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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

emfive posted:

is there a faux Phil Ochs song about The Chaining Of Corn Pop

I'm thinking more Jim Croce

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





https://twitter.com/nickwiger/status/1238200636639866880

^ based on his performance last evening trumo absolutely has corona-chan inside him

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Ohio is a fuckin’ mess

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Vim Fuego posted:

maybe you should give him your undivided attention instead of SIGNING UR POSTS!!!

lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/wienermobile/status/1238232995624030215?s=21

NNOOOOOOOOOOOO :negative:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

breaking quarantine is Praxis

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

gently caress

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
my caroni has a first name,
its C-O-V-I-D
my caroni has a second name its
N-I-N-T-E-E-N

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Libertea2012/status/1238250938147786754

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1238251185129377793
very cool biblical disasters going on

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

The guy that got jacked up stole and crashed a car and was arrested like 5 seconds after that slomo

back to normal temp-wise but still feel like poo poo

Cheezer fever

Get well asap, rocky! MAGA!!

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Mormonism is cancelled.

https://twitter.com/janariess/status/1238237095292014592?s=19

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

petit choux posted:

Your awful posts are helping me get through these trying times, dg

You're Welcome.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




https://twitter.com/JaredRizzi/status/1238251927256944641

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
cuck religion doesn't even trust white Jesus to protect them from corona-chan

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol money printer go brrrrrr

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

trurrb

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
the fact that the president let a hurricane kill half of puerto rico then covered it up and refused to provide aid because it would make him look bad maybe shouldve been taken as a warning lmao

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spoondick posted:

finding the binder full of pandemic response contingency plans crafted by 3 generations of america's most brilliant scientists and strategists and throwing the loving thing in the trash because it might look bad for your reelection if the public finds out people are getting sick

Jeez, wonder if this kind of "policy" is being applied to other things by this president of the united states.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

emfive posted:

is there a faux Phil Ochs song about The Chaining Of Corn Pop

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into cornpop

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/apdiplowriter/status/1238230432329670656?s=21

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Plinkey posted:

The guy that got jacked up stole and crashed a car and was arrested like 5 seconds after that slomo

back to normal temp-wise but still feel like poo poo

feel better, Plinkey

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

WASHINGTON — The Trump administration is moving ahead with its plan to enact strict work requirements on people who use food stamps despite the coronavirus pandemic — a move that could result in hundreds of thousands of people losing their eligibility for the program.

People could soon be forced to work public-facing jobs when they should stay home or else risk losing access to the assistance they get to buy food.

The Department of Agriculture confirmed this week it is sticking to its timeline to tighten work requirements starting April 1. People without a disability or children must work 20 hours per week to qualify for SNAP, the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program formerly known as food stamps.

The White House projects 700,000 people would lose SNAP eligibility. Brookings Institution fellow Lauren Bauer filed access to information requests for figures from all 50 states and projected the number of people losing assistance would be much higher, at 1.3 million to 1.5 million.

But those projections all came out before the novel coronavirus swept across the United States, causing a wave of self-quarantines and threatening economic downturn.

“That number is going to be much, much higher,” she said. “It’s going to cause harm both to the people who are eligible for SNAP, but it’s also going to cause harm for the economy.”

burn it all down

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

petit choux posted:

1) Can't wipe your rear end with bullets, regardless of caliber

watch and learn buddy

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



petit choux posted:

1) Can't wipe your rear end with bullets, regardless of caliber

i literally use two 7.62x51 nato rounds held like chopsticks to pull the turds out

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

watch and learn buddy

Are you streaming?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

C-Euro posted:

Did you manage to evacuate Disney before they shut the gates?
Or did that not happen yet for Disney World

I’m still in Disney world atm lmao

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





if you got time to stream to you got time to steam

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Bidets Cause Chronovirus

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'm worried about Pence too

He's sounding a little horse

poor horse

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

euphronius posted:

I’m still in Disney world atm lmao

short lines are worth a weak as flu sickness. I got pink eye the last time I was there anyway. Thanks kid for sneezing into my eye.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DryGoods posted:

Bidets Cause Chronovirus

Good thing this country will vote trump instead of joe bidet

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

ChristsDickWorship posted:

wuhan, it was a boomer remover
we'd give em a test
but then they might not invest
in the debt propped up fake economy
coughs in the air in the land of hypocrisy

appreciating this here post

ohio deserves nothing less

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ShelleyOFox45/status/1238236588724944898

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

short lines are worth a weak as flu sickness. I got pink eye the last time I was there anyway. Thanks kid for sneezing into my eye.

it was completely packed today lmao

when i was walking to my room 30 mins ago a high school baseball team arrived for spring training

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

petit choux posted:

Are you streaming?

no i already streamed. then i pooped and now i'm wiping with a bullet

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
if i were you, i'd start buddying up with the Disney cast members. because when this thing blows up you want to be on the side who have access to the Disney armory and not in the throngs being herded into the Tomorrowland meat camp

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

no i already streamed. then i pooped and now i'm wiping with a bullet

drat you're badass

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