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lol my wife is showing symptoms of the corona virus and has been through SEATAC, Ohare, and San Fran. Whoops
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Got told by a coworker that we have the greatest health care system in the world (we have a surprisingly cheap and good plan and this person has worked here their entire adult life). I told them that’s really not the case and they said “Well yeah but we have better health care than Africa at least” Coronavirus please help
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Schmoe Cwead posted:literally dying to protect our lovely health insurance industry Dying for Trump's health care profits!
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Gonna own when our health care system pisses away all their resources on helping out seniors with money and suggests that anyone under 60 with symptoms just go home and have some chicken soup
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MysteriousStranger posted:i'm short of breath, dizzy, dry coughing, nasal drip but at work cause I burned all my PTO on the flu and I have to help plan the remote contingency despite the fact that I have full VPN and access to everything from my apartment so I don't have to do this here.
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I wonder how much money Alex Jones has earned from his life long scam?
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christ i wish he'd get run over by a truck
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol my wife is showing symptoms of the corona virus and has been through SEATAC, Ohare, and San Fran. Whoops ayyyy corona
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hell yeah, grift your audience to death, its the american dream
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fits my needs posted:
ton of people are sick but there is no way to know what flu it is
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:chuds on facebook are all JUST WASH YOUR HANDS YOU'LL BE FINE IT'S NO WORSE THAN THE FLU This has something to do with ability to perceive objective permanence, doesn't it
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MysteriousStranger posted:... I have to help plan the remote contingency despite the fact that I have full VPN and access to everything from my apartment so I don't have to do this here. hahah good luck with load testing. *6 remote nerds connect to the office, yup we're good here* Extra points for CAC card remote support.
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Look I can’t drink coffee if the beans were roasted more then 10 minutes before they are brewed. You are killing my productivity jerks!
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Admiral Ray posted:christ i wish i'd get run over by a truck
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Reporters: "Joe, can we count on you to lead this country to a better place?" Joe: 
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Joementum posted:just the dumbest loving country of idiots this is a really dishonest and euphemistic way of saying that the american government doesn't want to take stronger health measures because they are afraid that it will encourage medicare for all
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how am i supposed to microdose lsd to improve productivity at home? my lsd kit is in the office and i feel weird about doing drugs in front of my child, who i haven't seen in weeks.
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I'm doing my best to become infected and spread COVID19. Kill everyone.
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I hope everyone in america dies especially me
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trumpism has broke many brains when she is dying from the corona her last words will be 'drat you socialism!'
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the popes toes posted:hahah good luck with load testing. *6 remote nerds connect to the office, yup we're good here* Extra points for CAC card remote support. its much worse than that
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Admiral Ray posted:christ i wish he'd get run over by a truck Seriously. I just refuse to actually give a poo poo about these kinds of people. I am at the point where I'm actively hoping that bad things happen to obviously lovely people.
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Literal Hamster posted:this is a really dishonest and euphemistic way of saying that the american government doesn't want to take stronger health measures because they are afraid that it will encourage medicare for all The federal government is so fundamentally broken at this point that it’s going to come down to state and local authorities and Mildred at the HOA to implement effective policies
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I don't want to die. I fought for these beans. I mean, have you ever been rammed by a mobility scooter?
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Election's going one of two ways: 1. Trump chaos dunks Biden after having four years to perfect his centrist-shaming techniques. 2. Biden moonwalks into the WH after Trump completely flubs the coronovirus response, then doesn't do poo poo for four years and we elect smart fascism. Bulgakov posted:haha i missed this Tommy Tuberville took a bunch of recruits out to dinner and left them with the tab when he hosed off mid-meal to take a job at another university. So yeah he's perfect for the GOP.
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lol between 2.8-6 million dead if current fatality rates hold 
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finally, someone asking the right questions! https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1237791751999496192
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Jude Law in Contagion
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Is this gonna be like prevaccine HPV where most of population has it?
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rrumo llm
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Joementum posted:finally, someone asking the right questions! I mean yeah why not
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I have had diarrhea for like 3 days Caronavirus is no joke yall
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Probably not a good time to be a diabetic
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol my wife is showing symptoms of the corona virus and has been through SEATAC, Ohare, and San Fran. Whoops Stay 6 feet away from me on the forums Thx u
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol my wife is showing symptoms of the corona virus and has been through SEATAC, Ohare, and San Fran. Whoops She should go to every golf course, retirement community, and any other places old people gather she can find
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