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Inspiring. Thank you Mr. President!
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Sir, I'm trying, sir!
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quote:Japan Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said the Tokyo Olympic Games will go ahead as planned in July, despite coronavirus concerns resulting in the postponement of sporting events. Japan and the IOC playing chicken.
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oh, there's melania
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Joementum posted:lamo Incredible amounts of horse poo poo. Every single rich person is getting priority tests for low risk contacts but this sentient taint doesn’t need one?
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Schmeichy posted:It was about convervatives having a touchy feely event because they just can't help being who they are super spreaders
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lol his primate brain is the only functional portion of his central nervous system that still works and sometimes kicks in when he's doped up on Sudafed and two hours of sleep
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@realdonaldtrtump: going to important secret meeting on cooronovirus, will be learning all the hard science and in depth stuff @realdonaldtrumo: SOCIAL DISTANCING! @realdonaldtrumpo: GERMS BAD! @realdonaldtrump: WASH HANDS! @realdonaldtrtump: PAY ATTENTION! @realdonaldtrtump: PUT YOUR GOD DAMNED PHONE AWAY! @realdonaldtrtump: PLEASE SIR THIS IS IMPORTANT! @realdonaldtrtump: STOP TOUCHING YOUR DAUGHTER SO MUCH!
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Habermanish: "The President is increasingly isolated.."
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MAR A PLAGUEO
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lol jfc this is real
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This is just the shittiest invoking of Chaos Magic ever.
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Slamhound posted:lol jfc this is real
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Mar 14, 2020 15:11
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I am a practitioner of antisocial distancing so I will NOT be taking the president's advice
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2DCAT posted:gently caress you and gently caress everyone
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iSimian posted:Habermanish: "The President is increasingly isolated.."
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Spergin Morlock posted:not just here. "Epstein was murdered" videos were going viral. it was a huge thing. for like a week or two and then more dumb poo poo happened. Heck, someome keeps spray-painting "Epstein didn't kill his self" in my kid's school's playground. "
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Nobody ever knew microscopic germs are real. Can you believe this? Nobody ever talked about this stuff until I brought it to the CDC's attention. You're Welcome!
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Filthy Hans posted:Notre Dame cathedral burned to the ground It didn't burn to the ground stop trigger ing me
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Pancakes posted:Been a while since I posted an Alexis photo. Please rest assured that she does not want you to die of plague. 
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This year, Trump will ceremoniously pardon Joseph Gobbles
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i didnt think the apocalypse would be so campy
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emfive posted:It didn't burn to the ground stop trigger ing me it burnt so hard the masonry melted into a puddle there's a literal crater where Notre Dame once stood
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idk man i wouldnt listen to anyone that plays an hautbois for fun
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THIS IS MY SACKBUT, THIS IS MY GUN THIS'N'S FOR FIGHTIN, THIS'N'S FOR FUN
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:"just in time shipping"
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Deceptive Thinker posted:Does he think people are really that dumb or does he say this poo poo with the intent of irritating anyone smarter than a squirrel? squirrels seem smarter than a lot of people tbh
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if you want a hot stock tip buy shares in davita and fresenius because coronavirus will destroy everyone's kidneys put then on dialysis
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Filthy Hans posted:it burnt so hard the masonry melted into a puddle (red faced, crying, vein on the side of the head about to explode): ...fuckn
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donald's going to get a fever and forget to style his hair one morning, and that will mark the beginning of the end
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Roosevelt posted:donald's going to get a fever and forget to style his hair one morning, and that will mark the beginning of the end even worse: he might forget his bronzer
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wow doctor tromp!!
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he is dying
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Alan Smithee posted:MAR A PLAGUEO
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Bethamphetamine posted:Japan and the IOC playing chicken. They really just need to ban the US,. Canada and any European country. Asia is actually going to have recovered by July.
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