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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Spergin Morlock posted:

Trump stepped into North Korea. Michael avenatti in jail. Harvey Weinstein in jail.

Jeffrey Epstein blatantly murdered in jail and sloppily covered up. Was it the Clintons? Trump? Bob Barr? Prince Andrew? All of them working together? We legit don't know. Where is Ghislaine Maxwell anyways?

Roger stone in prison, Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash

Liz Warren turned out to be petty, ego driven and craven. Australia literally caught on fire. Antarctica melting faster than expected. They had a 70° day at mcmurdo a couple months ago. that's about a tenth of the big stuff. I could write more if I spent more time thinking about it

steve scalise!
dick and balls!
what more do i have to say!
we didn't start the trumpin'

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

remember when Boris Johnson won reelection and forums favorite Jeremy Corbyn resigned from politics completely

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Netanyahu was indicted yet remains President of Israel

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Roger Stone was given a slap on the wrist for committing treason

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Preston Waters threatened to drive to DC and punch Joementum in the face and got perma'd for it

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Donkwich posted:

this place mustve been wild when the epstein poo poo went down

not just here. "Epstein was murdered" videos were going viral. it was a huge thing. for like a week or two and then more dumb poo poo happened.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Party Plane Jones was a closet white supremacist and conned Lowtax into banning a bunch of C-SPAM all-stars, including Lastgirl, then got outed and perma'd

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

Party Plane Jones was a closet white supremacist and conned Lowtax into banning a bunch of C-SPAM all-stars, including Lastgirl, then got outed and perma'd

oh yeah lol

free crazy cloud, free last girl, free al, bring back all the good posters you assholes

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Remember when Ben Franklin lost his bid to have the turkey be the national bird? That was the beginning of the end for america.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
mods asleep, post sexy trump
https://twitter.com/derppilled/status/1238326584509161472

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Spergin Morlock posted:

not just here. "Epstein was murdered" videos were going viral. it was a huge thing. for like a week or two and then more dumb poo poo happened.

also, these videos were coming from across the political spectrum. everyone knows he was murdered. of course Republicans talking about it blamed the Clintons and a lot of others blame Trump/Barr. it is america

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Were IKs a thing yet at the end of 2018?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

smarxist posted:

oh yeah lol

free crazy cloud, free last girl, free al, bring back all the good posters you assholes

nah

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

Party Plane Jones was a closet white supremacist and conned Lowtax into banning a bunch of C-SPAM all-stars, including Lastgirl, then got outed and perma'd

Lowtax went on a liveban spree on New year's Eve and went from playing a video game to banning the people mentioned above and laughing about it to the people in his chat. at one point while arguing that he has always been a trans ally, one of his supporting arguments was that he had masturbated to trans porn. in the aftermath of it a bunch of people cancelled their patreon subscriptions and his income dropped $50k per year within weeks. lmao

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

My president

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

smarxist posted:

oh yeah lol

free crazy cloud, free last girl, free al, bring back all the good posters you assholes

cant believe lastgirl is still banned

best cspam poster

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Filthy Hans posted:

Were IKs a thing yet at the end of 2018?

i remember them then

reading what I've missed in the last few pages is a real :eyepoop: experience

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

oh my god

I just remembered the time Jacob Wohl held a press conference where he accused Elizabeth Warren of cheating on her husband by brutally, mercilessly pegging a Marine

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Trump made Mick Mulvaney his fall guy - again - and banished him to North Ireland

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

oh my god

I just remembered the time Jacob Wohl held a press conference where he accused Elizabeth Warren of cheating on her husband by brutally, mercilessly pegging a Marine

The 'marine' was real cool about it laughed during his lines and then showed everyone his bacne?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The NFL had maybe its best season ever thanks to some exciting young nonwhite QBs and the Titans' wrecking ball of a RB Derrick Henry

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash and anyone who mentioned his sexual assault charges was attacked by the media and received death threats from sports fans

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


smarxist posted:

oh yeah lol

free crazy cloud, free last girl, free al, bring back all the good posters you assholes

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
sound


https://i.imgur.com/bYLBoqL.mp4

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Der Meister posted:

he fuckn sat next to someone with it for a while then shook hands with another Jesus
christ

there's more than one?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Filthy Hans posted:

Netanyahu was indicted yet remains President of Israel

naw

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mayor Dave posted:

My president

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





trump

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

billionaires Howard Schultz, Michael Bloomberg, and Tom Steyer ran to be the Democratic nominee for President, and all of them opposed raising taxes on the wealthy

Bloomberg spent half a billion dollars and ended up with nothing to show for it, and Elizabeth Warren cut his balls off in one of the Democratic debates


speaking of Warren, she became the frontrunner by aping Bernie's policies of universal socialized healthcare and not taking money from PACs, then when she peaked she disavowed her stance on healthcare and accepted $20,000,000 from PACs, she's out of the race and hasn't endorsed anyone yet (I think she's trying to parlay an endorsement of Biden for a position in his cabinet and I predict she'll overplay her hand and end up with nothing because she's a self-destructive fuckup)

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Summarizing the past few years just makes you sound insane, stop it

Also Rush Limbaugh is dying of lung cancer and convincing his elderly listeners to get the virus and join him in eternal darkness and also Trump gave him the Medal of Freedom

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Mackers posted:

cant believe lastgirl is still banned

best cspam poster

lastgirl has ridiculous posting prowess, probably the most naturally funny person i've seen, like cumshitter tier

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

a huge multinational scientific collaboration resulted in the first picture of a black hole

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Notre Dame cathedral burned to the ground, a bunch rich people pledged a collective $2,000,000,000 for the restoration but many welshed because they found out they wouldn't have their names enshrined in plaques in the sections of the church their money would have paid for

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Kim Jong Un's relationship with Trump so he's now besties with Putin instead

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Filthy Hans posted:

a huge multinational scientific collaboration resulted in the first picture of a black hole

a woman was involved and nerds got furious

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Filthy Hans posted:

Notre Dame cathedral burned to the ground, a bunch rich people pledged a collective $2,000,000,000 for the restoration but many welshed because they found out they wouldn't have their names enshrined in plaques in the sections of the church their money would have paid for

drat putting wales on blast

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hong Kong's been a half-step shy of full civil war for at least half a year

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