s=21
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projecthalaxy posted:Significantly less than the percentage of Icelandic people who believe in elves Hidden people are way more awesome than the USA's elf on a shelf style.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 22:45 |
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You can tell he's a pretender to the Hapsburg name, his eyes are in the right sockets and his jaw doesn't look like a misshapen anvil.
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 22:50 |
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https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1237508703508627457?s=21
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wow https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1079835782532087808?s=19 That sure is a thing
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 23:59 |
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Well the Caesars buffet had elk Sliders during brunch, so
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 00:02 |
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best response just below https://twitter.com/andrewbloomberg/status/1237509184691654656
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 00:35 |
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https://twitter.com/RATM/status/1237036386886303744
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https://twitter.com/TadashiJobimM/status/1237330524131090434
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https://twitter.com/Relicmouth/status/1237546693161136135
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People are looking at me weirdly because I just cracked up laughing, quietly saying "I don't understand why this is so funny"
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 02:55 |
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Memento posted:People are looking at me weirdly because I just cracked up laughing, quietly saying "I don't understand why this is so funny" It's funny because it's the same face you would be making if you went on a hard catnip binge.
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Inceltown posted:It's funny because it's the same face you would be making if you went on a hard catnip binge. Stupid question, what is catnip? Is it naturally occurring? And what the hell is happening to cats who get some? Are they tripping balls orrrrrr?
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 05:35 |
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Catnip is a plant that has a drug-like effect on cats. Like marijuana or opium for humans. They get euphoric and silly or just seem real stoned and seem to enjoy it.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 05:38 |
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It's a member of the mint family (like Basil) and is extremely easy to grow (assuming you're not trying to grow it indoors within reach of a cat) and while it has a euphoric effect on kitties, several studies have shown that it has no addictive qualities in cats.
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Elviscat posted:It's a member of the mint family (like Basil) and is extremely easy to grow (assuming you're not trying to grow it indoors within reach of a cat) and while it has a euphoric effect on kitties, several studies have shown that it has no addictive qualities in cats. I now have a new career goal: the person who studies the effects of catnip on cats.
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Huh. Interesting. Today I learned.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 05:47 |
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It contains nepetelactone, a chemical that mimics felid pheromones. I don't know if cats necessarily get "stoned" but the stuff attracts them and gets them real excited and drooly. Like many other aromatic plant compounds it's probably meant to function as a pest insect repellant/poison. Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 05:50 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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Certain kinds of olives have the same effect on cats. It's weird. Also my first two cats were immune to catnip, which is apparently not uncommon.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 05:52 |
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Memento posted:I now have a new career goal: the person who studies the effects of catnip on cats. I felt the same way, until one day I read an article in a women's health magazine written by a "breast motion expert" That day I changed the focus of my PHD.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 05:55 |
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https://twitter.com/NewYorkerEvaBot/status/1237085110471659520?s=20
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https://twitter.com/MattClancy94/status/1237547847563657216
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https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1237440523327045632
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https://twitter.com/WylieCable/status/1236719875776581633 sound
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https://twitter.com/ikasliwal/status/1237155837639938048
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Goddamn
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 14:49 |
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Coronoviruses are RNA I'm afraid. https://twitter.com/jennafranke/status/1237493419510919168?s=21 https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1237727370360037379 Ugh goddamnit this is a good joke. zoux has a new favorite as of 16:15 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/swanofthedab/status/1237557802450608130?s=19
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zoux posted:Coronoviruses are RNA I'm afraid.
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