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Mithaldu posted:are you a gamer or a Gamer 
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my personal preference differs, but i can respect that and got a good laugh  
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Mar 10, 2020 22:10
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Uh oh, if things continue like this the "Bohren & der Club of Gore" concert I've been looking forward for months will be cancelled  At least the music fits well into 2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLsmLbliQcs
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Mar 10, 2020 23:49
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Hell yeah, Bohren! Lots of deep, really painful sounding coughing at my local Rewe. Very chef's kiss *dies instantly*
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Mar 11, 2020 08:40
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In the deep Dani trashpile of Central Colonia There's the place where we trace the outbreak And I've seen it read on a hillside gravestone You'll never leave Nippes alive
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Mar 11, 2020 09:30
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If I have learned one thing from this crisis, is that in case of an apocalypse der Deutsche Michel will subsist on a diet of Nudeln (no Dinkel plz, k thx) and Toilettenpapier. And that’s sad.
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Mar 11, 2020 13:40
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Well, I am glad leading German websites have published good recipes à la Nudeln mit Klopapiersoße. Also, regarding Spahn, it's not like he could do much. It's all Ländersache.
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Mar 11, 2020 14:55
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Fun fact: The hospitals in some parts of northern italy are already at 200% capacity and are no longer treating new patients. Strap in, this is going to be fun golden bubble posted:I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but in Bergamo that already happened yesterday. In some parts of Italy, they're already giving up on severe CoVID-19 patients who are too old. I'd advise you to avoid needing the hospital as much as possible in the future. Nektu fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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Mar 11, 2020 15:14
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Welp, my place of work also just announced blanket home office for everyone starting next week. Probably just in time, too.
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Mar 11, 2020 15:27
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Mine softly announced (via a PDF filtered down into individual teams from management instead of... y'know, just sending it out as an actual announcement to everyone), that... nothing has really changed and that there is no guidance whatsoever. They did at least say that people who take public transport to get to/from work, and who have concerns about doing so, can speak with their line manager about taking "appropriate measures". So I'm switching over to home office for a bit 
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Mar 11, 2020 15:29
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Mostly business as usual at our company so far. Though they did organize a doctor to give the flu shot to everyone who wanted it last week. Oh and apparently we can get masks and disinfection fluid from the company. Haven't tried getting any though.
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Mar 11, 2020 19:10
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We continue to laugh at your weak, southern immune systems, Bavarians. Hamsterkäufe have been gone back a bit, only 14 actual infections so far out of 38+ Meldungen. I know, exponential growth and all that, but right now people all around me are terminally smug about how awesome Wir Niedersachsen are. 
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Mar 11, 2020 19:35
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We put tables in front of the reception desk so people keep a distance and I think the mini bottle of Hygiene-Handgel from dm is new
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Mar 11, 2020 19:36
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Libluini posted:We continue to laugh at your weak, southern immune systems, Bavarians. Niedersachse here too, can confirm. Although our cantina has been ordered today to withdraw the tableware from the self service and hand out Messer und Gabeln at the Kasse.
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Mar 11, 2020 19:44
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Nuhr status: Still the worst.
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Mar 11, 2020 20:08
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Not going to check, but how many replies just repeat the "Wer keine Ahnung hat..." quote to his face?
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Mar 11, 2020 20:13
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I think my employer knows that depots are tanking and recession is coming. It has adjusted its behaviour accordingly to the fact that resignations would be economically ill-advised now.
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Mar 11, 2020 21:05
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Einfach Nuhr peinlich
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Mar 11, 2020 22:17
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This is despicable. Imagine a nurse, a physician, a teacher or another "Multiplikator" being such an irresponsible, stupid, egotistical gently caress like Nuhr. I've cancelled all events with more than 100 participants yesterday and today have cancelled all events regardless of size until mid-April. This will probably cost me my Jahresziele, but I've invited upper management to fight me on this decision and cut my Zielerreichungsbonus all they want. I'll not stand by and endanger other people through my negligence and I feel only cold, yet seething contempt for smug morons who boast they went clubbing during the weekend, even while a pandemic was clearly brewing, and then go to work the next day and, e.g., stand in front of a class of pupils who can't opt out due to schulpflicht.
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Mar 11, 2020 23:04
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Einbauschrank posted:This is despicable. Imagine a nurse, a physician, a teacher or another "Multiplikator" being such an irresponsible, stupid, egotistical gently caress like Nuhr. and then they all clapped
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Mar 11, 2020 23:26
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Infecting your elderly neighbours will not retroactively invalidate your Schiedsamt settlement with them, oliwan.
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Mar 11, 2020 23:39
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oliwan posted:and then they all clapped They rather promptly sent me a reprimanding email. Even though you probably can't relate, they pay me for making these kind of decisions and I enjoy it. I'm estimating that I am roughly 48h ahead of the curve and should be redeemed by Monday. If I am wrong I can live with that, but I couldn't live with having a hunch and not deciding accordingly. I'm also sure that German states will soon follow the Danish example and close schools before the Easter holidays because the risk of exposing pupils (and their parents/grandparents) to stupid fucks who go clubbing during a pandemic is no longer deemed controllable.
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Mar 12, 2020 00:23
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Preparing for Coronaworld by opening an account at roll20 - next stop: escapism with my DnD group!
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Mar 12, 2020 00:28
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Einbauschrank posted:They rather promptly sent me a reprimanding email. Even though you probably can't relate, they pay me for making these kind of decisions and I enjoy it. Einbauschrank posted:People getting poorer, empty shelves in the grocery stores: Guys, we did it! Socialism is finally back.
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Mar 12, 2020 02:52
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This is about to be absolutely devastating for freelance musicians and the entire private concert industry.  A friend of mine just lost half of their yearly income because several concerts in Europe and a US tour were cancelled.
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Mar 12, 2020 04:44
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Einbauschrank posted:This is despicable. Imagine a nurse, a physician, a teacher or another "Multiplikator" being such an irresponsible, stupid, egotistical gently caress like Nuhr. I respect this, and the anger, and the dedication towards doing what's best for society over the individuum.
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Mar 12, 2020 09:15
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Is it ever not stormy weather any more? The end is nigh 
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Mar 12, 2020 11:01
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armada storms are coming
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Mar 12, 2020 11:24
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Mithaldu posted:armada storms are coming Is this term actually used outside of the Night’s Dawn trilogy of books? If not, congratulations on your literary taste. 
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Mar 12, 2020 13:38
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hamilton has deeply impressed me from my early years
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Mar 12, 2020 13:44
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DAX 9.378,99 −1.059,69 (10,15 %) lol
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Mar 12, 2020 15:00
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Goa Tse-tung posted:DAX 9.378,99 −1.059,69 (10,15 %) Closed at -12.24% You guys still remember recessions? They are back, baby
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Mar 12, 2020 18:05
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Covid for me, Covid for you, I'm a Kassenpatient so gently caress you too.
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Mar 12, 2020 18:59
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Goa Tse-tung posted:DAX 9.378,99 −1.059,69 (10,15 %) Zahl geht.. runter?!  The University of Cologne postponed the start of the Sommersemester (indefinitely, lol), which I learned from the newspaper instead of, you know, an official communication to employees. Maybe the person from the Zentralverwaltung who got the 'roni the other day was also the person in charge of the various virus FAQs
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Mar 12, 2020 19:23
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Smirr posted:Zahl geht.. runter?! The olds who lived through the Great Financial Crisis says this might actually lead in Kurzarbeit for our firm within the year. 
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Mar 12, 2020 19:50
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https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/umfrage-unter-berliner-schuelern-schueler-fordern-besseren-schutz-vor-coronavirus/25631818.htmlquote:Knapp 52 Prozent gaben an, dass es in ihren Schultoiletten keine Seifenspender gebe, 66 Prozent sagten, dass es keine Handtücher gebe. Rund 61 Prozent gaben an, dass die Toiletten unhygienisch seien. Nur sieben Prozent waren mit dem Zustand der Schultoiletten zufrieden. #JustBerlinThings
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Mar 12, 2020 20:42
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Randler posted:The olds who lived through the Great Financial Crisis says this might actually lead in Kurzarbeit for our firm within the year. The French president just mentioned German Kurzarbeit as a good way to counter the hard times that are to be expected.
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Mar 12, 2020 20:55
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Arm, aber
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Antigravitas posted:Also, regarding Spahn, it's not like he could do much. It's all Ländersache. Bananenrepublik Deutschland, wer hat Angst vor der Spahnschen Grippe
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Teron D Amun posted:Bananenrepublik Deutschland, wer hat Angst vor der Spahnschen Grippe lol
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