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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Is that alchemy containing the pope or what

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redsniper
Feb 15, 2012

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Pope Bernardus, taketh thou mine energy

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
they're attacking his final form

twoday
May 4, 2005



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what should I draw?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:

what should I draw?

The life cycle of a "anybody but Bernie" candidate

The crucifixion of St. Bloomberg being the latest and quickest one

Alternately, the life of the Ancient American Emperor Trump

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
the evolution of protozoa into fish into rats into Pete
like old leonardo davinci sketch style? idk

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
the torment of st anthony but all the demons are trump

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Virgil leading Bernie past the three-headed Trump encased in ice at the bottom of hell

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
that dude from MSNBC comparing Bernie winning a primary to the Nazis conquering France

twoday
May 4, 2005



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mdemone posted:

Virgil leading Bernie past the three-headed Trump encased in ice at the bottom of hell

these are all great but I think this one is easiest to draw

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Walton Ford is an artist who I think is still alive, but learned to draw in the style of a 19th century naturalist and uses his talents to illustrate bizarre historical anecdotes:



Carrier Pigeons - this one was based on an eyewitness account of passenger pigeons lifting a log



this was related to Fortún Ximénez and early legends about California



I can't find the story for this one either, but it was a British colonist in India in the 1800's who believed it was possible to civilize monkeys, and gathered a bunch of them and gave them jobs and titles (there was priest, a military officer, etc.), and tried to teach them to speak English, and would host elaborate dinner parties for them.



Thylocine

twoday has issued a correction as of 01:21 on Feb 24, 2020

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:



Thylocine

Thylacine?

There's a part of me that wants to see a supervillian who's gimmick is recreating extinct animals and then unleashing them on the world

twoday
May 4, 2005



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you say potato, I say pototo

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Nebakenezzer posted:

Thylacine?

There's a part of me that wants to see a supervillian who's gimmick is recreating extinct animals and then unleashing them on the world

*Spielberg coughs politely*

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Carth Dookie posted:

*Spielberg coughs politely*

Yeah even as I wrote that I was thinking "it wouldn't be all giant cuttlefish and New Zealand eagles, it'd be spamming giant sharks and T-rexs"

redsniper
Feb 15, 2012
Wanna see some giant sloth fights.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

redsniper posted:

Wanna see some giant sloth fights.

Walmart on black Friday?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Carth Dookie posted:

Walmart on black Friday?

Black Friday, only some stores are having a running of the bargains

if you can get out of the store you can have it for free, but you have to avoid the X

Easy: the bull
Medium: Grizzly bear
Hard: Rhino
Very Hard: Cassowary (IE the Bird of Death)
Death is Certain: It's extinct now but we brought it back

Comedy: Girls like swarms of things, right?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
here are some good references






Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

local anti-vaxxer is posting these all over local facebook groups I happen to belong to. I read them and thought of you, twoday.



Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
no lies detected

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Flavius Aetass posted:

no lies detected

"Natural remedies" may mean an infinite spectrum of bullshit things

It should also be said that because Dear Leader thinks the whole thing is a scheme to make him look bad, now all the cons want to downplay the dangers of the coronavirus (and hustle their snake oil I guess)

twoday
May 4, 2005



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I tried to draw something the other day and noticed that a lot of my fine motor control in my hand is still messed up when I draw certain things, need to practice more of drawing straight lines and such

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Nebakenezzer posted:

"Natural remedies" may mean an infinite spectrum of bullshit things

It should also be said that because Dear Leader thinks the whole thing is a scheme to make him look bad, now all the cons want to downplay the dangers of the coronavirus (and hustle their snake oil I guess)

the guy who made those has an interesting facebook page. he raises camels and sells camel milk because it has many health benefits. He's also an extreme anti-vaxxer and says all people need to protect themselves is lots of vitamin c.

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:

I tried to draw something the other day and noticed that a lot of my fine motor control in my hand is still messed up when I draw certain things, need to practice more of drawing straight lines and such

S'alright

the entire world is warped lumber right now, so it fits

twoday
May 4, 2005



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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


i love it

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

goddamn

twoday
May 4, 2005



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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/hans-holbeins-dance-of-death-1523-5


Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

true art

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

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Apr 30, 2005


:swoon:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
time to break out plague doctor imagery

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twoday
May 4, 2005



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and gothic fonts

this is what I have been preparing for

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