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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Old Boot posted:

Nah, we'll be feeling the ripple effects of this for a few years at least.

Trump admin did an extremely good job of dismantling what would have already been a tepid response to this kind of outbreak, sight unseen.

This ties back to what I was saying before re:

a) Humans are poo poo at long-term risk assessment and disaster preparedness suffers because of it.

b) Rich Old Fucks in Congress and the White House think they're invincible because most of their problems have been solved by throwing money at it. This is not one of those instances, they are just as at risk as the rest of us, vent or no vent. I will be flat-out shocked if all of them get out unscathed.

c) Owing to a + b, Rich Old Fucks are worthless in a crisis.

TBH, if I believed in God, I would honestly start thinking that this was their way of saying 'yeah, I gave non-intervention a shot, but it's time to wipe the slate clean.' Because COVID-19 is honestly the pitch-perfect disaster to illuminate both the extreme fragility/inhumanity of our Rich Old Fucks gov't, and the extreme fragility/inhumanity of our FYGM labor laws.

I've been avoiding publicly having this take because it's morbid but if anything would make me believe in a wrathful God it's a virus that cleans the floor with the type of people who hold Trump up to be the literal second coming.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

If covid-19 puts Bernie in the white house I'll join a seminary

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

sharknado slashfic posted:

I've been avoiding publicly having this take because it's morbid but if anything would make me believe in a wrathful God it's a virus that cleans the floor with the type of people who hold Trump up to be the literal second coming.

My grandfather is 99 and lives in a nursing home and my mother is 70 with severe Asthma and has had 2 heart attacks in the last 5 years. This is virus scares the poo poo out of me.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Unconfirmed twitter so take with a spoonful of salt.

https://twitter.com/kurdistannews24/status/1238296710557753345

Modedit: Removed a photo of a corpse.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Mar 13, 2020

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Flikken posted:

My grandfather is 99 and lives in a nursing home and my mother is 70 with severe Asthma and has had 2 heart attacks in the last 5 years. This is virus scares the poo poo out of me.

Yeah, please don't misunderstand: my own parents are in their mid-70s. I've been checking in on them every other day, because I'm genuinely worried, too, and I realize it's a generally callous thing to say.

As was pointed out, it's morbid as hell, and not without its own sense of cruelty.

It's just been that kind of month.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
buckle up


edit: re: iran

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

A Bad Poster posted:

That's a good plan except for the tens of millions of people living from hand to mouth.

I'm sure every landlord will be willing to float three months of rent, right?

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm sure every landlord will be willing to float three months of rent, right?

Not every, but...

https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1237607332135047168

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Flikken posted:

My grandfather is 99 and lives in a nursing home and my mother is 70 with severe Asthma and has had 2 heart attacks in the last 5 years. This is virus scares the poo poo out of me.

This will probably get buried by the airstrike news, but I'm the only caregiver for my grandmother and if she gets it it -will- be from me. I understand where you're coming from.

My mother is a 4 time cancer survivor and her work has not yet gone wfh.

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Mar 13, 2020

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

Unconfirmed twitter so take with a spoonful of salt.

https://twitter.com/kurdistannews24/status/1238296710557753345

Modedit: Removed a photo of a corpse.

Smart move

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Mar 13, 2020

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1238110096334479364

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Casimir Radon posted:

My boss isn't a CHUD but thinks this is going to blow over in a few weeks. I don't think it will.

Nobody is going to get it until the boomers start clogging the hospitals and dropping like flies.


https://www.epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/covid-19-infografica_eng.pdf

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Earlier one of you said that Disney Land was closing (I think), and I thought to myself “it’ll be serious when Disney World itself closes”. Well...here we find ourselves.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/12/media/disney-world-close-coronavirus/index.html

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Imagine trying to get them acknowledge that they did a lot of damage by running around for weeks declaring that this was a hoax.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

davecrazy posted:

Nobody is going to get it until the boomers start clogging the hospitals and dropping like flies.


https://www.epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/covid-19-infografica_eng.pdf

Yeah - I don't think people grasp the CFR for older people. The problem is, this acts like the flu for younger people but it's like 1918 flu for older people.

Young people can give it to older people...

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Icon Of Sin posted:

Earlier one of you said that Disney Land was closing (I think), and I thought to myself “it’ll be serious when Disney World itself closes”. Well...here we find ourselves.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/12/media/disney-world-close-coronavirus/index.html

My wife and I had a trip planned for over a year to go to disneyworld with the kids March 21st. We both knew this would probably happen, but you know, we’re holding out for some like ideal sliver of hope that things would be alright and we would have a good time. We’ve been debating for days wether to just call it. At least they made the decision for us!

On another note entirely, can someone explain what’s happening with Iran/Iraq and the US? Since when are we bombing again?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Casimir Radon posted:

Imagine trying to get them acknowledge that they did a lot of damage by running around for weeks declaring that this was a hoax.

They'll say it is a hoax and also that they've been addressing it this entire time.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blind Rasputin posted:

My wife and I had a trip planned for over a year to go to disneyworld with the kids March 21st. We both knew this would probably happen, but you know, we’re holding out for some like ideal sliver of hope that things would be alright and we would have a good time. We’ve been debating for days wether to just call it. At least they made the decision for us!

On another note entirely, can someone explain what’s happening with Iran/Iraq and the US? Since when are we bombing again?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Blind Rasputin posted:

On another note entirely, can someone explain what’s happening with Iran/Iraq and the US? Since when are we bombing again?

Evergreen post

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

o7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47a7PKhpFJ0

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Blind Rasputin posted:

My wife and I had a trip planned for over a year to go to disneyworld with the kids March 21st. We both knew this would probably happen, but you know, we’re holding out for some like ideal sliver of hope that things would be alright and we would have a good time. We’ve been debating for days wether to just call it. At least they made the decision for us!

On another note entirely, can someone explain what’s happening with Iran/Iraq and the US? Since when are we bombing again?

Iran-backed Iraqi militias have been attacking Iraqi government and US soldiers for ages. Striking back is not some “wag the dog” thing as this thing has already been tit-for-tat for months/years.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Echoing upthread but man there's gonna be so much guilt when people realize it's entirely possible they introduced meema to the virus

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Milo and POTUS posted:

Echoing upthread but man there's gonna be so much guilt when people realize it's entirely possible they introduced meema to the virus
Oh I doubt it. People are loving stupid and will dodge blame or rationalize it or say some stupid poo poo about God's plan.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I meant normal people.

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



This guy called it years ago. Wonder how he's feeling right about now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vukHzn2juxw

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Milo and POTUS posted:

Echoing upthread but man there's gonna be so much guilt when people realize it's entirely possible they introduced meema to the virus

That's something I've been thinking about a lot the past week. My grandparents are pretty healthy, all told, but they're also in their 80s and live on the east coast. I'd like to go and see them before I head out west just in case something does happen, but... even though I'm 90% sure I've managed to dodge it so far, I absolutely don't want to risk being the one to walk in and accidentally give it to them.

This poo poo fuckin' sucks and I hope everyone and their families make it out alright. And gently caress this worthless godforsaken administration for letting it get this bad because that selfish, stupid, shortsighted motherfucker thought doing anything to contain it would hurt his reelection chances.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's not entirely his fault. The RWM has been calling it a hoax. How was he supposed to know

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Acebuckeye13 posted:

This poo poo fuckin' sucks and I hope everyone and their families make it out alright. And gently caress this worthless godforsaken administration for letting it get this bad because that selfish, stupid, shortsighted motherfucker thought doing anything to contain it would hurt his reelection chances.

It's incredibly appropriate that by quasi-deliberately not doing tests and/or not paying attention to the problem so it wouldn't hurt his reelection chances with bad numbers, he caused the economy to tank and severely spiked his reelection chances.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/LilithLovett/status/1237887672183427075?s=09

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Both of my parents are in their 70's; my mom has had multiple heart attacks including multiple bypass surgeries and is currently on her 2nd or 3rd biventricular-ICD device. My dad just completed chemo December for lung cancer, and is dealing with a blood clot, and is still getting over pneumonia.

Needless to say I'm not in a good place right now.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
My mom is in Florida for vacation right now and already has a weak immune system because of multiple health problems and she and her boyfriend don't see the big deal yet. I'm trying to get them home to canada this week but I'm guessing her boyfriend is being all "it's just another flu, no reason to waste money" type of thing

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
In a time when drat near all sports are being cancelled, it's kind of nice to have something to root for.

https://twitter.com/DevlinBarrett/status/1238413588680884224?s=19

Hot Karl Marx posted:

My mom is in Florida for vacation right now and already has a weak immune system because of multiple health problems and she and her boyfriend don't see the big deal yet. I'm trying to get them home to canada this week but I'm guessing her boyfriend is being all "it's just another flu, no reason to waste money" type of thing

Maybe try hitting them with the "do you really think all of these companies WANT to lose money by cancelling these events?" Or maybe play a guilt card and get her to at least increase her handwashing.

Any other suggestions from the folks here if she doesn't listen?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I’ve got a trip to Utah in a week. Debating on cancelling. Any of you shifted travel plans?

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Some good news

https://twitter.com/SV_DSA/status/1238330991590035456?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
This is all Obama's fault naturally

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes that show you my proposed CDC budget cuts and me firing the pandemic response personnel years ago?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



I hope he and his wifedaughter are infected

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bird food bathtub posted:

Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes that show you my proposed CDC budget cuts and me firing the pandemic response personnel years ago?

YOU YOU YOU

IF MY EYES OFFEND YOU I SHALL REPENT
*rips eyes out with dirty fork*
WHERE WE ARE GOING WE WONT NEED EYES

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

TCD posted:

Yeah - I don't think people grasp the CFR for older people. The problem is, this acts like the flu for younger people but it's like 1918 flu for older people.

Young people can give it to older people...

It doesn’t act like the flu for younger people. It acts like a cold with a little more lung fluid than sinus drainage.

The three people I know with mild cases have slight sniffles and cough. We had the flu a few months ago. It was worse although seemed to be over quicker.

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Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Seema Verma on CNN right now and it's 100% bullshit and spin, they're still lying to downplay this.

We're hosed.

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