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DryGoods posted:so, the dead sea scrolls have been stolen and replaced by forgeries, a sailor tweets photos of what look to be the US alien alloys off the west bank, and now Israel has a coronavirus vaccine? Trump is going to announce that Evangelion is real
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Lmao the people next to me are comparing coronavirus to y2k
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Trump is going to announce that Evangelion is real not if he croaks from roni
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Ay, de mi Corona Corona de azul celeste Ay, de mi Corona Corona de azul celeste Y aunque la vida me cueste, Corona No dejaré de quererte No dejaré de quererte
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Trupkj will sneeze during a press conference and die of embarrassment
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Crusader posted:not if he croaks from roni 
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Inspector Hound posted:Miami Fentanyl Cloud L m f a o
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people keep posting this tweet like it is evidence of anything other than the fact that previous coronaviruses were already known to be potential causes of deadly pandemics. corona virus vaccines have been in development for like 15 years in anticipation of the very outbreak we are experiencing.
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M-m-m-my corona!
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Rubellavator posted:Lmao the people next to me are comparing coronavirus to y2k lol yeah my boomer rear end aunt had a whole thing going on FB with all her friends posting various flavors of "they just do this every election year!" "it's just the flu bro!" "The media is hyping it up" and I decided not to even engage. They're all just gonna pretend they always took it serious in a week or so anyway.
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lol if he misses his already anounced 3pm statement because he's in the hospital
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Update on my redpilled facebook friend: he thinks the us govt started this Like my man the messaging is "n korea/china bioweapon ", dan bongino would be ashamed
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Crusader posted:not if he croaks from roni So either the 3pm speech is cancelled and the markets fall, Trump is revealed to be ill and the markets fall, Trump dies and the markets rise, or this is another heart attack brought on from working for the first time in his life and everybody nods and calls him a stupid, fat, and useless bastard. Hellworld is really stretching what is possible nowadays.
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lol if its even worse then the roni.
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If he's legitimately symptomatic now then I have a hard time imagining him actually going through with the presser at 3pm.
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:I swear to god, if this save's Trump's life I'm going to be so pissed. trump's immune system is too powerful and smart to be harmed by coronavirus.
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Rubellavator posted:Lmao the people next to me are comparing coronavirus to y2k In some ways, it's not a terrible comparison. Y2K was a difficult problem that a lot of talented people worked their asses off to solve, and because that work mitigated the worst of the issue, people got to smugly claim that they were right all along and it was all hype and hysteria.
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Cool more void to be filled with biblical prophecy bullshit cool cool Imagine the aid if israel saved the planet 
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helta posted:lol if its even worse then the roni. Don't discount a heart attack. Remember that Trump's hair has been falling out and he's panicking a lot. Biden looks to be his main opponent, the stock market is tanking, and getting thrown out of office after one term and into the gaping maw of the legal system that certainly wants a piece of him will very likely destroy him. Or it could be that he's a fat bastard that ate a Filet-o-Fish too fast and now thinks he's dying because he's a little bitch, too.
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Basebf555 posted:If he's legitimately symptomatic now then I have a hard time imagining him actually going through with the presser at 3pm. can u talk through a ventilator?
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let's see you laugh at Prayer now, libs
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gpood news mr president, the incredible amounts of sudafed, mcdonalds lipids and bad cholesterol in your system has counteracted the virus' effects and we are now recommending this as a cure to all americans...... you have saved thousands of lives, sir
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Don't discount a heart attack. Remember that Trump's hair has been falling out and he's panicking a lot. Biden looks to be his main opponent, the stock market is tanking, and getting thrown out of office after one term and into the gaping maw of the legal system that certainly wants a piece of him will very likely destroy him. lmao his hair has been falling out for 40 loving years and his life is a nonstop series of narcissistic blow-ups Probably just had a touch of angried up blood
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Louisgod posted:gpood news mr president, the incredible amounts of sudafed, mcdonalds lipids and bad cholesterol in your system has counteracted the virus' effects and we are now recommending this as a cure to all americans...... you have saved thousands of lives, sir 
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Louisgod posted:gpood news mr president, the incredible amounts of sudafed, mcdonalds lipids and bad cholesterol in your system has counteracted the virus' effects and we are now recommending this as a cure to all americans...... you have saved thousands of lives, sir In reality: "Does that mean I'm immortal?" "No, that's your aorta and all of these little guys are cholesterol, you stupid fat gently caress. Now nod like you pretend you care about your welfare, I'll restaplegun that lovely wig back on, and you can go back to loving up my 401k."
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dads friend steve posted:can u talk through a ventilator? Trunro/Bane voice hybrid: "It would be extremely painful...for you."
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DryGoods posted:what if Trump has Swine Flu? thanks joe biden
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Not a Children posted:lmao his hair has been falling out for 40 loving years and his life is a nonstop series of narcissistic blow-ups
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dads friend steve posted:can u talk through a ventilator? 
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hahahahahahahahaha this is him trying to get legislature passed president deals brain as smooth as a cue ball
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Was Gillum the guy who lost an extremely easy election for suspicious reasons
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Trump is exactly the kind of old rear end smoothbrain who is in danger of keeling over from this poo poo and he was running around shaking hands with random Floridians lmfao
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Vim Fuego posted:hahahahahahahahaha nah it's him trying to get reelected by essentially buying votes
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