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Are people really expecting that stores will close and their taps will stop working and the power grid will shut down?
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Ultimate Mango posted:Are people really expecting that stores will close and their taps will stop working and the power grid will shut down? At this point I mean why not We've already got this far let's just fuckin roll the dice and see what it's like. Trump? Pandemic? What does human meat taste like? We will see!
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Mar 13, 2020 03:54
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/12/there-are-reasons-be-optimistic-regarding-coronavirus/?arc404=true Some reasons for guarded optimism regarding the Coronavirus in the US. With major caveats, obviously.
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Ultimate Mango posted:Are people really expecting that stores will close and their taps will stop working and the power grid will shut down? Italy ordered all stores except grocery stores and pharmacies be closed But water and power aren't really gonna be an issue, this thing is bad but its not that bad
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Mar 13, 2020 03:55
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The Glumslinger posted:Italy ordered all stores except grocery stores and pharmacies be closed what about internet 
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Xanderkish posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/12/there-are-reasons-be-optimistic-regarding-coronavirus/?arc404=true I thought they weren't going to paywall this poo poo anymore.
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Xanderkish posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/12/there-are-reasons-be-optimistic-regarding-coronavirus/?arc404=true That gave me just about zero sense of optimism. "we have wide grocery store isles and air conditioning" yay
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Mar 13, 2020 03:58
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How many toilet papers do you have Trick question. Not enough.
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Mar 13, 2020 04:06
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sweet thursday posted:How many toilet papers do you have You fool, I am rolls of toilet paper festooned into the shape of a man inscribed with the word Emet
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Mar 13, 2020 04:09
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Rutibex posted:what about internet Expecting cable bandwidth to go to poo poo when everyone starts working from home (already starring to happen).
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Mar 13, 2020 04:13
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Catalina posted:I’ve got bad news for you when you need to go on a toilet paper run. I’m mad at myself for not investing a bunch of money in toilet paper and hand soap companies before all this poo poo blew up. And face mask companies.
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Mar 13, 2020 04:23
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Atricks posted:Expecting cable bandwidth to go to poo poo when everyone starts working from home (already starring to happen). Yeah and I'm sure everyone will be "working"
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Mar 13, 2020 04:24
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Old Boot posted:No. Nah, some in fact do if they are the right type (n95 certified). Think fine wood dust, not the ones just for paint fumes.
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Mar 13, 2020 04:25
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Atricks posted:Expecting cable bandwidth to go to poo poo when everyone starts working from home (already starring to happen). maybe this will finally be the wakeup call we need to get fiber to the house
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Mar 13, 2020 04:25
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Rutibex posted:maybe this will finally be the wakeup call we need to get fiber to the house If you don't have fiber perhaps that's why you go through so much toilet paper.
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Mar 13, 2020 04:27
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Rutibex posted:you work for Umbrella Corporation? gently caress this is the guy that let out the Roni, get him! Oh god not that kind of umbrella. Only time we deal with china is when we receive packages and oh god --
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Mar 13, 2020 04:30
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Houston schools just got closed for one or two weeks. At least one of those can overlap with spring break.
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I’m still waiting for boomer boss to tell us to start working from home but he apparently craves the sweet release of the grave.
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MrMidnight posted:Yeah and I'm sure everyone will be "working" I’m working this big bird dick
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Mar 13, 2020 04:33
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So if coronavirus is just the cold that means I can put bath salts on my beans, correct? Salt is salt!
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The tp thing really makes me wonder how much I use. I usually get one of those big 24 packs from BJs, and just replace it when I get low. I have no idea how long that is. I have 8 rolls here by myself, and I often poop in work. But what if work closes? Dear lord, I’m going to have to jungle book it.
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drunkill posted:Australia has pulled the trigger after the F1 was canceled this morning. Footy season started last night dude. Sold out crowd at Parramatta stadium.
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sweet thursday posted:How many toilet papers do you have WRONG  (They panic-ordered online when the virus was just starting and ordered 2,300 rolls by mistake) I. M. Gei posted:I tried to buy a respirator mask for a home improvement project I’m working on, but apparently every single hardware store is out of them. Just completely out. Of every kind of respirator. Ah gently caress me not this again. Here in Australia we had people hoarding respiratory masks during the recent bushfires when the cities were being blanketed with smoke for weeks, all the chemists/drugstores and hardware stores were sold out for weeks.
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Rutibex posted:Justinian Trudeau Magnificent
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https://twitter.com/NancyLStone/status/1238282634041733122 The feds aren't even trying.
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Mar 13, 2020 05:05
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If someone survives and posts here months from now, please say Necro post
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Fargin Icehole posted:If someone survives and posts here months from now, please say Necro post
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Hazo posted:True dark times loom when Disney WORLD shuts down because that’s basically the entire economy of Orlando.
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Mar 13, 2020 05:21
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it's refreshing to see someone handling this so well. good job
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Mar 13, 2020 05:22
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:All the people coming into the liquor store hands raw from washing compulsively all lining up to purchase a substance that trashes your immune system. You can suck a gently caress. I'm getting smashed if I'm staying home. My kid is out school, and.my household is some.strange, apparently still very weird dual income household(thanks, student loans), so we are probably gonna be tag teaming work, hoping neither of us get fired. I'm an auto technician though so I fully expect all our customers to stop coming in, and thus I get sent home. Just upgraded my hard drive and got a sweet new monitor so gently caress it
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Cyberpunk 2077 is delayed. Ironic. We thought we would make it to 2077.
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Rutibex posted:what about internet Telecommunications are going to keep the economy running loving everyone is going to WFH that can. I work for a telecom. WFH is "encouraged but up to supervisors" right now. I suspect that once logistics are worked out it will become mandatory. People who need to go out for installs, line repairs, etc. are going to basically get gloves/mask/sanitizer and probably guidelines to minimize contact with customers.
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We are now living in Post-PostMalone
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Not sure why everyone is freaking out about toilet paper. Just use a damp cloth and toss it in the wash. Chlll
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interwhat posted:You can suck a gently caress. I'm getting smashed if I'm staying home. My kid is out school, and.my household is some.strange, apparently still very weird dual income household(thanks, student loans), so we are probably gonna be tag teaming work, hoping neither of us get fired. I'm an auto technician though so I fully expect all our customers to stop coming in, and thus I get sent home. I can't and I won't you bitch!!!
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Fargin Icehole posted:If someone survives and posts here months from now, please say Necro post Greetings from the
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Your immune system being strengthened by sobriety ain't gonna stop the Roni my friend, it is an alien virus created by a pangolin who hosed a bat, and no human body can cope with it.
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smoobles posted:Your immune system being strengthened by sobriety ain't gonna stop the Roni my friend, it is an alien virus created by a pangolin who hosed a bat, and no human body can cope with it. You're a complete moron, I already told you the virus was forcibly administrated to a Chinese man in the woods by a pangolin wielding a pistol.
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