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Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

https://twitter.com/RwandaHealth/status/1238750897599102976?s=20

so (as assumed) there is massive spread in India and they just aren’t testing

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

glad we're thoughts & prayering the corona virus now instead of doing anything remotely approaching dealing w/ the crisis

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

thanks tom hanks!!!

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

Pray the gay Corona away

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

EorayMel posted:

Has anybody said Corona-Spam yet?

Corona-Spam
Better news aren't possible

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
It's cool having a mild cough right now, because benzonatate seems to clear it right up, but it means I don't have to go to work.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Enjoy your Saturday shopping, North America. Here's the carnage from the future aka down under

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByCuhzy5ssk

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/rafsanchez/status/1238763529462824960?s=20

oi guv, what the hell is going on in swamp island?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


sucks having an obsessive broken brain and instantly thinking of the dozens of small infection vectors in this story. like oh christ she handed her change back?? gently caress!!

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
US cases up to 2641 now. More than 44% increase since yesterday. Over 800 new cases

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



flunited kingdom

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1238626322844434433?s=19

Don't know what I expected

E: well, that's on me for not reading it completely. A company inside alphabet is building the website indeed, it's a technicality

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

The UK governement is considering the idea to use the kids to infect their fathers and gradfathers.

This is the world where we live.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Charlz Guybon posted:

US cases up to 2641 now. More than 44% increase since yesterday. Over 800 new cases

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

the president, makes it all possible. thank you.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Tei posted:

The UK governement is considering the idea to use the kids to infect their fathers and gradfathers.

This is the world where we live.

children of men was a documentary

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Enjoy your Saturday shopping, North America. Here's the carnage from the future aka down under

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByCuhzy5ssk

I'm glad I stocked up a bit early because this kind of footage makes me think that poo poo is not only massively annoying, but also a great opportunity to get infected.

Also the Formula 1 cancellation as crowds were already packed outside the race track to come spectate, nice job on cancelling but still spreading the Corona around, guys.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Solarin posted:

sucks having an obsessive broken brain and instantly thinking of the dozens of small infection vectors in this story. like oh christ she handed her change back?? gently caress!!

you say that like you don't crave boomer death.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Griefor posted:

I'm glad I stocked up a bit early because this kind of footage makes me think that poo poo is not only massively annoying, but also a great opportunity to get infected.

Also the Formula 1 cancellation as crowds were already packed outside the race track to come spectate, nice job on cancelling but still spreading the Corona around, guys.

Yeah, "don't assemble in groups of over 500 people"

*1,000 people cram into every food store*

They were asking F1 fans what they were going to do instead and most said they're going to the pub. Much better.

TowerofOil
May 22, 2007

You don't need a doctor, I'm a christian scientist.

Bread Liar
UK gammons so bloodthirsty for the colonial genocides of old turn on themselves

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009
It's funny watching the news now bringing us all these insightful charts and graphs about how disease spread works. Exactly the same loving graphs that were being posted in this thread weeks ago while the news was pretending Corona was totally contained.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RobMayeda/status/1238767889714311168?s=20

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

limaCAT posted:

I don't know know, being shut in at home, I only hear the sirens of the ambulances like every single hour.
MY gf was on a Skype call with a colleague and told me that it was almost impossible to understand what the guy was saying because he lives in the Mirafiori zone and she kept hearing sirens from his feed.

I will be happy to report if I see chuds melting down for you. Don't worry.

stay safe, italiano comrado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiyOuTzy8xk

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Griefor posted:

It's funny watching the news now bringing us all these insightful charts and graphs about how disease spread works. Exactly the same loving graphs that were being posted in this thread weeks ago while the news was pretending Corona was totally contained.

get this: journalists are bad at their job.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1238769368114348032?s=20

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



gotta protect Dow number

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

now who’s going to restart all the old’s laptops for them?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Zeroisanumber posted:

I work for the Post Office and we're not going to close come hell or high water so I'm already fairly comfortable with the fact that I'm almost certainly going to get it. By the time that I do I doubt that there will be much healthcare available for people as young as I am so it's pretty much going to be me coughing it out for a week.

power to the postal workers ✊


if you're able to cough it out you're wayyyyy ahead of the olds who might be directed straight into dumpsters after the hospital long ran out of life support machinery

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1238498651615395840

edit: this is old news

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

https://twitter.com/Hedgeye/status/1238672419415560193?s=20

:popeye:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Is it OK if I feel marginally less loving doomed after seeing this

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Griefor posted:

I'm also in the Netherlands and I don't expect the supermarket supply lines to break down. It's been running out because everyone has been stocking up, but if you have two weeks you have at least enough to wait until supermarkets are back to (somewhat) normal. People are not going to buy two weeks worth of food every day, at some point everyone has the level of supplies they want.

it feels like places are getting wiped out in part due to how stores are having a bit of a shock vs something like an incoming hurricane etc where supplies chains bolster themselves and plan



instead its a relatively unforeseen mad feverish (heh) rush

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Tei posted:

A lot of people let dogs lick their face.



You probably should not.



i don't go out of my way to let a dog slobber on me but its a side effect of a good dog

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

BattleMaster posted:

the political reason is that conservatives have rendered their government incapable of doing anything

thats very much america too


any actual response who require invalidating the entire identity and ideology of the very people in power who can make actual sweeping responsive measures happen

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Pretty good posted:

Is it OK if I feel marginally less loving doomed after seeing this

well if you want that experience ruined compare their response to ours.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Bulgakov posted:

thats very much america too


any actual response who require invalidating the entire identity and ideology of the very people in power who can make actual sweeping responsive measures happen

yeah the conservative mantra is that they would rather die than have the government charge them a penny in taxes or tell them what to do about anything ever. we now get to see how long they are going to keep up with that insane death cult mentality when it isn’t only killing poors and minorities.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


i helped an old couple yesterday who were too short n hunched down to reach the last remaining box of yeast packets and also told them to just shove whatever into there pockets this store doesnt give a gently caress about u don't stand in line just get out of here

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i don't like the boomers i know but im a sucker for helping some adorable old grey haired couple :\

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

My mom is worried sick about this affecting travel and keeps asking when she can come over or when I can come over and when. I think she might be genuinely worried she will never see her children again. It is certainly giving me pause as to whether I should go back home when/if this is all over. My job prospects will be dismal but they might be so everywhere and so far I have made zero friends despite being in this country for 7 years. Of course, I would have 0 friends back home, no job AND stuck living with my parents so I dunno what is the better option.

Did I mention that I signed a one year rental contract for a new apartment that was supposed to be completed this month? Luckily the rent only starts charging when the apartments are delivered, which I guess they won't be, lol.

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



yeast bandits

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