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ProperGanderPusher posted:I can’t think of anything on the same scale as the Beatles that will be played everywhere ad nauseum for eternity and will be held us as proof of the artistic superiority of a specific generation. Biloxi! This is the real motherfuckin deal yall!
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Crazypoops posted:Lol they're means testing it I'm in awe of the carnage and violence that will be required to restore a shred of humanity to the governing apparatus of the us
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Tired: Testing for the deadly pandemic virus Wired: Means testing for basic assistance
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Solarin posted:I'm in awe of the carnage and violence that will be required to restore a shred of humanity to the governing apparatus of the us dehumanize, bloodshed, ect. ect.
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Admiral Ray posted:cash just makes u a target. nbody wants to steal my credit card i just sneezed on. but cash? cash is sterile. Counterpoint: The Dollar Flu.
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Stereotype posted:Tired: Testing for the deadly pandemic virus What about means testing for the virus?
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Mar 14, 2020 02:19
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Just charge enough for the test that poor people can't afford it.
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Mar 14, 2020 02:21
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wait a second, i think i just came up with an idea that could fix the food shortage situation at the same time as the mass body disposal situation
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Dolphin posted:wait a second, i think i just came up with an idea that could fix the food shortage situation at the same time as the mass disposal situation
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Mar 14, 2020 02:22
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it stinks
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Mar 14, 2020 02:23
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Here's a video about South Korean drive-through testing stations so you can imagine what it would be like to live in a country that wasn't completely hosed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRTcJNry87E
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Mar 14, 2020 02:24
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people are purposely getting corona virus for the sweet sweet sick pay
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means testing aid during a deadly pandemic is the kind of uniquely evil poo poo that only America could come up with.
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Delthalaz posted:What about means testing for the virus? must be THIS OLD to ride the geezer wheezer
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Lambert posted:I wonder whether limited bank runs are already happening, usually the second thing people do after hoarding food. I took out some cash today (NYC) and the tellers were visibly nervous, the manager was laughing, and they were running low on hundreds. It's safe to assume its happening, especially considering the rumors yesterday of a nypd shutdown
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Mar 14, 2020 02:28
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Pro-tip: public drinking fountains are basically just bidets if you're physically coordinated enough.
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A friend here in Colorado went to the bank to take out cash and they limited him to $750. So ya, there is at least the fear of bank runs at the moment.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Pro-tip: public drinking fountains are basically just bidets if you're physically coordinated enough.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Pro-tip: public drinking fountains are basically just bidets if you're physically coordinated enough. The water nozzles are phallic looking too so don't be shy
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my bony fealty posted:swung by the grocery store to pick up more booze, similar situation to everywhere else. lady in line said it was no big deal, this is just like Y2K and that was a hoax! (older) people really aren't prepared for what'sfucking coming Lol why are people comparing this to Y2K that was a different bug gamgam!!
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Pro-tip: public drinking fountains are basically just bidets if you're physically coordinated enough. we have a drinking fountain at work that hits the ceiling tiles if you push the button all the way down
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Oh man I was spending all this time stockpiling food and supplies, I almost forgot to withdraw literally all my money from the bank. Thanks goons.
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FAUXTON posted:must be THIS OLD to ride the geezer wheezer
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fermun posted:UberDeceased UberXpired
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FAUXTON posted:geezer wheezer Holy gently caress that's good
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Stereotype posted:Oh man I was spending all this time stockpiling food and supplies, I almost forgot to withdraw literally all my money from the bank. Thanks goons. every time i log off and come back there's a new sidequest waiting for me, except if i dont do it, i could die
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NofrikinfuN posted:we have a drinking fountain at work that hits the ceiling tiles if you push the button all the way down PM me.
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euphronius posted:2/3 rds wages is about as good as 0 I'm in the tourism industry and was just given 0 hours for the next week because of all the cancellations so I'm now directly incentiveized to catch Coronavirus. Anyone got a doorknob to lick?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I'm in the tourism industry and was just given 0 hours for the next week because of all the cancellations so I'm now directly incentiveized to catch Coronavirus. Anyone got a doorknob to lick? PM me.
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I find the UK's response interesting because how openly hosed up it is, while the US response requires trying to figure out Trump's train of thought. Look at this guy trying to defend the strategy. https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518371651649538?s=20 https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518378039574528?s=20 https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518381915111426?s=20 https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518390488252416?s=20 https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518395634679808?s=20
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Pro-tip: public drinking fountains are basically just bidets if you're physically coordinated enough. 
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means testing jesus christ get the gently caress out
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This year's  gonna be lit af.
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Atrocious Joe posted:I find the UK's response interesting because how openly hosed up it is, while the US response requires trying to figure out Trump's train of thought. What the actual gently caress is this N dimensional chess bullshit. In 2020 do people still think there's a master plan?
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Dolphin posted:the crone groan? Geezer Wheezer or Boomer Doomer
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