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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Lote posted:

Maybe they just bumped into an old friend before going on the floor.

And by old friend, I mean an escort and cocaine.

And by bumped into, I mean... uh... bumped.

hookers check blow check, where's the blackjack?

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
gently caress it, holding my puts, no point gambling if you just break even.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.




Video games win again :smugdog:

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
$350 is now $1035, back in the 4 digit club!

Moved it to cash for today. Had a put, sold early, rebought on the bounce then withdrew at 1259 pm. Pst.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


S&P 500 down 27% from closing high on Feb 19.

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
I've got almost no negative delta exposure overnight, closed out my call spread at 10% of max profit.

I am mildly anticipating another dead cat bounce in the morning; if I'm right I plan to load up on some DIS puts as they'll get cheaper than today.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Dwight Eisenhower posted:

I've got almost no negative delta exposure overnight, closed out my call spread at 10% of max profit.

I am mildly anticipating another dead cat bounce in the morning; if I'm right I plan to load up on some DIS puts as they'll get cheaper than today.

I too am sitting on some cash now, debating how much if any of this house money to invest and how much to let ride. It's not really winnings until it's out of your gambling bankroll (you still gotta pay taxes though so they are legally winnings).

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Reading ESPN is depressing. They're running out of room on their website with all sports cancelling

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

pixaal posted:

hookers check blow check, where's the blackjack?

Holding the put options for $CZR :lol:


Also, if $ERI drops below like $9.25, that's the precipice where it becomes a money losing proposition to hold $ERI regardless of the $CZR price and if the deal goes through, you should instead sell all your shares and buy $CZR. If $CZR is below that $8.40 + 0.09 share $ERI price by almost $2, it raises that precipice by the corresponding amount to like $11. It got down to the 14s today and was down 40% so it's not outside the realm of possibility that demand for the $ERI stock goes to zero before the merger.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

I was asleep for most of the trading day so I just dumped some cash into UVXY and SPXS in the premarket early this morning. That went pretty much as you'd expect with a broad 9-10% market selloff. I don't really feel any need to dump those positions yet, absent any gamechanging news in aftermarket hours.

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel
Can someone explain to me why aggregated bond funds are down 4-5% today. I hold AGG in my non-funny money account and it has been getting loving destroyed even while interest rates drop substantially. Its been down nearly 8% in the past week when interest rates are at or near record lows. Is it just because people are dumping everything into cash and a bond ETF is traded? I also notice that some index ETFs are not tracking their index very well, presumably for the same reason.

The good news is that I have run out of cash to invest on the dip for, so we will likely be seeing a bottom in the next couple of days.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Was the optimal asset position today simply being in all cash? I mean, aside from owning put options or some inverse etf

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Cheesemaster200 posted:

Can someone explain to me why aggregated bond funds are down 4-5% today.

People are getting margin called to hell, so they're selling whatever they can to meet those calls. That's why gold is down today too.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Lote posted:

Holding the put options for $CZR :lol:


Also, if $ERI drops below like $9.25, that's the precipice where it becomes a money losing proposition to hold $ERI regardless of the $CZR price and if the deal goes through, you should instead sell all your shares and buy $CZR. If $CZR is below that $8.40 + 0.09 share $ERI price by almost $2, it raises that precipice by the corresponding amount to like $11. It got down to the 14s today and was down 40% so it's not outside the realm of possibility that demand for the $ERI stock goes to zero before the merger.

huge thanks for the DD on CZR, fellow goon. I attempted to sell half the puts I bought yesterday to lock in profit but I must have set my limit a little high, so I'm rolling for another day. This could end up being my first profitable options play with > $100 upside!

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

DIS is closing Disneyland in CA. Orlando still open for now. Didn't think it was going to happen.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
I bought some $KHC at 24. The dividend yield on that sucker is 8% right now.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

saintonan posted:

People are getting margin called to hell, so they're selling whatever they can to meet those calls. That's why gold is down today too.

see I haven't been in the game long enough but this explains some of the patterns I've been seeing, nice.

Baddog
May 12, 2001

Recoome posted:

see I haven't been in the game long enough but this explains some of the patterns I've been seeing, nice.

Also increased risk of default, especially in the high yield bond funds.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Dwight Eisenhower posted:

I've got almost no negative delta exposure overnight, closed out my call spread at 10% of max profit.

I am mildly anticipating another dead cat bounce in the morning; if I'm right I plan to load up on some DIS puts as they'll get cheaper than today.

I pulled out, I agree with dead bounce, but Disneyland closed, dis won't bounce.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Futures seem pinned to 2450 for almost 10 min now. Strange

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

I pulled out, I agree with dead bounce, but Disneyland closed, dis won't bounce.

There might be still a way to go down in case they also close down their Florida parks

Freezer
Apr 20, 2001

The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
Welp I hosed up yesterday, was hoping for a Trump pump that never came and got kicked around today. Here's to hoping for a dead cat bounce so that I can unload some poo poo.

I'm frustrated, had I not tried to time the swing I would have made a whole lot of money today. Bad at this (but still playing with house money).

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
I feel like at some point catching a falling knife can only be so bad, especially seeing as actual securities will have value as long as the company survives. Definitely looking for the discounts at the moment.

e: like is it just the panic sell that companies like AXP are getting hosed right now?

Recoome fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Mar 12, 2020

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Recoome posted:

I feel like at some point catching a falling knife can only be so bad, especially seeing as actual securities will have value as long as the company survives. Definitely looking for the discounts at the moment.

This was my feeling wrt this market and the reason I bought more ITOT today, but it looks like I probably timed it wrong.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Mar 12, 2020

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Well I lost five figures today. gently caress me.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Kirios posted:

Well I lost five figures today. gently caress me.

F

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The worst part is - I don't think we're done. I don't think a dead cat bounce will happen - global markets are crashing. I was a part of 2006-2008, this is worse than that.

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020



Kirios posted:

Well I lost five figures today. gently caress me.

Are you talking realized losses or unrealized? In terms of unrealized I'm sure every poster in here with retirement accounts lost an incredible amount.

I still can't decide whether to exit VASIX with down payment money or ride it out.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Recoome posted:

I feel like at some point catching a falling knife can only be so bad, especially seeing as actual securities will have value as long as the company survives. Definitely looking for the discounts at the moment.

e: like is it just the panic sell that companies like AXP are getting hosed right now?

Every equity is getting hosed right now, the S&P as a whole is down like 27% during this selloff. There are some that are getting hosed worse than others, but there's reasons for that, whether it's oil sensitivity or bad management practices that got covered up by a raging bull market. Not all the stocks that have been hammered are worth picking up whenever it is we find a bottom.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

I don't trade stocks, but I have to say this thread and /r/wallstreetbets has been amazingly entertaining the last 2 weeks. Those WSB guys are nuts.

I just opened an account, and waiting on the funding to clear so I can lose all my money gambling too.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Kirios posted:

The worst part is - I don't think we're done. I don't think a dead cat bounce will happen - global markets are crashing. I was a part of 2006-2008, this is worse than that.

Nah this won’t be worse than 2008. The banks and companies learned their lesson about not getting over leveraged and packaging debt into vehicles that can suffer from cascading failures. As long as companies haven’t been doing that, it won’t be worse than 2008.

Baddog
May 12, 2001

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

the market will rebound and his dad will be in fine shape if he holds. if dad is for some reason holding 100% equities as a 72 year old retiree he's hosed no matter what because he makes very, very bad decisions.

buying some puts out of free cash to hedge against downside risk is probably fine, but not really necessary for him to do.


Better - "probably fine but not really necessary" to hedge pandemic risk is better than "lalalalala" :)

If his dad is in fact 100% in stocks, don't want to sell 3/4's of them right now to get into bonds.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Baddog posted:

Better - "probably fine but not really necessary" to hedge pandemic risk is better than "lalalalala" :)

If his dad is in fact 100% in stocks, don't want to sell 3/4's of them right now to get into bonds.

Yeah. Basically 1mo 3mo 6mo Tresuries are the safest option right now. I would not touch junk bonds with a 10 foot pole. Investment grade bond funds are yielding like 2-3% and not worth the risk that you take on IMO. This Coronavirus stuff is a 1 in 100 year epidemic so we are in uncharted territory.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.
I now have more in unrealized gains for the year than I'll make at my job this year. I should probably figure out my exit point.

And taxes.

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel

Lote posted:

Nah this won’t be worse than 2008. The banks and companies learned their lesson about not getting over leveraged and packaging debt into vehicles that can suffer from cascading failures. As long as companies haven’t been doing that, it won’t be worse than 2008.

There is also a different mindset with this too. Everyone is just waiting for the all clear where they can get back to business. This is opposed to 2008 when the house came falling down and it took years to build it back up again.

I predict a light recession for Q1 and Q2 with a return to growth in Q3, assuming that virus measures don't last more than a couple months. It is probably a good thing for the overall economy since it will get recession anxiety out of the way and result in relatively minimum disruptions to the job market. Asset markets were getting frothy before this hit an it was only a matter of time before structural problems surfaced; likely resulting in a prolonged recession.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
This is not my first attempt at market timing.

But it has already paid for every other attempt.

:patriot:

Jackhammer
Jul 10, 2008
As an euro investor I've been shorting Dax and S&P with leveraged bear certificates for a week, but the $500b repo announcement made me poo poo my pants. Might start S&P again tomorrow.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
I think the entire O/N repo market is around 500b to 1t. Basically all banks are unwilling to do O/N repo right now at any price.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

leper khan posted:

I now have more in unrealized gains for the year than I'll make at my job this year. I should probably figure out my exit point.

And taxes.

Nice. I don't know if it's gauche--a lot of people lost a ton of money lately, so it might be in bad taste, I'm not sure--but maybe it would be fun to post some of our winning trades over the weekend or something. I'm hoping to go through mine to see where I went wrong, what I did well, etc. I did one REALLY stupid thing within the last 24 hours but maybe it was just a calculated risk that didn't work out.

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FAN OF NICKELBACK
Apr 9, 2002
I look at the max history of DJI and notice somewhere around 2016 where a distinct pattern abruptly shifted, I hear zero professionals calling stocks on sale ("appropriately priced" is the best I've heard--after these bloodbaths), and I saw a direct injection of 0.5 trillion dollars hold up the SPY "that had to be near the bottom" with all the strength of a nervous fart.

Is anyone else here planning, putting and gauging the market as though it is inevitably hitting sub 200? At this point, I'll start buying when MSFT swings below 80 and RACE is below 70.

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