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not an endorsement posted:a colleague of mine went on an expedition of 100 female scientists to the arctic and i'm not sure what came back is her What makes you say that? odd food cravings or the consumption of human flesh I mean what's going on here?
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Why the gently caress do the wall street dorks call it bull and bear markets, it some sort of sex thing? someone once told me it’s because bears attack you by clawing down on you but bulls attack by goring up with their horns into your guts. the point is they’re both killing you I guess?
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skaboomizzy posted:
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TMMadman posted:Man, the government hosed her over so loving hard. Anybody know a mailing address for her?
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Why the gently caress do the wall street dorks call it bull and bear markets, it some sort of sex thing? It comes from bull and bear fights where in a bull fight you get a sword but in a bear fight you just get a maiden.
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tenderjerk posted:If you are single and shop at costco you're basically a doomsday prepper Old guy at work was talking on the phone telling his son about how there was no toilet paper left in the entire state, and then called his wife to ask her to buy some for their family (he lives across the border in a different state).
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donarudo torampu
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mekyabetsu posted:If you read the article, it hasn’t “reached” the Arctic. One scientist who was scheduled to take part in the expedition tested positive as part of a screening that was done in Germany, before he left for the ship. arctic expedition members are usually fairly healthy so even if it had the worst case scenario is a bunch of cold nerds get a mild case of the flu for a couple weeks and then come back immune
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i havbe turmovirus
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lol at our idiot media treating this as a real thing and not something he will be looking at very strongly probably over the next week
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i'm not stepping on that ship to the arctic. you guys are acting weird about this something's up
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ChipNDip posted:Old guy at work was talking on the phone telling his son about how there was no toilet paper left in the entire state, and then called his wife to ask her to buy some for their family (he lives across the border in a different state). I drive 250 miles to WV to get mine, it's so cheap there and they have the ones with swirly ridges
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:His people already talking about how awesome of a job he is doing. *reading all of that* same
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the popes toes posted:I drive 250 miles to WV to get mine, it's so cheap there and they have the ones with swirly ridges just climb onto your sink and stick your rear end under it
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:His people already talking about how awesome of a job he is doing. Lol but but obama bungled h1n1! lets just ignore that h1n1 had a mortality rate like a tenth as bad as the common flu
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If trump gives us (Indefinite) paid sick leave he’ll have done more to help many Americans then 8 years of Obama
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not an endorsement posted:just climb onto your sink and stick your rear end under it I actually saw a man doing that once, at Austin State Hospital. I chided him for it.
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the popes toes posted:I drive 250 miles to WV to get mine, it's so cheap there and they have the ones with swirly ridges lol you all said I was crazy for printing out every page of the trump thread, who is laughing now!!! hahahaha it is me!
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The Nastier Nate posted:If trump gives us (Indefinite) paid sick leave he’ll have done more to help many Americans then 8 years of Obama low bar but if anyone can gently caress it up, turpo can
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defo a ton of people who unironically think the first part
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The D&D corona-chan thread has pretty much gone full cspam and I want to report all of them. Mods?
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lorn Wayne posted:defo a ton of people who unironically think the first part This time next year we’ll all be back to only pretending to wash our hands after pooping
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Ragequit posted:I was a little skeptical after a wild 2019, but 2020 is knocking it out of the park so far. heck!
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lol it just hit me again donald trump is the american president lol lmao just lol
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tup! https://i.imgur.com/hOn1zQL.mp4
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I'm perfectly able to hole up for a month save the cigarette conundrum. A month's supply of smokes is loving expensive. Quit you say? In the face of death? Pish.
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The Nastier Nate posted:If trump gives us (Indefinite) paid sick leave he’ll have done more to help many Americans then 8 years of Obama
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The Nastier Nate posted:This time next year we’ll all be back to only pretending to wash our hands after pooping lol yeah this time next year
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:His people already talking about how awesome of a job he is doing. lol so much here but my favorite is the bio truth that dad can’t hang at home with the kids of school closed, even if mom is on the frontline as a healthcare worker lmaao
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ahahahahaha god fuckin drat trump donald trump is president
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Good thing we have global warming to kill off coronavirus in the summer! Checkmate, libs.
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