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Me for the next five years:sinnesloeschen posted:ahahahahaha god fuckin drat
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Work at a toilet paper factory? All the OT you want dude. Harry, check the gauge on that big bastard, I want it running top speed. Top speed do you hear me?
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Toilet paper companies are going back to 1 ply to double and triple their output just to meet demand
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wtf god drat it she needs to be freed from jail ASAP 
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https://mobile.twitter.com/martinkl/status/1237009359764365313
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not an endorsement posted:a colleague of mine went on an expedition of 100 female scientists to the arctic and i'm not sure what came back is her what conclusive evidence do you have to prove that you really are the exact same person you were yesterday? lmao
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Dow Jones took a hit today, but a huge part of that was Boeing cratering 18%  Surely the Oval Office statement from Trump tonight will turn things around.
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tacodaemon posted:meanwhile, up north i knew oceans could wave but didnt know they could clap
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loving die already Rush or just catch the virus. same thing bc you're immunosuppressed
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silentsnack posted:what conclusive evidence do you have to prove that you really are the exact same person you were yesterday? 
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neutral milf hotel posted:wtf god drat it wtf why is she in jail? i thought she got that poo poo commuted?
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Why couldn't we have gotten Jacinda Darden instead of a useless fat whiny orange imbecile?
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The Ape of Naples posted:I feel like this is from something I heard recently and/or I might just be going crazy. the presidents biography
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i regret to inform you that the president cannot, in fact, "just do that"
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:wtf why is she in jail? she's defying a ridiculous subpoena and was indefinitely jailed
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Basebf555 posted:Hard to say what things will be like come September/October, if the virus has mostly dissipated by then he won't really have an excuse to cancel the election. Yeah well, but what about the war?
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Has anyone floated the idea to the writers about Trump pardoning Weinstein? Sounds like a good mid-season shakeup.
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neutral milf hotel posted:she's defying a ridiculous subpoena and was indefinitely jailed subpoena for what, being innocent?
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Greg Proops finally discovered my tweets calling him Greg Poops and blocked me
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cos they didnt have netflix
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Fallen Hamprince posted:i regret to inform you that the president cannot, in fact, "just do that" the gently caress you say. Are you a president lawyer?
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Ragequit posted:Dow Jones took a hit today, but a huge part of that was Boeing cratering 18% he’s bailing out Boeing and Big Oil cuz a cowboy hat dude lost 2 billion dollars Monday lol
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a helpful bear posted:Greg Proops finally discovered my tweets calling him Greg Poops and blocked me f
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:wtf why is she in jail? she was, obama commuted her sentence close to the end of his presidency she was imprisoned a few years later for refusing to comply with a grand jury summons
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I knew 2020 was going to be mega bonkers but plague was not on my mental menu
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:wtf why is she in jail? She defied a subpoena to testify about the crimes she got commuted I think It's a load of poo poo and the govt is just trying to ruin her life
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Grandpa Palpatine posted:subpoena for what, being innocent? assange
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lmfao all the bankers got together to suck trump off so he doesn't actually do anything substantive to stop A loving PANDEMIC LMFAOOO Italy, S Korea and China are RIGHT THERE basically acting as living glimpses into our possible futures, and we're just barreling headlong into a far worse scenario than any of them because Number Go Up is a higher priority than potentially millions of deaths. This is gonna get grim. I'm also still predicting that if the discrepancy in boomer death vs everyone else at some point holds up US Business and maybe even govt is basically going to try and write them all off and tell everyone under 60 to just go back to shopping and attending events. If they get a sense that enough of the population is capable of getting back to putting dollars into their pockets and it's just olds who are suffering a catastrophic plague they will 100% shrug and say get back to work.
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DryGoods posted:
now imagine how the piss tape has been for us
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I think there's potential for this address to be crazy. Stephen Miller might view this as his moment. Tup will read whatever's on the prompter
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executives told our president that it wasn't him that needed to change, but reality
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I'm also still predicting that if the discrepancy in boomer death vs everyone else at some point holds up US Business and maybe even govt is basically going to try and write them all off and tell everyone under 60 to just go back to shopping and attending events. God Bless President Tuck in that case
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I hope Trump goes on TV and plainly calls the pandemic "fake news" and a hoax invented by dems to sabotage the economy. I mean... maybe?
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Ablert Einstein posted:I think there's potential for this address to be crazy. Stephen Miller might view this as his moment. Tup will read whatever's on the prompter Nah it's just gonna be vague blather about testing and respirators and unity and fake news etc. etc.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:
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skaboomizzy posted:
this is the content I crave
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Ablert Einstein posted:I think there's potential for this address to be crazy. Stephen Miller might view this as his moment. Tup will read whatever's on the prompter stream link please tia
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meanwhile, at the Trump DC hotel https://mobile.twitter.com/mdamelincourt/status/1237830886030278658
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