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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/891343645529567232

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892366646542782464



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266285251515531264

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1238202882723319808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
lolling pretty hard watching the long term investment thread getting increasingly nervous about buying the dip

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://i.imgur.com/KGUWozE.gifv

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

uh his chart only goes up to 22000 for some reason

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

I love when finance people use log graphs to boldface lie and/or reveal they have no idea how anything in their profession works

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

futures are down another 11% from close :hmbol:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Me, catching up on this thread since this morning:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



also if you turn the graph upside down number is actually going up!

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

oxsnard you promised me a second circuit break what happened to that you blackguard

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



anime was right posted:

casual reminder:



lol

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

lol i just noticed his chart gives equal weight to 40 and 10,000

What is this log scale poo poo

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

FistEnergy posted:

futures are down another 11% from close :hmbol:

No that's from yesterday's close

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


FistEnergy posted:

futures are down another 11% from close :hmbol:

nah theyre only down about 1.3%

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

lolling pretty hard watching the long term investment thread getting increasingly nervous about buying the dip

buy da dip! dont time the market u rubes, just BUY

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
DOW down 11% and falling and it’s only been an hour since close. Wowzers!

E: gently caress! Nevermind.

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Modest Mao posted:

Remember when Bernenke was selected b/c he was some kind of expert on the 1929 crash and then he just printed money lol

It's the right season to break this one back out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IopO5hYOJOc

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wow, that is some spicy mathematics in that chart

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

mila kunis posted:

can someone explain to me what the banks did with the low interest cash the feds gave them

did they use it to buy stocks themselves, or give it to people to buy stocks with, to bail out rich insiders frantically trying to dump their assets?

they used it to gobble up more of the economy for themselves. And as a result their value of stocks has decreaseed

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
yeah the numbers until 5pm EST are just from the previous day



we're almost in GFC levels of panic finally

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Xaris posted:

i just woke up and there are 4000 posts what happened

oh

i see

lmao

It's always way more active when things go to poo poo so let's trade the number of posts this thread gets overnight as a derivative, call it $CSVX

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Are we going sub 20k tomorrow

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why yes, if we compare current production to production in the 1920s, we're actually still making a lot more stuff than they were!

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008


Gentlemen, hyperbitcoinisation is upon us

Facehammer fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Mar 12, 2020

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Honestly, probably tomorrow around 1ET is the time to buy because that's when the PPT is going to try to lift poo poo up so we don't go into the weekend with WORST LOSS SINCE 1929 END OF TIMES HAVE ARRIVED.

But short term pumps are definitely becoming less and less effective so maybe they won't even try.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Modest Mao posted:

Are we going sub 20k tomorrow

Absolutely.

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Modest Mao posted:

Are we going sub 20k tomorrow

17k, tripping all three breakers :unsmigghh:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




Using log scale to hide the exponential growth that shows that financial markets are fundamentally detached from reality. :hmbol:

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

pathetic little tramp posted:

Honestly, probably tomorrow around 1ET is the time to buy because that's when the PPT is going to try to lift poo poo up so we don't go into the weekend with WORST LOSS SINCE 1929 END OF TIMES HAVE ARRIVED.

But short term pumps are definitely becoming less and less effective so maybe they won't even try.

i don't think they have enough firepower. Every correlation between assets is broken and people are just liquidating assets

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Facehammer posted:

Gentlemen, hyperbitcoinisation is upon us

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


i love it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


oxsnard posted:

i don't think they have enough firepower. Every correlation between assets is broken and people are just liquidating assets

General Asset Crash! General Asset Crash! General Asset Crash!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Modest Mao posted:

Are we going sub 20k tomorrow

Without a doubt unless something even more insane than everything so far happens because it's patently clear shits hitting the fan and donny is just trying to pay off the virus like stormy daniels

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Modest Mao posted:

Are we going sub 20k tomorrow

inshallah

20,000 seemed to be what a reasonable "upper bound" on NUMBER should have been on a historical trend if it weren't stupidly inflated by obama et al; just somewhat inflated

going lower is even better

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
performing pagan rituals to help number go down

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002


:circlefap:

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

pathetic little tramp posted:

Honestly, probably tomorrow around 1ET is the time to buy because that's when the PPT is going to try to lift poo poo up so we don't go into the weekend with WORST LOSS SINCE 1929 END OF TIMES HAVE ARRIVED.

But short term pumps are definitely becoming less and less effective so maybe they won't even try.

didn't they just throw a truly absurd amount of cheap debt at the market and it barely blinked what the hell are they going to do except for individually stuffing the pockets of the hypervampires so they'll stop selling poo poo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
log scale u complete--

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

is number okay? :ohdear:

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Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
1.5 trillion on basically nothing is fine but NUMBER will NOT allow paid sick leave

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