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Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Tainen posted:

future number -900 lol

spoilers please

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
we live in the stupidest timeline

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Trumps dyin' speech, the the NBA season ending, Tom Hanks having Corona Virus, and Palin being on masked singer all one hour is giving me some real "the simulation is sputtering out" vibes

slow news day, maybe something good will happen tomorrow

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

it’s going the gently caress down

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
fiothy euros

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

you're playing with fire here

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
he looks so presidential handling this crisis, trump 2028 imo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Trumps dyin' speech, the the NBA season ending, Tom Hanks having Corona Virus, and Palin being on masked singer all in one hour is giving me some real "the simulation is sputtering out" vibes

I knew this was all fake when they brought in ty cobb

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
i hope trump legalizes weed as a way to help us die in a good mood

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

trump floats these big programs all the time without talking to congressional republicans and then they go nowhere because he has not talked to congressional republicans

he did on Monday iirc

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Wrap it up guys, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have tested positive for Corona.
It's over.

https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1237922449360072711

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



mcbexx posted:

Wrap it up guys, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have tested positive for Corona.
It's over.

https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

tom hanks will literally be cryogenically frozen if he gets bad, don't worry about him

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Adobe Stockmarket

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
For real am I dying though

Is this my loved ones calling out to me, trying to wake me from a coma

Is a bulldozer gonna crash through my wall? Am I not on mars?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

My state announced their first case friday afternoon and are now at 10

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
the market crashing has been the best god drat thing ever, I’ve waited years for it and it owwwnsssss

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Louisgod posted:

the market crashing has been the best god drat thing ever, I’ve waited years for it and it owwwnsssss

:getin:

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007


TRUP IS HAPPENING, THATS WHAT!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what did tom hanks have to do to get tested? did he visit china?

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Louisgod posted:

the market crashing has been the best god drat thing ever, I’ve waited years for it and it owwwnsssss

Yeah and they teased it a few times by doing a few 1k+ drops just to whet the appetite

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

pick a hand for potty and another hand for nutrition

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lamo NYSE won’t reopen for weeks

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

he did on Monday iirc

yeah but not about this. i 100% guarantee you that he did not get a green light for a massive welfare program that will benefit mostly black and brown healthcare aides from the congressional republican caucus

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

eric ciaramella posted:

what did tom hanks have to do to get tested? did he visit china?

he was in australia

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

For real am I dying though

Is this my loved ones calling out to me, trying to wake me from a coma

Is a bulldozer gonna crash through my wall? Am I not on mars?

do you remember the beach? when you got so sunburned

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down


-1,650 on the Dow the next halt?

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007


:discourse:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

eric ciaramella posted:

what did tom hanks have to do to get tested? did he visit china?

he’s in Australia lol

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



:allears:

You're adorable

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

TRUMP!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the solution is “shut the country down and pay everyone not to work “ and lmao

that isn’t going to happen

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
how much of the dow crashing is due to our big boy sundowning and not reading the script? hard to say.

https://twitter.com/sdonnan/status/1237919778687332353

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TraderStav posted:

-1,650 on the Dow the next halt?

i think the halts are based on the S&P for some reason, but I'm not cumshitter

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

America is so dumb it can’t even effectively respond even if the president wasn’t a fat idiot

I work with a young guy from China who's here doing post-grad at CMU and he's completely losing his mind and asking what the gently caress is wrong with us and why we aren't doing anything

must be nice to be from a functional society

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

TMMadman posted:

I love that the moron doesn't even remove his own loving mic battery. He's gotta open his jacket and let someone else do it.

:barf:

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
flying half way across the world to get covid tested to own trump

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