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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Rhombic Drive posted:

Maybe Biden is like George VI in the King's Speech but instead of not stuttering when he swears, he doesn't stutter when he lies

i never saw that movie does it end with him just doing that one george carlin routine?

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

phasmid posted:

And they'll still blame us.

Who gives a poo poo if they do. We have the future. And the exit polls show it. We just need to when they do it strike back.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1238654859970318336?s=20

lol

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


what the gently caress lmao

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


this is loving pathetic

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
I posted this in the PRIMARIES thread, but I'll share it here too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjZoqq5ZMJ8

The video is about 25 minutes long, and they switch to Biden talking into a cell phone 15 minutes in because they couldn't solve the mic issues.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

this is loving pathetic

are you referring to the coverage, or did you not see the video?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

seriously watch this

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Taintrunner posted:



what the gently caress lmao

lol yeah, what the gently caress have revolutions ever resulted in?

revolutions are famous for producing no changes to the status quo

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Taintrunner posted:



what the gently caress lmao

the results are positive for coronavirus

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Gobblecoque posted:

Bernie is gonna spend the whole time talking about what a great guy his friend Joe is and that anyone who questions his mental capacity is reprehensible and has no place in the progressive movement.

I don’t say this lightly, but if Bernie does that than he will have failed all of the people that believe in him and deserve better, and I will not be able to forgive him.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Frosted Flake posted:

I don’t say this lightly, but if Bernie does that than he will have failed all of the people that believe in him and deserve better, and I will not be able to forgive him.

seconded.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/NeeNeinNyetNo/status/1237883356945068032

I lust for boomer death

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Taintrunner posted:

I lust for boomer death

Corona-chan, is that you?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I believe coronavirus is like the end of War of the Worlds where the aliens all get sick and die, but for boomers

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/1238599695955562497

lmao someone decided to be twitter's main character today

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Lol if they don’t push Florida back because they want to lock in the win before it’s too late and it’s kills a poo poo load of olds.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
https://twitter.com/annikala_/status/1238661088293445632?s=19

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

The fallout from this is going to be amazing win or lose for Bernie. The Democrats have had to retreat to this level of absurdism to try and maintain power. Either Bernie wins and actually keeps the party together with a future or loses and just rips itself apart.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/1238599695955562497

lmao someone decided to be twitter's main character today

Hey remember the last time pollsters thought that a Presidential candidate had a less than 1% chance of winning?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
That union guy who Biden yelled at is a mega chud

This video has 2.5 million views on fb

https://www.facebook.com/terrencekwilliams/videos/228332034975663/

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Joe Biden doesn't even have a 90% chance of being alive come July, let alone capable of coherent sentences.

I'm starting to suspect 538 might be uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh bullshit

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

https://twitter.com/dudeweedmemes/status/1238614727917477889

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Makes perfect sense to me. Wreck poo poo, make money. #Biden2020

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Why is the Windex more bubbly than the mountain dew

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

are you referring to the coverage, or did you not see the video?

The coverage

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Zil posted:

Why is the Windex more bubbly than the mountain dew

If you are being serious: don't ever drink a glass of Windex just because it is in front of a mountain dew bottle.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ewwww i'll take the windex

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Why do you think they call it windex

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Uncle Wemus posted:

The coverage

Well they did cover the technical issues, did anything else really happen?

Unless you are talking about the stuttering?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Tetracube posted:

Joe Biden doesn't even have a 90% chance of being alive come July, let alone capable of coherent sentences.

I'm starting to suspect 538 might be uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh bullshit

No, it's not bullshit. Nate Bronze just knows none of that matters and the Dems will prop up a corpse if necessary. The thing no one acknowledges is his model is tremendously swingy. It doesn't predict the future, it just reflects the current state of the race, which could easily change due to things that he simply doesn't model. There's no weights in it for a pandemic, for the stock market crashing, for a candidate to accelerate into senility before the convention.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Why do you think they call it windex

So I got a couple options for you:
1) to get to the other side
2) because that is what it is called
3) that is racist

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cup Runneth Over posted:

No, it's not bullshit. Nate Bronze just knows none of that matters and the Dems will prop up a corpse if necessary. The thing no one acknowledges is his model is tremendously swingy. It doesn't predict the future, it just reflects the current state of the race, which could easily change due to things that he simply doesn't model. There's no weights in it for a pandemic, for the stock market crashing, for a candidate to accelerate into senility before the convention.

that would make it bullshit

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the media is trying to whitewash away biden's dementia

and it still isn't good enough for these loving hacks:

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1238667139290206209

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the right glass is the windex, as you can see from the many bubbles of soap inside it

the left glass is the mountain dew, a simple drink which requires no fancy chemistry for cleaning poo poo with, which is why it doesn't have bubbles in it. that's ice on the top because the drink has not been properly refrigerated

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ha ha Haha ha how is Joe Biden town hall even real ha ha ha just walk away oh...oh he did tho

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
From that NYT. I can't believe *this* is what's gonna get traction


quote:

“Am I on camera?” Mr. Biden, 77, could be overheard asking at one point. At another, he spoke into what appeared to be a phone that he held in his hand, and was captured pacing around. At times he looked visibly annoyed, and at other moments he was obscured by an image that read, “Illinois for Biden.”

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Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

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