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Nodelphi posted:Honest question: What do you dry your rear end with after using a bidet if not toilet paper? toto washlets have a poof of warm air  and, yeah, the dryness is the goal here, not the removal of literally every poo particle. so i guess... much less toilet paper than normal?
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Louisgod posted:what's even funnier is that toilet paper isn't even a necessity.. you can replace it with a bidet and accomplish the same exact thing and there are mass market bidets that are easy to install and cost appx the same as two megapacks of tp unfortunately cleaning yr rear end in a top hat with a stream of water is gay (not to mention french which is like gay to the power of gay)
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Nodelphi posted:Honest question: What do you dry your rear end with after using a bidet if not toilet paper? a needy cat
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tenderjerk posted:Told you! 
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SHVPS4DETH posted:a needy cat #2CAT
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Nodelphi posted:Honest question: What do you dry your rear end with after using a bidet if not toilet paper? I usually use a single sheet of toilet paper, folded over My Toto has a dryer function but it'd take a couple minutes
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https://twitter.com/covidperspectiv/status/1238170395108229120?s=19 it can't be that bad it's only a few mass graves
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Louisgod posted:everything is just so god drat dumb.. like, think of the dumbest thing ever but never stop Turn on your inner dialog
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SHVPS4DETH posted:and there are mass market bidets that are easy to install and cost appx the same as two megapacks of tp i dont understand why would every home have at least 4 per man then????
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Not a Children posted:I usually use a single sheet of toilet paper, folded over your what
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just lol - lenders can't price loans because there's so much volatility with treasuries. The whole backbone of the financial industry - treasuries - are an unknown and everyone is flippin some economists think they will lower the fed funds rate to 0 soon before next week wed (next scheduled meeting)
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juche avocado posted:#2CAT judo gets it
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Not a Children posted:I usually use a single sheet of toilet paper, folded over i am basking in my autodidact anus knowledge
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I'm an alpha so I don't wipe my rear end
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wait so that earlier tweet got deleted does bolsonaro hace covid19 or nah?
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:rip march madness lmao
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fits my needs posted:your what gna take a stream of wet to cleanse my poo there’s nothing that ten flushes could do, not for me but for you
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:wait so that earlier tweet got deleted does bolsonaro hace covid19 or nah? He's still being tested
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:wait so that earlier tweet got deleted does bolsonaro hace covid19 or nah? If Satan wills
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Nodelphi posted:I can confirm this is true. To get a better idea of the death rate you need to look at the pneumonia and respiratory illness rates from the last 30ish days and attribute anything over the average to Covid. is there a place where I can see this sort of data?
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Chris James 2 posted:He's still being tested i think bolsanaro is there enough to draw the clock from memory, not sure about some of these other guys
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SHVPS4DETH posted:gna take a stream of wet to cleanse my poo i just looked up what a toto is and it’s like a thousand dollar plus toilet
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SHVPS4DETH posted:gna take a stream of wet to cleanse my poo lol
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Spoondick posted:https://twitter.com/covidperspectiv/status/1238170395108229120?s=19 Americans are celebrating this poo poo btw
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$1,000 for a toilet? yeah i guess if you want a piece of poo poo to take your poo poo. my toilet creates a solid vacuum seal with your rear end, i dont even have to strain to poop it just sucks it allo ut
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The Nastier Nate posted:Governor Tom Wolf just closed all the schools in my county so I guess me or my wife is working from home Oh boy that's my governor. Which county?
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Bourgeoisie bidet-owners up in Trump thread. I honestly never thought I would see this sad day.
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At this point I'm getting the sense that we're guaranteed to be in a situation as bad as Italy, maybe as bad as Iran, and it's still entirely possible we're in for something even worse. We have no idea because we're completely in the dark testing-wise, and every day we spend in that situation is only making things worse. And of course Trumps official policy is that he doesn't like testing because it makes Bad Number Go Up
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Spoondick posted:anyone wanna see what happens when you have a decade of securities overvaluation and a global pandemic at the same time? the only thing left to us is posting
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C-Euro posted:Oh boy that's my governor. Which county? Erie County Health Dept in PA has a news conference in 15 mins. I’m assuming it’s made it up here
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its called an asshickey 10,000 and its only available in the skymall catalogue
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Intel&Sebastian posted:At this point I'm getting the sense that we're guaranteed to be in a situation as bad as Italy, maybe as bad as Iran, and it's still entirely possible we're in for something even worse. We have no idea because we're completely in the dark testing-wise, and every day we spend in that situation is only making things worse. No those deaths are from sudden respiratory illness not viral infections
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D1E posted:Bourgeoisie bidet-owners up in Trump thread. *laughing at the poor knuckle dragging TP users on a toto throne*
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Intel&Sebastian posted:At this point I'm getting the sense that we're guaranteed to be in a situation as bad as Italy, maybe as bad as Iran, and it's still entirely possible we're in for something even worse. We have no idea because we're completely in the dark testing-wise, and every day we spend in that situation is only making things worse. I too don't like bad number going up  am i presidential material
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ive been panic buying bidets over the last week yeah
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All rear end cleaning should be welcome here Don't rear end shame
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