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smoobles posted:Your immune system being strengthened by sobriety ain't gonna stop the Roni my friend, it is an alien virus created by a pangolin who hosed a bat, and no human body can cope with it. You think I'ma give a gently caress sporting a mad buzz? Nahhh dog
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interwhat posted:You think I'ma give a gently caress sporting a mad buzz? Nahhh dog I've told you multiple times to go screw yourself my man!!!
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Xanderkish posted:Unsure if our economy is more or less resilient to pandemic outbreaks than, say, around the time of the Spanish flu. Well right after the Spanish Flu it was the Roaring Twenties, so it's not like the pandemic of 100 years ago really hurt their economy all that much. The secret fact about economics is that killing people isn't all that bad for it. This explains the Republican party.
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Someone shut off the lights and play xylophone on Lowtaxs spine before they die
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Play posted:I think you're exaggerating quite a bit. The overall point is that the virus is felt acutely in the lungs and breathing patterns. The 10 seconds delineation is bullshit but noticing a decrease in your ability to breathe and hold in air is a decent indicator. That particular exercise is recommended for people who think they may have it but don't have other very noticeable symptoms. It's more likely to convince someone to get medical attention than convince them NOT to. There are cases who have tested positive that didn't experience any respiratory issues, just life-threatening fever and "I want to die" level chills and aches for a few days. So "check your lung capacity" is an unreliable test, at best, and will encourage people to not quarantine themselves for the recommended 2 weeks when they otherwise should, thereby causing harm
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After you’re all dead I’ll rescue the something awful server from Richards basement and molest his corpse while I’m there.
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Australian PM just announced mass gatherings over 500 people will be "advised against". But only from Monday. This is of course entirely unrelated to a) the 10,000 person Hillsong conference happening over the weekend, and b) his footy team's game tomorrow. Christ.
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There should be a way just to intentionally expose oneself to the virus at this point. Like, let me pick a 2-3 week period to not work and be sick on my own terms instead of letting it be random.
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https://twitter.com/manyapan/status/1222117394212106240
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so is there anything wrong with using denatured alcohol (like camp stove fuel) as a disinfectant? it's the same stuff, right?
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Val should do a Corona sale to keep us all inside on new games.
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2019 = OK boomer 2020 = KO boomer
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Well at least Trump is bombing the middle east. That feels like home
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Is eating out at restaurants risky? Am I putting my trust in a dumb rear end in a top hat who doesn't wash his hands if I eat at my local Steak N Shake during the pandemic?
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Also I traveled to Boston the weekend before last and my throat is mildly scratchy. I probably am one of the people who has it but only gets mild symptoms. I'm the problem.
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Is there an ur-symptom for this virus? Everything I read keeps saying "may", but I'd think almost everyone develops a fever. Can you drown in your own lungs at 98.6?
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smoobles posted:Is eating out at restaurants risky? Am I putting my trust in a dumb rear end in a top hat who doesn't wash his hands if I eat at my local Steak N Shake during the pandemic? Probably yes.
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smoobles posted:Is eating out at restaurants risky? Am I putting my trust in a dumb rear end in a top hat who doesn't wash his hands if I eat at my local Steak N Shake during the pandemic? I'm 20 miles from the Hot Zone in WA and went to a place for lunch early in the week. I had someone coughing on the back of my head my entire meal. If you insist on eating out get it to-go.
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zer0spunk posted:i'm calling it right now, covid19 is going to be this years hottest halloween costume i wonder when coronachan costumes will show up on aliexpress
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I've told you multiple times to go screw yourself my man!!! oh poo poo lil swamp booger babe is getting FEISTY me rikey 
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Rutibex posted:Justinian Trudeau 
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Province of Quebec has joined the "ban all public gatherings" crowd banning any gathering beyond 250 people. Theatres, festivals, libraries, Place des Arts, arenas, pools, conventions etc. are canceled. If you know anything about Quebec you know we love our festivals. Literally if you can think of something we got a festival for it. Well it's canceled. Even the festival festival is canceled!   e: Husband of a friend is a radiologist and was sharing how someone had to get an X-ray a few days ago, some aspects suggested a risk of covid19 (turned out negative) but just the possibility put the entire floor of the hospital on full lockdown with hazmat suits running the whole X-ray operation. News report on local news about people in clinics lying and trying to hide recent travels to high risk areas, those patients getting put in forced isolation until tests were done and conclusive. My wife going to the local grocery store and finding the entire TP aisle empty bringing the whole point home quite quickly.... I'm just glad the country's prime minister's wife got the disease so it might be taken that much more seriously, as if that's gonna change anything... at least we're not under Trump. Then again, odds are Trudeau just might apologize to the virus profusely. 
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what are the odds that we lose the internet? will social media like reddit, facebook, instagram etc ever shut off?
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Truck Stop Stall posted:what are the odds that we lose the internet? will social media like reddit, facebook, instagram etc ever shut off? Low, I'd think. This is pretty much the internet's time to shine.
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Jumpsuit posted:Australian PM just announced mass gatherings over 500 people will be "advised against". But only from Monday. The Hillsong conference is actually in July, probably right at the peak. The footy game tomorrow is entirely his reasoning though.
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Old Boot posted:Low, I'd think. This is pretty much the internet's time to shine. you'd think (and hope). but netflix just shut one of its offices. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2020-03-12/netflix-closes-la-building-due-to-coronavirus-exposure
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Truck Stop Stall posted:you'd think (and hope). but netflix just shut one of its offices. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2020-03-12/netflix-closes-la-building-due-to-coronavirus-exposure Now we can neither netflix nor chill
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:2019 = OK boomer OK plumer
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FlamingLiberal posted:https://twitter.com/NancyLStone/status/1238282634041733122 Same thing happened when I flew into Seattle from Tokyo. And in Calgary all I saw was one sign on a post in the middle of a hallway part way from the gate to customs. None of this questioning and temperature taking so many other airports have allegedly been doing. Alberta has also banned gatherings of more than 250. My workplace has done a hiring freeze, which is kind of a big deal because this is the time of year we hire the most people to deal with summer busy season, and if things keep getting worse I imagine they'll shut down for a while because it's a tourist destination and lots of elderly people bring their grandkids to visit.
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Jumpsuit posted:Australian PM just announced mass gatherings over 500 people will be "advised against". But only from Monday. Note also that he asked for non-essential gatherings of over 500 people to be suspended, whatever the gently caress "essential" means in this context. He's also advised that churches with large congregations will probably need to add extra services to keep numbers under 500 because this government just can't stop going "Well technically we didn't break the rule so what we did was perfectly fine" with people's lives
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sweet thursday posted:Now we can neither netflix nor chill My justification for still buying Blu-rays and having DVDs of old series I love! It finally paid off.
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I've seen a lot of people buying unusually large amounts of paper towels and napkins, and I'm really hoping it doesn't gently caress up our sewer system.
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Next 1-3 weeks gonna be wiiiiiildI would blow Dane Cook posted:2019 = OK boomer Nice
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Lacrosse posted:I'm 20 miles from the Hot Zone in WA and went to a place for lunch early in the week. I had someone coughing on the back of my head my entire meal. If you insist on eating out get it to-go. Shoulda tipped
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I’m just watching jim on repeat until the starving mobs descend, the virus takes me, or I deplete my stocks of cheesey broccoli rice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA
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amusinginquiry posted:I’m just watching jim on repeat until the starving mobs descend, the virus takes me, or I deplete my stocks of cheesey broccoli rice What the hell am I watching? Did this come to us from space?
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amusinginquiry posted:I’m just watching jim on repeat until the starving mobs descend, the virus takes me, or I deplete my stocks of cheesey broccoli rice vic berger is a treasure. also: gah, just watching two old men shake hands in the beginning
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Captain Theron posted:The Hillsong conference is actually in July, probably right at the peak. The footy game tomorrow is entirely his reasoning though. https://hillsong.brushfire.com/colour-conference-2020/452342 CONFERENCE 2: 12th -14th March 2020 - AT CAPACITY at the Hillsong Convention Centre, Norwest
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QuarkJets posted:Person on MSNBC being video interviewed right now apparently went through the whole process in 2 weeks. Did not experience any respiratory symptoms, just a huge fever, chills, aches, almost went to the ER. Tested positive for covid-19 in a Seattle research study that was nominally looking for influenza cases. She and all of her friends caught the illness at a house party. She happened to be tested in that research study but others who went to a doctor were not given a test because they weren't coughing Oh my god... I might have had corona in Manila last month and spread it the hotel, the mall, the airport, and back to the US.
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