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SniperWoreConverse posted:They're called sperm whales because in the old days people coveted the valuable and rare whale semen. Sperm is stored in the head.
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Beachcomber posted:Sperm is stored in the head. yes thats why you shouldnt cum too much because it empties out your brain and makes you stupid
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Mar 12, 2020 06:48
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I thought the adage was young dumb and full of cum
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Mar 12, 2020 06:59
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idk maybe you can have too much? dunno if Hippocrates ever mentioned it
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Another endangered species: https://i.imgur.com/mgr78RU.mp4 Hack on brother.
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There are three species of sperm whales the dwarf and pygmy species are v rare and if you meet one you will be blessed 
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Mar 12, 2020 10:11
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Australian hospital staff have given Tom Hanks a volleyball while in quarantine. 
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Mar 12, 2020 11:30
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Pretty sure that’s from the Betoota. https://m.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/gold-coast-hospital-staff-roll-in-a-wilson-volleyball-to-keep-tom-hanks-company-in-quarantine/
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Mar 12, 2020 11:51
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Inceltown posted:Australian hospital staff have given Tom Hanks a volleyball while in quarantine. Man, that has got to be awkward. Not many people know this but during the filming of Castaway, Wilson and Hanks absolutely loathed each other off camera.
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Mar 12, 2020 13:21
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Cartoon Man posted:A blessed and weird trip down nostalgia lane, I found this fascinating: I appreciate this post. My mon would take me and sister to Ground Round all the time. There's a giant Audi dealership where it once was. And if you're wondering how Family Video still exists, apparently is because they sell CBD products now.
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Mar 12, 2020 14:47
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Cartoon Man posted:A blessed and weird trip down nostalgia lane, I found this fascinating: I used to eat Grandy’s at lunch in high school. The nuggets were amazing.
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Mar 12, 2020 14:57
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Inceltown posted:Australian hospital staff have given Tom Hanks a volleyball while in quarantine. So they just painted it on instead of painting their hand red, then grabbing the ball? loving amateur hour here, it's like they've never even SEEN castaway. Futhermore
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Mar 12, 2020 15:29
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Cartoon Man posted:Another endangered species: Thought I was still in the schadenfreude thread and spent the entire time watching that, waiting for him to fall into the water.
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Mar 12, 2020 15:50
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Cartoon Man posted:Another endangered species: Mr. Steal Your Hippie Girl.
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Cartoon Man posted:Another endangered species: So that's what he does when he's not scratching and bending phones.
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Mar 12, 2020 16:27
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Nfcknblvbl posted:So that's what he does when he's not
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MGSV remaster looking good
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Captain Hygiene posted:MGSV remaster looking good Solid Dangle
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Mar 13, 2020 01:37
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Didnt realize Shore Leave was a medic.
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Blursed? 
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Is that sign in China directed at foreigners, or in a Western country directed at Chinese people?
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Most of the signs you're suggesting are directed at Chinese tourists. Apparently they're terrible.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Is that sign in China directed at foreigners, or in a Western country directed at Chinese people? Looks like the nyc subway
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Imagined posted:Blursed? I like this. My friend is in full on endtimes panic mode and I'm a healthcare worker and so is my gf, and we're just gearing up for being sick per usual...stocking up on toilet paper won't help a respiratory illness you dinguses.
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Mar 13, 2020 03:40
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I just figured folks were planning on doing a lot of jerking off while in quarantine
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Mar 13, 2020 03:44
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Cartoon Man posted:A blessed and weird trip down nostalgia lane, I found this fascinating: my parents would drag me and my sister along with my mom's parents to Po' Folks after church every Sunday. I had no idea it still existed.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I just figured folks were planning on doing a lot of jerking off while in quarantine Waaay ahead of you
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Mar 13, 2020 06:01
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Captain Hygiene posted:I just figured folks were planning on doing a lot of jerking off while in quarantine either way, it's a problem that can be solved by just using a sock like have none of these people ever been on an ill-fated camping trip before
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Mar 13, 2020 09:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGksgZKecKE (M.A. Numminen turned 80 yesterday!  )
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dreamin of semen posted:either way, it's a problem that can be solved by just using a sock 
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Mar 13, 2020 11:14
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barbecue at the folks posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGksgZKecKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKPMxcf8VPk
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TontoCorazon posted:Looks like the nyc subway It’s nyc and obviously not a real MTA poster
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Mar 13, 2020 11:49
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This elephant actually excitedly dances. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyxUK_e5nU
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Mar 13, 2020 14:31
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I feel this is supremely blessed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob-DcobK7Ms That's Devin Townsend finishing a concert by inviting both his son and his wife on stage for the last song of the night. Son is a little overwhelmed. Same concert has them doing a "metal" "country" thing with a banjo and silly hats. Look at how happy they are.  
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Antigravitas posted:I feel this is supremely blessed: Devin Townsend is one of the most blessed musicians of the modern era. On his current (cut short) tour, they asked the audience to bring stuffed toys to help with their (zero-budget) stage show. The response was so overwhelming that apparently each tour stop, they are donating the toys to local kids hospitals. The dude just loves making music and performing and is incredibly chill despite his intense on-stage persona.
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Yeah Townsend is just a big ole metal nerd that loves what he does, very blessed. This is the stuff I'm here for 
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