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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Probably not a good time to be a diabetic

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1237551774216536064

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tenderjerk posted:

I have had diarrhea for like 3 days

Caronavirus is no joke yall

people are using the term "diarrhea wizard" more and more

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






there's a job i can do

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Most humalog we use in the US is manufactured in Puerto Rico, which has had a hard enough time already.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Starting at noon Thursday, remaining seats for five of the hottest tickets on Broadway will be going for a fraction of their normal price, selling for just $50 apiece at all performances through March 29.

Standard top prices for those shows are around $200, which is the norm for Broadway, with premium tickets going for considerably higher.

"My partners and I want the buildings full — even, and especially, during this crisis — and this is the way to ensure it. I don't want the actors looking into a sea of red velvet. Nobody wants that. I want no deadwood in these buildings — and my colleagues and I want to give people the chance to see these shows when they otherwise might not be able to afford tickets or to even get tickets."


Anything to keep meat in the seat

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





A Bakers Cousin posted:

lol my wife is showing symptoms of the corona virus and has been through SEATAC, Ohare, and San Fran. Whoops

lol

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

The saga of Jeff Sessions is my favorite black comedy

He offers himself as the first respectable republican to endorse trump at a time when the gop leaders were still tsk tsking about him. Then he gives up his senate seat he coulda had for life to be AG and spends the next year and a half being poo poo on by trump for following the law.

Now he has to pretend he still loves trump to convince enough chuds to vote for him. Trump endorsing his opponent is just the final kick in the balls before he loses the primary.

It would almost be a Greek tragedy if Jeff sessions wasn’t such a garbage person.

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Mustached Demon posted:

She should go to every golf course, retirement community, and any other places old people gather she can find

They closed the old country buffet in my town, should I try Golden Corral

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
puts away DOW 25,000 hat
starts side-eyeing DOW 20,000 hat

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Rynn posted:

They closed the old country buffet in my town, should I try Golden Corral

Lick the chocolate fountain.

Do it.

I believe.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

https://twitter.com/TicTocTick/status/1237736186182942721

https://twitter.com/TicTocTick/status/1237394499942268934

seems normal

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Rynn posted:

They closed the old country buffet in my town, should I try Golden Corral

No one should ever try Golden Corral, even in this case

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Tainen posted:

puts away DOW 25,000 hat
starts side-eyeing DOW 20,000 hat

turnip kid
May 24, 2010

Who in the gently caress is this?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Rynn posted:

should I try Golden Corral
depends, how much dignity do you have

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
DONALD, GET poo poo TOGETHER!!

I will call u later

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

tenderjerk posted:

depends, how much dignity do you have

As little as possible

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

turnip kid posted:

Who in the gently caress is this?

next chairman of the federal reserve

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1237807375077212161

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
more like rush limp-balls :downsrim:

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
lol the UK Junior Health Minister has corona virus

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

Rynn posted:

As little as possible
Friend, you sound like you're ready for a fried chicken ice cream sundae with extra ranch

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Here, get mad at this for me because I'm too cowardly to engageI should be doing work instead



"Bernie, WHO IS NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT"

Chaser from the replies


"I believe in Bernie's platform but he's just too polarizing, better elect Joe Biden because he can unite the party. Surely this time a centrist won't repeat their mistake of ignoring the progressive wing of the party."

I want to tell these people that time doesn't just stop on November 4th.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

tenderjerk posted:

An older woman at our work has been coughing like loving crazy for a week and no one gives a poo poo

We work in an "essential personnel" portion of a public utility :waycool:

:crnasickos:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i was going to buy an oldsmobile but now im gonna wait for the flood of used oldsmobiles to hit the market to drive the price down

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

He's gonna sell that milk that gets pre-gargled by white women and says it combats the virus

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

Rynn posted:

As little as possible

please try this

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Holy poo poo



COVID-19
CAVID-19
CAVIT-19
CAVITY-19
CAVITY-CR
CAVITY-CREEPS

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

The market is going to start to recover by late summer which means Trump will win in a landslide instead of a large margin.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

what the hell is a fintwit

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
market recovery won't matter to voters dead from covid-19 though? :confused:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

RoboFrance_29 posted:

market recovery won't matter to voters dead from covid-19 though? :confused:

they're fine with it, just look at their voter participation numbers

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!


lmfao at some point the captains of industry and just going to say gently caress it, tell everyone to resume living their lives and just write off 15 million olds into oblivion.

SirBukkake
Aug 24, 2006
Idk some black dude

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

RBG going to die for sure.

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Pandanaut
May 26, 2007

goin to the fuckin moon

working hard thank you!!!

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