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thinkin 'bout buying that dip
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number being dumb as gently caress overnight but it's funny as poo poo to watch the invisible hand wank itself off toward idk 22k maybe
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Mar 13, 2020 09:14
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https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1237893888439750663?s=21
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Mar 13, 2020 09:20
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It's gonna go up because everyone thinks they oversold then the overnight Corona figures will come out and it'll slide again
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Mar 13, 2020 09:24
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The Italian market had no business being 4.5% up but they banned short selling today 
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Mar 13, 2020 09:26
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Gonna say up 5% today, as governments everywhere go OH FGUK Then next week it gets real
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Mar 13, 2020 09:29
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Doccykins posted:It's gonna go up because everyone thinks they oversold then the overnight Corona figures will come out and it'll slide again Friday: Thursday was a panic spiral and an overreaction. The fundamentals are still good. Number will rise again! Monday: OH gently caress OH gently caress OH gently caress
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Mar 13, 2020 09:33
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nah it’s going to fall 2000 points again
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Mar 13, 2020 09:39
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I’m guessing up a thousand and then back to chaos next week
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Mar 13, 2020 09:42
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it really all depends on if trump says something. I think if he does I’m going with my previous guess of 2000 down. if he doesn’t talk it will stay even which he will tweet about as a big win
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Mar 13, 2020 09:48
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lmao hail satan
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Mar 13, 2020 09:50
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+3000 today because Number wants to set up Trump to make a fool of himself bragging about a recovery that makes no sense that will be erased on market open Monday once everyone realizes there was no actual reason for it
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Mar 13, 2020 09:56
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Someone turned the gravity back on lol
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Mar 13, 2020 09:58
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gotta love how the number rallies on fridays
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Mar 13, 2020 10:30
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FCKGW posted:don't forget that in bitcoin land the markets don't close. after the initial 25% drop this morning it stabilized but a few hours ago it started cratering again. down nearly 50% in 24 hours Is bitcoin crashing because too many people are trying to turn it back into dollars since bitcoin won’t buy them rice in the “Yuge Depression”?
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Mar 13, 2020 10:37
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Bitcoin is crashing because it always crashes and isn't real
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Mar 13, 2020 10:40
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Mar 13, 2020 10:48
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Sticky Nate posted:The market is crashing because it always crashes and isn't real
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Mar 13, 2020 11:10
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FTSE up 4 percent after Boris reveals that the UK is willing to kill granny to protect Number.
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Mar 13, 2020 11:11
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https://twitter.com/ZorTrades/status/1238409805745786880 number nooooo
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Mar 13, 2020 11:22
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Bar Ran Dun posted:it isn’t really a lot. I mean two containers isn’t a lot. I’ve seen more malathion on like a Tuesday. It's about 50 tons, that's the beauty of the metric system! Can easily tell how much water weighs. But that really doesn't seem that little, would be enough for plenty of fogger trucks.
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Mar 13, 2020 11:31
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dow prolly gonna climb over a thousand points today  and you all doubted number. how dare you.
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Mar 13, 2020 11:37
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so is that little dude saying this bounce is from a bunch of stocks hitting certain statistical low metrics which is causing the robots and rubes to buy and lower their cost average
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Mar 13, 2020 11:47
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Bye, the dip Everything is back to normal and fine now actually
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Mar 13, 2020 12:04
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Guessing the cat just died? Monday's gonna be fun
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Mar 13, 2020 12:06
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Mr. Barnesworth posted:thinkin 'bout buying that dip skoal winter green?
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Mar 13, 2020 12:06
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I heard a bunch of Asian central banks are meeting next week and they're all planning stimuli, so that's probably helping number. Of course if the US gets as bad as it seems like it might in the next week, Number is gonna be a sad boy.
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Mar 13, 2020 12:11
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https://twitter.com/marketsneil/status/1238422798693011462 they should start thinking about changing limits on the futures because this is silly
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Mar 13, 2020 12:14
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Futures have hit the +5% breaker. We are going to have a +7% day. Hahahaha
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Mar 13, 2020 12:14
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Mr Hootington posted:Futures have hit the +5% breaker. everything is fine, nothing is ruined 
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Mar 13, 2020 12:16
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Lol it won't be a DCB it'll be a bull trap.
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Mar 13, 2020 12:17
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Paolomania posted:Lol it won't be a DCB it'll be a bull trap. Aren't these basically the same? Either, way, seems to bouncing like a motherfucker right now. Orange Devil fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Mar 13, 2020 |
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Mar 13, 2020 12:18
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Number up because number down because number up and so on
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Mar 13, 2020 12:31
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everyone is desperately hoping the number goes back up. maybe tomorrow if they throw money at it it will go up! lots of money will be thrown at the number, which will cause it to go up. on monday the number will go down the most it has ever gone down
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Mar 13, 2020 12:33
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Prove that the material conditions of the global capitalist system have nothing to do with stocks with this one weird trick the Marxists hate it Number ain't nothing but a number baby
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Mar 13, 2020 12:35
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Maybe if I rebalance my smaller numbers it will help keep the big number down.
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Mar 13, 2020 12:36
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I am still long on video games 
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Mar 13, 2020 12:39
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VIX is down 13% what the gently caress is wrong with reality.
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i expect that they imagine they'll get lots of free money from the government again
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