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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Some rare good news in these trying times

https://twitter.com/andywightman/status/1237710396842270720?s=20

Obviously if you don't follow Scottish politics you don't know who Wightman is but he's a Green MSP & has long been an ardent campaigner on issues like land reform. Very good guy & his book The Poor Had No Lawyers is well worth a read if you're even vaguely interested in Scottish land ownership.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Mar 11, 2020

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1237706850788945921?s=20

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



How dare they do this? It's only acceptable when they do this to Jeremy Corbyn.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

I hope he doesn't wash his hands and then goes back to the daily mail office

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

forkboy84 posted:

How dare they do this? It's only acceptable when they do this to Jeremy Corbyn.

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

ah would these be the brain trust who think we'll hit the peak in just under 2 weeks? i mean that may be true for the cabinet...

and re: pandemic bond there was talk a long time ago that the trigger isn't WHO, but confirmed # of deaths outside of the initial continent

That particular comment would be the deputy heath officer for England - I might have got the exact title wrong.

Olpainless
Jun 30, 2003
... Insert something brilliantly witty here.

Saros posted:

Ironically the specific mutation I think Olpainless is talking about was ID'd in China before immediately jumping to Italy.

Yup.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Saros posted:

That particular comment would be the deputy heath officer for England - I might have got the exact title wrong.
I hope so.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Saros posted:

That particular comment would be the deputy heath officer for England - I might have got the exact title wrong.
yes but i gather they got that comically wrong information from someone else

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
The UK is somehow still doing better than the US if Radio 4 is to be believed. Hospitals are private so the US gov can't even compel them to release numbers of how many cases they have. Testing goes through insurance and so people have to fully/partly pay for it themselves lol

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Sunak wants to spend £5bn on COVID-19. Italy is spending €25bn. They're definitely not going hard on this.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://mobile.twitter.com/Alain_Tolhurst/status/1237700971553263619

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1237700654279397377

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

u brexit ukip it posted:

The UK is somehow still doing better than the US if Radio 4 is to be believed. Hospitals are private so the US gov can't even compel them to release numbers of how many cases they have. Testing goes through insurance and so people have to fully/partly pay for it themselves lol

Actually that's not entirely true, you also have to pay for not being tested

https://twitter.com/markmobility/status/1237695939458056192

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

mrpwase posted:

Oh hey, same! "I looked at the government advice website and they said I was fine, and only to self isolate if I have symptoms." So, two weeks from now after you've infected everyone.

Actually my guy has been told he doesn't need to isolate and to come back to work tomorrow. So the communication at this global company is on the same level as most places.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Actually that's not entirely true, you also have to pay for not being tested

https://twitter.com/markmobility/status/1237695939458056192

Amazing

also if you do get to be tested a lot of hospitals will make you have a bunch of other tests first "to rule out other possibilities" :homebrew:

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Got my council tax bill - up £4 a month.

The Libearian
Nov 24, 2007
Return your books or face mauling
Can someone talk through the realities of West Yorkshire devolution. The head of Leeds City Council seems very hype but I'm obviously very wary of anything this government does

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



A member of Nadine Dorries’ staff has tested positive for coronavirus, a party source has confirmed.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

A member of Nadine Dorries’ staff has tested positive for coronavirus, a party source has confirmed.

it must continue... it must spread!!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Oh come the gently caress on, they HAVE to do something soon, if the entire loving cabinet is likely to be infected. This is beyond incompetence. This is a total inability to act in their own self interest in even the most basic and primal sense. It's an animal watching in interest as a predator starts tearing off its leg because maybe things will work out of it doesn't do anything.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


It's pretty funny how the US has failed just as hard as the UK, all the Americans smug about Bernie, lost like tears in the rain.

Never look to the US to save the world, it's a country without much of any safety nets and with an actual loving death sentence FFS. A country where people routinely modify their vehicles to increase emissions to gently caress the environment. A country with gay reeducation camps, where it's legal for parents to discipline beat their children, a country where even some schools do so. Country with actual loving curfews for young people and absurd age limits on things. A country where there are no spending limits on elections and one where you can often be fired on any and all whims of your employer. A country with one of the highest rates of incarceration in the world and a country where there's a non-insignificant chance you'll get shot by the police when you ask them for help.

e: Or indeed shot by your gun-toting neighbourhood watch instead, with them facing no repercussions if you are black (Trayvon Martin says hi).

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Mar 11, 2020

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

Private Speech posted:

It's pretty funny how the US has failed just as hard as the UK, all the Americans smug about Bernie, lost like tears in the rain.

Never look to the US to save the world, it's a country without much of any safety nets and with an actual loving death sentence FFS. A country where people routinely modify their vehicles to increase emissions to gently caress the environment. A country with gay reeducation camps, where it's legal for parents to discipline beat their children, a country where even some schools do so. Country with actual loving curfews for young people and absurd age limits on things. A country where there are no spending limits on elections and one where you can often be fired on any and all whims of your employer. A country with one of the highest rates of incarceration in the world and a country where there's a non-insignificant chance you'll get shot by the police when you ask them for help.

All the while crowing about being the greatest and most free country in the world.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/stuartmillar159/status/1237719752954515456?s=21

Yeah, that's going to smart.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

20% will be off work, many in hospital, and most of the rest will be too scared to leave the house

The economy isn't going to be "impacted", it's going to die

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

20% will be off work, many in hospital, and most of the rest will be too scared to leave the house

The economy isn't going to be "impacted", it's going to die
and every day they ignore the issue or only put forward half-measures is going to make it worse

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

20% will be off work, many in hospital, and most of the rest will be too scared to leave the house

The economy isn't going to be "impacted", it's going to die

It'll be bad yes but no the economy is not going to die, please stop acting as if this is an end of days world shattering event. Worst case scenario a few thousand people keel over. That's obviously not a good thing and more should be being done, but we're not imminently about to start living in Mad Max. If we got through the black death we'll get through this.

we've got a good ten, twenty years before climate change gets us to real apocalyptic chaos lol

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51832634

quote:

Economy predicted to grow by 1.1% this year, revised down from 1.4% a year ago
The figure, which does not take into account the impact of coronavirus, would be the slowest growth since 2009

Good news gang, the economy will do fine, as long as you don't take into account the economy collapsing.

Also, no one will die from the coronavirus, as long as you don't take into account all the people who will die from the coronavirus.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

ThomasPaine posted:

It'll be bad yes but no the economy is not going to die, please stop acting as if this is an end of days world shattering event. Worst case scenario a few thousand people keel over. That's obviously not a good thing and more should be being done, but we're not imminently about to start living in Mad Max. If we got through the black death we'll get through this.

we've got a good ten, twenty years before climate change gets us to real apocalyptic chaos lol

Well OK it's not going to die Mad Max style, no. But I fully expect it to be worse than the financial crash by quite a margin and the economy is going to look pretty pale very soon.

But hey at least house prices will go down when thousands of boomers die off

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Comrade Fakename posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51832634


Good news gang, the economy will do fine, as long as you don't take into account the economy collapsing.

Also, no one will die from the coronavirus, as long as you don't take into account all the people who will die from the coronavirus.

Is that even inflation-adjusted because :lmao: at calling 1.1% growth if not.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
At least there is some good news today

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1237756765782953985?s=20

die in prison you gently caress :getin:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Oh come the gently caress on, they HAVE to do something soon, if the entire loving cabinet is likely to be infected. This is beyond incompetence. This is a total inability to act in their own self interest in even the most basic and primal sense. It's an animal watching in interest as a predator starts tearing off its leg because maybe things will work out of it doesn't do anything.

They'll get very good healthcare, while the system is functioning fine, and say "see! this is manageable, Wash Your Hands For Victory" to keep putting off the inevitable. When it explodes they'll have an excuse ready, probably about how the selfish millennials just didn't wash their hands enough

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Well OK it's not going to die Mad Max style, no. But I fully expect it to be worse than the financial crash by quite a margin and the economy is going to look pretty pale very soon.

But hey at least house prices will go down when thousands of boomers die off

That's fair. There's an opportunity in all this, I sense.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


What about antivirals? I remember reading some will be finishing trials within weeks, so if widespread infection gets delayed for a few months that could potentially work.

Not that the government is doing anything to bring that about.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Mar 11, 2020

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

baka kaba posted:

They'll get very good healthcare, while the system is functioning fine, and say "see! this is manageable, Wash Your Hands For Victory" to keep putting off the inevitable. When it explodes they'll have an excuse ready, probably about how the selfish millennials just didn't wash their hands enough

All that avocado juice and croissant oil on their hands.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
You know what I've been deeply critical of the PRC in the past but those lads are really growing on me and I'm beginning to wonder if we're a little too eager to buy into the liberal democratic critiques. They're certainly doing something over there. Why are we so happy to accept Western media outlets when they attack China while acknowledging that they lie constantly about any domestic socialist with mainstream popularity? I wonder if we're in a cold war we don't even realise is happening...

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
This Dr Nurse guy makes it seem like the coronavirus will be quite bad. https://www.youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching
In part I wonder if the government response is so dumb so the NHS can collapse and healthcare becomes private.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


ThomasPaine posted:

You know what I've been deeply critical of the PRC in the past but those lads are really growing on me and I'm beginning to wonder if we're a little too eager to buy into the liberal democratic critiques. They're certainly doing something over there. Why are we so happy to accept Western media outlets when they attack China while acknowledging that they lie constantly about any domestic socialist with mainstream popularity? I wonder if we're in a cold war we don't even realise is happening...

Source ur quotes.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Crankit posted:

This Dr Nurse guy makes it seem like the coronavirus will be quite bad. https://www.youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching
In part I wonder if the government response is so dumb so the NHS can collapse and healthcare becomes private.

Nothing would surprise me at this point about the Tories' handling of the NHS. More than any other service or element of our welfare system, the last ten years have been systematically taking a loving chainsaw to it at every possible turn.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

sinky posted:

At least there is some good news today

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1237756765782953985?s=20

die in prison you gently caress :getin:

Like Epstine?

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Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Crankit posted:

In part I wonder if the government response is so dumb so the NHS can collapse and healthcare becomes private.

That's probably a brucie bonus.

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