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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

oxsnard posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914166285008896?s=19

They're gonna cancel the primaries.

This is good

cancel the primaries and give trump the excuse to cancel the election :mrgw:

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Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Flunky posted:

who do you suppose the dems nominate if all the 70+ candidates die

pete?

I assume Chelsea would inherit the title.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Flunky posted:

who do you suppose the dems nominate if all the 70+ candidates die

pete?

neera tanden

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Flunky posted:

who do you suppose the dems nominate if all the 70+ candidates die

pete?

I want to give a funny answer, but the only answer is Harris because holy poo poo gently caress the Dems.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

@HoarseWhisperer

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Majorian posted:

I want to give a funny answer, but the only answer is Harris because holy poo poo gently caress the Dems.

If that was your intent, you failed. This just made me sad.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Flunky posted:

who do you suppose the dems nominate if all the 70+ candidates die

pete?

Under a little known provision in democratic bylaws Klobuchar will challenge him to a fight to the death for the nomination on the convention floor.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Pingui posted:

If that was your intent, you failed. This just made me sad.

I said I want to, don't you think I'm sad too?!

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

shame on an IGA posted:

@HoarseWhisperer

I think I might be hanging out to much in C-SPAM, 'cause I immediately noticed that you spelled @HoarseWisperer wrong :smith:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Pingui posted:

I think I might be hanging out to much in C-SPAM, 'cause I immediately noticed that you spelled @HoarseWisperer wrong :smith:

You have terminal CSPAM-19.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Majorian posted:

I said I want to, don't you think I'm sad too?!

I suppose, it wouldn't really feel like a primary if we weren't feeling sad though, right? Like a reverse Christmas.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

oxsnard posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914166285008896?s=19

They're gonna cancel the primaries.

This is good

"we could just cancel the primaries if it wasn't for Bernie!"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Flunky posted:

who do you suppose the dems nominate if all the 70+ candidates die

pete?

unless its bernie who gives a poo poo

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Spergin Morlock posted:

unless its bernie who gives a poo poo

I mean, there is a certain degree of comedy to be had from who gets it.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Majorian posted:

I mean, there is a certain degree of comedy to be had from who gets it.

How would you know?

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Lessail posted:

cancel the primaries and give trump the excuse to cancel the election :mrgw:

Do I lose my toxx if there is no election?

Also, has Nate calculated the possibility of that happening?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Have they released any information on Joe Biden's positive coronavirus test yet?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Pingui posted:

How would you know?

Just conjecture. It's not so funny if it's Harris, it's SUPER funny if it's Hilldawg, etc.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
So how far to the left was George McGovern compared to Bernie Sanders?

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Jewel Repetition posted:

The dementia's barely hurting him because boomers find it relatable

Yeah, it's important to remember that boomers have lost a lot of their ability to process language. They probably don't even know what the politicians are saying half the time; they just hear the tone. It's kinda like how dogs interpret human speech.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Lessail posted:

cancel the primaries and give trump the excuse to cancel the election :mrgw:

This one neat trick the wall street dems didnt expect!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

punk rebel ecks posted:

So how far to the left was George McGovern compared to Bernie Sanders?

Not very. McGovern had some okay UBI ideas and was anti-Vietnam War, but otherwise he wasn't anywhere near as left-wing as shitlibs would have you believe.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shameful, shm. shameful

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
I for one enjoyed the "SHN gets radicalized by succ and then radicalized back in the opposite direction by Bernie losing" saga

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Deified Data posted:

I for one enjoyed the "SHN gets radicalized by succ and then radicalized back in the opposite direction by Bernie losing" saga

A "moderate" if you will ;-P

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

hobbesmaster posted:

Under a little known provision in democratic bylaws Klobuchar will challenge him to a fight to the death for the nomination on the convention floor.

lol Klob would win

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol Klob would win

No, Nate Bronze would.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Republicans are already conditioned to expect socialism from all Dems so can't they just find-replace all "Bernie Sanders" to "Joe Biden" without anyone telling the difference?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


xrunner posted:

Whatever happened with those Texas votes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHjnuWkYT68

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoTiHLqhXGk

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Samurai Sanders posted:

Republicans are already conditioned to expect socialism from all Dems so can't they just find-replace all "Bernie Sanders" to "Joe Biden" without anyone telling the difference?

they already did

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Now that Biden is leading in Democratic delegates, the Trump campaign plans to move forward with what it has threatened for months — to characterize any Democratic opponent in the presidential race as far-left, regardless of the candidate’s policy proposals.

The Trump campaign is attempting to recast Biden as having radical positions on issues like immigration and abortion, as it has repeatedly done against Sanders, a self-identified democratic socialist.



watch him get biden elected. convince people that the doddering hair sniffer who would veto m4a and cut social security it actually a badass leftist who will fix everything.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Majorian posted:

Not very. McGovern had some okay UBI ideas and was anti-Vietnam War, but otherwise he wasn't anywhere near as left-wing as shitlibs would have you believe.

Was he for the Medicare For All equivalent of the 1970s?

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

I had success with this line with a hardcore Biden supporter


"Dude we all know why he doesn't do many appearances. Let's all point out the emperor has no clothes. He loving looks like a moron when he talks off the cuff. We really going to let this go to the general?"

They all loving know.

Also punched up that even if Sanders lost it would keep millennials in the party and keep it stable for the future.

Raccooon has issued a correction as of 04:26 on Mar 12, 2020

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


Biden is going to fight these allegations by re-endorsing segregation and proposing the full privatization of Medicare.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

you sure can when the other candidate gets put into a home

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

oxsnard posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914166285008896?s=19

They're gonna cancel the primaries.

This is good

wow

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Flunky posted:

who do you suppose the dems nominate if all the 70+ candidates die

pete?

a drumpf hat

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