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Pro tip: carry some folded up butt wipe with you if you leave the house. Because there is none in any public shitter. Empty rolls. It's the damnedest thing. Look stop it. We are not going to run out of butt wipe. We are a nation of shitters, proud shitters, and there's enough for all.
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the popes toes posted:Pro tip: carry some folded up butt wipe with you if you leave the house. Because there is none in any public shitter. Empty rolls. It's the damnedest thing. https://twitter.com/captrwrpnts/status/1237805049881022465?s=20
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best possible outcome its just the flu ok flumer
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not an endorsement posted:hey folks what do you think our great leader will say at the oval office address which is so important as to cancel things Payroll tax cut by executive order
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Dapper_Swindler posted:that poo poo will eventually come back around july or whenever they can. Literally the only reason they're delaying it because it would get zero media attention at the moment. Everybody dying is too cool for the news to cover anything else. They can't waste subpoenas at a time when nobody cares, who do you think they are, the democrats?
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tenderjerk posted:googling "coronavirus symptoms" enjoy being tracked idiot
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absolute king poo poo of brain poisoning
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not an endorsement posted:hey folks what do you think our great leader will say at the oval office address which is so important as to cancel things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJZEWsGaToc
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ChipNDip posted:Payroll tax cut by executive order martial laaaaaaaaaaaw
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The Alpha Centauri posted:martial laaaaaaaaaaaw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAmic9m50Y
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lol a crazy hobo with a mountain man beard came up to me and accused me of trying to control him with my hand movements and i told him hes right im controlling his every movement like hes my little puppet and he got really mad and said no sut the gently caress up rah and i told him to gently caress off the end thanks obama ps turn on my monitor
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tenderjerk posted:googling "coronavirus symptoms" digital infection
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shut up, elon. christ.
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Rah! posted:lol a crazy hobo with a mountain man beard came up to me and accused me of trying to control him with my hand movements and i told him hes right im controlling his every movement like hes my little puppet and he got really mad and said no sut the gently caress up rah and i told him to gently caress off the end thanks obama ps turn on my monitor did he stab u with a corona knife
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Mackers posted:best possible outcome rebranding as laura floomer
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BraveUlysses posted:absolute king poo poo of brain poisoning if his cancer weakened body gets taken out by covid 19 i might start believing in god again
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A pretty cool club u should check out is: Triage. Dress code is Tyvek coveralls and powered-filtered air masks.
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tenderjerk posted:googling "coronavirus symptoms" ive got em all except the fever part right now (only around 99.5), might as well get ready to head into work tomorrow
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Vim Fuego posted:like 1/2 the adds in my youtube feed are for this racist, fascist garbage right click and report them for hate speech they disappear really fast
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Plinkey posted:ive got em all except the fever part right now (only around 99.5), might as well get ready to head into work tomorrow Yeah I'm hearing a lot of dry coughs at work 
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i was outside enjoying some fresh air when i noticed this strange person in a tattered robe tracing their hands in the air directly at me and muttering. i asked what they were doing and they screamed something about being a "Pissmancer" and they now controlled my "Obama Piss". getting strange out here
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Admiral Ray posted:did he stab u with a corona knife he infected me telepathically i should have known the mind link was unsafe
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DryGoods posted:i was outside enjoying some fresh air when i noticed this strange person in a tattered robe tracing their hands in the air directly at me and muttering. i asked what they were doing and they screamed something about being a "Pissmancer" and they now controlled my "Obama Piss". getting strange out here i'm jealous you got to see baloogan
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If you don't have a regular thermometer, will a meat thermometer work rectally? I seem to be running like 250 and I'm worried.
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DryGoods posted:i was outside enjoying some fresh air when i noticed this strange person in a tattered robe tracing their hands in the air directly at me and muttering. i asked what they were doing and they screamed something about being a "Pissmancer" and they now controlled my "Obama Piss". getting strange out here theyre not tattered its a stylistic choice
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Trump has tested positive for never having a Garbanzo bean on his face
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Trump has tested positive for never having a Garbanzo bean on his face Heyooooooo
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Oh no, I just had to use some more of my precious TP supply! I'm down to like 9 and 3/4th rolls left! Is it weird that I prefer Scott TP to more fancy brands? I switched over to the cheap rear end 1 ply Scott TP like 10-15 years ago because I was working at a place that used that kind of TP in their bathrooms and I was finding that using so called 'better' TP on the weekends when I was at home wasn't making my rear end feel bad, so I switched and never looked back.
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I can't believe drygoods is spreading fake news about my pissrobes
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I'm still wondering if I didn't get a mild case of it a week and a half ago, dry cough, headache, general fatigue/somewhat feverish, cleared up overnight but the cough came back on and off over the next couple days, breathing felt weird for lack of a better term - really slight "day before you realize you have bronchitis" feeling in the sternum area, more yawning than usual for a few days afterwards, but nothing major and I didn't even feel rough enough to check whether I had a fever. Could have been nothing, could have been the roni, sure as poo poo ain't gonna get tested
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smarxist posted:i'm jealous you got to see baloogan I've got this gif that I never use but every time I look at it I think of Lastgirl. Come back Lastgirl in the hour of our need. 
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