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Rad-daddio posted:its just the flu bro yall need to calm down and try some essential oils I actually hope it's Corona, because he spent most of the week working on issues for executives.
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I don't wash my hands on company time
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Mar 13, 2020 17:07
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Mar 13, 2020 17:08
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Let me guess: Aid funding in exchange for money for that stupid wall. Nancy is threatening to sneeze on everyone.
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Mar 13, 2020 17:09
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The legendary king posted an update. https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1238121992642899969 At this point I suspect he's working for the Chinese government. At one point he didn't post anything for a little over a month and i do believe he was talking with officials during that time. Then he started posting videos of how loving cool it is to be a Chinese dirt farmer. It's the perfect propaganda for us Westerners. With that said, he's still cool as hell and keeps downing that booze like a boss.
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So can anyone do a list or simplify what we have learned from this thread?
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Boomers are calming down? Can't have THAT. So. Coronavirus is like vampires, unable to stand much sun (and heat?), which is good. But now it has to have somewhere to hide. Like, say, the plump body of a mosquito, which, coincidentally, is also a bloodsucker. And with the mildest winter to date ending and it basically being Spring already, there will be soooo many of them. Now I'm not saying to hoard cans of OFF or anything, but maybe it wouldn't hurt to get the deets on some DEET. Until then, two questions: 1. Can mosquito carry and pass on COVID-19? 2. If yes, does humanity have the capability to drive mosquitoes to extinction for the good of mankind? 3. If no, does humanity have the capability to drive mosquitoes to extinction because gently caress mosquitoes anyway I mean come ON people we don't even need those things and also
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Cthulu Carl posted:Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I don't wash my hands on company time Boss works from home I catch Corona That's why I poo poo Before I hit quota
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:3. If no, does humanity have the capability to drive mosquitoes to extinction because gently caress mosquitoes anyway I mean come ON people we don't even need those things and also Not the last time we tried.
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Philthy posted:I dunno if you're in the US or not, but it feels like this here because it hasn't really begun yet, and the deaths that have happened have been low enough that they haven't been felt. Yeah the next couple of weeks will be interesting. If we start filling hospitals with pneumonia cases then poo poo stays real...otherwise I guess its GG next map.
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TheBuilder posted:https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/13/trump-will-hold-a-press-conference-at-3-pm-et-to-discuss-coronavirus-response.html i wonder when he is going to cancel the election and declare himself president until the crisis is over
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Mar 13, 2020 17:21
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Rutibex posted:most people are likely thinking "i cant afford to be home from work unpaid for a month" and their brain just comes up with a reasonable way to justify that stance. i can understand the money angle 100%. what im having a hard time understanding is why my school is still sending students into hospitals dealing with this outbreak. am i missing something? is this like an important time to learn about infectious disease, is this going to be on the test? our program director told us to 'just dont get sick' when explaining the absence policy.
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was really worried about this coronavirus deal, but my boss had a meeting this morning to say “ackshually pneumonia kills more people, they’re testing 6,000 people a day, it’ll be over in a week.” So I guess it’s going to be just fine He also reminded us how fortune we are not to be closing down 
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Healthy Nut Snack posted:was really worried about this coronavirus deal, but my boss had a meeting this morning to say “ackshually pneumonia kills more people, they’re testing 6,000 people a day, it’ll be over in a week.” So I guess it’s going to be just fine write '"it'll all be over in a week" - boss's name' up on a whiteboard and see if it's still there in two weeks
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Picnic Princess posted:So if coronavirus is just the cold that means I can put bath salts on my beans, correct? Salt is salt!
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TheBuilder posted:https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/13/trump-will-hold-a-press-conference-at-3-pm-et-to-discuss-coronavirus-response.html I had to tell my manager earlier that “novel coronavirus” is not capitalized. Now the loving president is making up “CoronaVirus”
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Hazo posted:I had to tell my manager earlier that “novel coronavirus” is not capitalized. A week ago he was calling it the "corona flu", he's making progress!
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:whats up with everyone refusing to worry about this because it only affects 'immunocompromised' people? bitch if you live in the US i bet you havn't even been to a gp in 12 months, how the gently caress could you possibly know the condition of your immune system. pretty sure gps don’t routinely check your neutrophil count dude. tbh if you are healthy and young I get why you aren’t just automatically quarantining right now.
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Philthy posted:I dunno if you're in the US or not, but it feels like this here because it hasn't really begun yet, and the deaths that have happened have been low enough that they haven't been felt. It wont be long before everybody knows someone who has lost someone at the very least. That's so grim to think about, but I think it'll happen in a blink.
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i don't think i've had to wear pants more than once in the last two weeks. the apocalypse is pretty great
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A week ago he was calling it the "corona flu", he's making progress! It’s gonna suck when someone points this out, along with the fact that he said it’ll blow over without affecting us, only to have him fly into a tantrum about being unfairly attacked by the evil libs and media always using his “words” and “quotes” just because he “said them”
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Drove by the chicago costco...parking lot all full, all lot lanes not moving, people parked out on the main roads (clybourne and diversey) blocking all normal traffic.
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hobbez posted:pretty sure gps don’t routinely check your neutrophil count dude. youve been going to the wrong gp.
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A Grand Egg posted:So can anyone do a list or simplify what we have learned from this thread? 1. Beans. 2. Self-isolation is good and practice it. 3. Trump is loving incompetent in a way that will kill many people. 4. Beans.
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:Boomers are calming down? Can't have THAT. Not sure if joke post but afaik coronaviruses are not vector borne. Just direct contact, aerosol and fecal-oral. So we would expect this virus to be the same as other coronaviruses
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Arsenic Lupin posted:1. Beans. Stuck inside with lots of beans eh? Let the fart sniffing begin
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The Walrus posted:just got the email, working from home for the next three weeks minimum this really feels surreal. the wind is kicking up a fuss outside right now if things didn't feel apocalyptic enough. Would you say that the whirlwind is in the thorn trees?
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Fenarisk posted:Drove by the chicago costco...parking lot all full, all lot lanes not moving, people parked out on the main roads (clybourne and diversey) blocking all normal traffic. Costco near me in Connecticut, the line into the parking lot stretched back about a half mile down the road and up a highway exit ramp. Two minutes away was a Stop & Shop still stocked with almost everything except certain brands of toilet paper.
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Still no plans to allow work from home or to shut anything down. Guess that makes sad sense. If we shut down many cars stop working. Thankfully I have allergies and am sneezing up a storm so everyone is avoiding me even more than usual. Still kind of depressing being thought of as Patient 0. I was going to look into getting allergy shots this summer to get rid of 1 to 2 months of popping Benadryl and sneezing uncontrollably while occasionally trying to cough up a lung. Probably irresponsible to do that now. I also have a couple of older people I know through church in my neighborhood I try to look after. Ironically they need it most but it is more dangerous for me to try to help. Gotta stick to texting. Realized I was low on pet food and ordered a bunch of it. Hope nothing keeps it from getting here.
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There Bias Two posted:It's not valid to a layperson who has no training for proper use and disposal of PPE. Doctors and nurses need these more. Smugly suggesting that people can't put a thing on their face and not immediately lick a doorknob really isn't helping.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Smugly suggesting that people can't put a thing on their face and not immediately lick a doorknob really isn't helping. It is probably more being unaware when they have to dispose of it and put on a new one. Someone is out there wearing a face mask for the 15th day in a row.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I actually hope it's Corona, because he spent most of the week working on issues for executives. Corona and Kirkland Sig lite lager were the only beers left at Costco, I wish I took a picture.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:youve been going to the wrong gp. Maybe but it's unlikely you're immunosuppressed and just have no idea about it.
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