[canada] I don't need to take lessons on marginalized people. I'm ITALIAN!

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priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

probably, you want a rich biodiversity so they can duke it out and wear each other down

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:29

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

of course then you're only going to be infected by the fittest virus/organism and that doesn't seem like a good time either

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:34

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Another Bill posted:

Conspiracies are fun and all but I'm not sure how closing schools helps the Ontario govt teacher problems

2 weeks where no one can hold a labour disruption over his head. I wonder if they'll lock them out during march break

These guys didn't come up with this but everyone sees an opportunity to use this to their own twisted advantage

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:34

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I�m tin hat-in again guys.

ford has problem with teachers. COVID-19 comes along and he shuts down schools

Alberta is Alberta. bans public gatherings just before their insane budget gets even more insane and now you won�t be able to legally protest it.

COVID-19 is such a useful tool to lovely governments

this is literally what the manitoba pcs are doing right now. pallister is trying to push the budget and 20 other bills through because he cant goto the first ministers meeting about coronavirus without all this legislation thats completely unrelated passing first

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:36

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

infernal machines posted:

of course then you're only going to be infected by the fittest virus/organism and that doesn't seem like a good time either

Yeah, we should be making these things as useless as possible. Lick every hand rail And door knob you come across

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:37

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

You see! A different response to the same relatively non lethal disease tailored to what each bastard leader needs at this moment

I'm packing my bugout bag as we speak

# ? Mar 12, 2020 23:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powershift posted:

Yeah, we should be making these things as useless as possible. Lick every hand rail And door knob you come across

way ahead of you pal. my body is the thunderdome, my immune system forged in fire

# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:00

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

CommonShore posted:

Doesn't chemically sterilizing all surfaces over and over actually make it easier for new poo poo to colonize it and spread

I mean, thats what we have a Horny Layer for.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:08

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

infernal machines posted:

of course then you're only going to be infected by the fittest virus/organism and that doesn't seem like a good time either

don�t want no pussy socialist virus colonizing my lungs :clint:

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:01

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Good news. If you inject smallpox it kills corona virus

Then you just need to inhale tuberculosis to kill the smallpox

Then a gastro flu for the tuberc.

Then you swallow a fly

I don't know why

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:06

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Good news. If you inject smallpox it kills corona virus

Then you just need to inhale tuberculosis to kill the smallpox

Then a gastro flu for the tuberc.

Then you swallow a fly

I don't know why

3 stooges syndrome

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:11

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

I just think we need to stop wishing for the government to fix this issue

Does our Prime Minister look like a genie to you?!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:13

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Good news. If you inject smallpox it kills corona virus

Then you just need to inhale tuberculosis to kill the smallpox

Then a gastro flu for the tuberc.

Then you swallow a fly

I don't know why

*gets to last step*

where the gently caress am I going to get a fly, theres still snow on the ground

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:13

upgunned shitpost: Jan 21, 2015

um... the corpses will have flies in ready supply

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:14

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

I guess you'll die...

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:14

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Good news. If you inject smallpox it kills corona virus

Then you just need to inhale tuberculosis to kill the smallpox

Then a gastro flu for the tuberc.

Then you swallow a fly

I don't know why

This gets awkward once you send the cat in and downright gruesome once it�s time for the gorilla

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:18

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I just think we need to stop wishing for the government to fix this issue

Does our Prime Minister look like a genie to you?!

2 for 2 on lols today HIGH FIVE

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:20

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

I never thought I'd be glad to live in an unpopulated wasteland but New Brunswick is feelin pretty good rn

of course now that we have a "presumptive" positive case in the province, everybody has absolutely poo poo themselves including my employer who is going to send home like 75% of the workforce for the next month or two

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:22

ARACHTION: Mar 10, 2012

BC imposing 2 week isolation if you return form any international travel.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:31

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

ARACHTION posted:

BC imposing 2 week isolation if you return form any international travel.

Man these customs lineups are getting a little ridiculous

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:34

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

ARACHTION posted:

BC imposing 2 week isolation if you return form any international travel.

Should be about as effective as Trump's european travel ban and closing the barn door after horse is out

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:37

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

*peels out of costco with a pickup bed full of toilet paper and doritos*

FINALLY ITS MY TRUCKS TIME TO SHINE

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:46

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

https://twitter.com/MariekeWalsh/status/1238280727633985536

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:01

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Bilirubin posted:

https://twitter.com/MariekeWalsh/status/1238280727633985536

we finally found a culture justin wont appropriate: the results of his wife's coronavirus test kit

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

anime was right posted:

we finally found a culture justin wont appropriate: the results of his wife's coronavirus test kit

oof!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:27

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

anime was right posted:

we finally found a culture justin wont appropriate: the results of his wife's coronavirus test kit

feel bad for laughing at this lol.

Seems like people in Quebec are still cluesless. I've just seen shops lately get full but I supplied a week ago and there was nobody there.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:28

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I just think we need to stop wishing for the government to fix this issue

Does our Prime Minister look like a genie to you?!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:30

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

bring on pm nazi sympathizer

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Colonel Cancer posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:32

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Someone tell me if I should delete this, I�m not sure how classified this is, but the Navy has floated the fleet.

That is to say, they have put the ships to sea to seal them off from COVID.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:47

Risky Bisquick: Jan 18, 2008; PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.; Buglord

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Good news. If you inject smallpox it kills corona virus

Then you just need to inhale tuberculosis to kill the smallpox

Then a gastro flu for the tuberc.

Then you swallow a fly

I don't know why

Lit

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:48

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

ARACHTION posted:

BC imposing 2 week isolation if you return form any international travel.

source? my search results are poo poo for some reason

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:54

James Baud: May 24, 2015; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-recommends-against-all-non-essential-travel-outside-canada-as-7-new-cases-of-covid-19-confirmed-1.5495811 posted:

[Provincial Health Officer] Henry said the advice against international travel extends to the U.S., and that anyone who chooses to leave the country should stay home from work or school for 14 days. That includes people who are currently in the U.S. and will be returning in the days ahead.

"That means no milk runs to Bellingham [in Washington state]," Health Minister Adrian Dix told a news conference.

He said the period of self-isolation is voluntary, though it will be required for all government employees.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:58

upgunned shitpost: Jan 21, 2015

Frosted Flake posted:

Someone tell me if I should delete this, I�m not sure how classified this is, but the Navy has floated the fleet.

That is to say, they have put the ships to sea to seal them off from COVID.

cspam doesn't do opsec

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:03

Virtual Russian: Sep 15, 2008

What do they call shack hack in the navy? God, I imagine a ship is the only place a virus spreads faster than in a barracks.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:06

Entorwellian: Jun 30, 2006; ~~Northern Flicker~~
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.

Frosted Flake posted:

Someone tell me if I should delete this, I�m not sure how classified this is, but the Navy has floated the fleet.

That is to say, they have put the ships to sea to seal them off from COVID.

More plague ships!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:22

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Floating the fleet sounds like a euphemism for taking a big dump

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:39

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

priznat posted:

Just got an email from Cineplex saying they are enhancing their cleaning protocols in all theatres. So, actually cleaning then?

I dunno maybe a sticky film of pop and butter runoff was all that was keeping the virus at bay?!??

I fully expect them to shut down within 48 hours the way things are going.

I wondered if they'd lower the Scene points price to see a movie for a brief second but who am I kidding they'd rather shut down.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:45

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Sophie, no!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:50

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upgunned shitpost: Jan 21, 2015

priznat posted:

Floating the fleet sounds like a euphemism for taking a big dump

well, a few of them are probably gonna sink.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:27

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