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Play posted:these people have got to be part of the strangest trend associated with this whole thing. this fixation on toilet paper is simply bizarre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xzc-IATwsE They're just heeding good post-apocalypse advice McSpanky fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Mar 13, 2020 |
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Lodin posted:Had to buy toilet paper yesterday but they were all out. They still had plenty of napkins tho so I just picked up three packages of those. Order some dude wipes off amazon your butthole will thank you and also your rear end eating boyfriend
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Mar 13, 2020 01:08
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what are dude wipes?
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Hell yeah
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so regular wipes with "dude" written on them, or am I missing something crucial?
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Mar 13, 2020 01:13
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Rinkles posted:so regular wipes with "dude" written on them, or am I missing something crucial? They've had the gay extracted from them.
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Rinkles posted:so regular wipes with "dude" written on them, or am I missing something crucial? Bruh.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:14
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My wedding is in three weeks and guests are already dropping out because of flight cancellations. Sucks but we wanted to keep our wedding small so hey a lower headcount is better and cheaper for us. Since our wedding is relatively small (~100 people) our venue told us it will be very unlikely they'll cancel. gently caress I just want to get this over with and I'm hoping in the next few weeks, while it will get worse, it won't be an extreme situation that we'll have to cancel everything.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:14
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On the way to Moscow. All the flight attendants and security staff are swearing under thier breath in Spanish and Russian about how much they hate all travelers and want us all to die since we probably already infected them. I imagine this is common anywhere you travel these days and agree with the poster earlier in the thread that said that the airline workers may likely strike before all flights are canceled for unsafe work conditions. I'll check back once I'm infecting people in the Big Apple.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:15
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At this rate, my quarantine is going to turn from keeping my community safe from me to keeping me safe from the community.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:16
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If you own a house and have to worry about your sewer line, I highly recommend you not use napkins or paper towels. Just buy one of those attachable bidets for $50 on Amazon and use that if it comes to it.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:16
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pool up some water in a baking tray and give yourself a man douche
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Mar 13, 2020 01:17
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:The blow job factory will never shutter its doors I have some terrible news.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:17
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it's not the coronavirus that will destroy america but the wave of poop diseases that will proliferate this summer as everyone's sewers are destroyed by all the napkins and paper towels
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Mar 13, 2020 01:18
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Just put your poo poo crusted wadded up paper Towels in a trash can next to your toilet like they do in Mexico
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Mar 13, 2020 01:19
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bring back the outhouse imo. if you clog one of those you deserve a medal
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Mar 13, 2020 01:20
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GOD DAMMIT
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poverty goat posted:it's not the coronavirus that will destroy america but the wave of poop diseases that will proliferate this summer as everyone's sewers are destroyed by all the napkins and paper towels Seriously, people are going to be flushing junk mail and washcloths with the way this is going.
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If we get anything out of this at least we'll get a cool new handshake. https://i.imgur.com/aG8UzYl.mp4
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James Woods posted:On the way to Moscow. All the flight attendants and security staff are swearing under thier breath in Spanish and Russian about how much they hate all travelers and want us all to die since we probably already infected them. I imagine this is common anywhere you travel these days and agree with the poster earlier in the thread that said that the airline workers may likely strike before all flights are canceled for unsafe work conditions. I'll check back once I'm infecting people in the Big Apple. The normally surly AA flight crews have been surprisingly happy. I don’t know if it’s because they’re just glad to be working as I’ve heard many have been furloughed (is that the right word), or if they’ve got brain worms.
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so are old dried out disinfectant wipes still good if you get em wet again? i'm roni raiding and the pickins are slim. got all the good cold meds, got a mostly full bottle of bleach, got a 24 roll tp pack with only a couple missing, got some construction masks, about 3 months worth of food and 1 month worth of weed. also will a gas mask work instead? i got one of those
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Niwrad posted:If you own a house and have to worry about your sewer line, I highly recommend you not use napkins or paper towels. Just buy one of those attachable bidets for $50 on Amazon and use that if it comes to it. Datapoint: replacing a root damaged pipe in my front yard cost $3800. Some shithead previous owner straight up broke off the cleanout and put a brick over it, then buried it. Anyway, this was almost 10 years ago, it would probably be $6000 now. This was an easy job too- no concrete, soft soil for easy digging. Be kind to your pipes, or else. As long as I'm cluttering up this thread: I took my wife to Kaiser in SJ yesterday and today for a strep swab, followed by prescription. There doesn't appear to be any hubbub here yet.
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Play posted:"Or at the very least not particularly harmful." Read the post you quoted before trying to land some dumbass burn ya doofus. It's very unlikely to hurt them, which is the first thing you'd be concerned about when it comes to misinformation like that. Hell it may even help, in the sense that drinking water helps you stay healthy. it's me, the doofus, for thinking that telling people they are safe if they do things when they're not actually safe, is bad i guarantee there will be morons wandering around in crowds with a water bottle thinking they're fine because of this dumb poo poo
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Mar 13, 2020 01:29
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Katamari Democracy posted:We had that financial talk about that at work and right now it's weird for all of us. We work under an umbrella company doing things I don't think I can talk about but basically the bottom line is work as much as you can and if you are affected by the virus then get tested and "We all will cross that bridge when we get there". you work for Umbrella Corporation? gently caress this is the guy that let out the Roni, get him!
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Mar 13, 2020 01:30
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Rinkles posted:so regular wipes with "dude" written on them, or am I missing something crucial? They cost more. Can you really put a price on your masculinity? PUSSY
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Mar 13, 2020 01:36
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All the people stocking up at liquor stores guaranteed got the virus now lmao. Bottles and shelves that never get cleaned. Dumbasses.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:37
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my amazon next day delivery is going to be a day late!!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:If we get anything out of this at least we'll get a cool new handshake.
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So what is the most valuable snack item in the quarantine era?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So what is the most valuable snack item in the quarantine era? Turd giblets
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Turd giblets Haven't heard of this one. How are they packaged? I'm guessing freeze dried?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Haven't heard of this one. How are they packaged? I'm guessing freeze dried? Kept moist at ALL times
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Cheezits
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PUPE wipes
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bird with big dick posted:Cheezits What's it
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:PUPE
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Tom Hanks is the second coming.
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I just got baked outside my hotel, then I'm taking a shower n taking the wrapped cup out of its wrapper, pour some beer into it, get drunk and watch Contagion for the first time
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I made the mistake of going to Target an hour ago Toilet paper was sold out, and half the shopping carts in the check out aisles had paper towels People are wiping their asses with paper towels What the gently caress is wrong with Americans EDIT: Yesterday I ate at Popeye's and there were no napkins out, I had to request them. I suspect now that people were stealing napkins from Popeyes to wipe their lovely butts. We deserve this pandemic.
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