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Mar 14, 2020 15:56
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane. Humans aren't meant to live in Atlantis
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Mar 14, 2020 15:56
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? Hmm, possibly fits the criteria for Bimbofication. Have you noticed any significant breast growth?
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Mar 14, 2020 15:57
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane. The cure, surprisingly, is bat soup.
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Mar 14, 2020 15:57
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I've got a two week supply in case of self-quarantine and my regular stock of food besides the fact, but I'm starting to worry that resupplying my day to day food is going to difficult. I hope this hording bullshit calms down soon.
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Mar 14, 2020 15:57
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane. man those are all symptoms of some kind of strange disease
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Mar 14, 2020 15:58
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:00
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane. I am a doctor and I'm afraid you have Moregellons. It's like Morgellons, but more.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:00
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sweet thursday posted:Can somebody help me? I'm not sure what is going on and with this COVID19 I am scared. My symptoms are a little sexual frustration combined with lack of motivation; a loss of concentration (I can't concentrate on work); my libido's gone berserk; I'm sweating through my shirt; hyper emotional sensations which seems to be unaffected by location; I can't seem to get to sleep and I don't want anything to eat; Overall I would say I feel a pressure near my heart and a sensation of water soaking into my brain. This is driving me insane. I prescribe 1 month of not reading Twitter
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Mar 14, 2020 16:01
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Menopause
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Mar 14, 2020 16:05
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I think almost every home bathroom I've been in has a shower in the same room as the toilet. If you can't get TP just get a bar of soap and jump in the shower after you have a poo poo, sheesh. I guess it doesn't work if you have one of those stupid wall mounted shower heads, in that case learn to do handstands or whatever.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:06
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r u ready to WALK posted:I guess it doesn't work if you have one of those stupid wall mounted shower heads, in that case learn to do handstands or whatever.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:08
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r u ready to WALK posted:I think almost every home bathroom I've been in has a shower in the same room as the toilet. what kind of shower head are you talking about that wouldn't reach your rear end in a top hat? Shouldn't you be cleaning your rear end in a top hat any time you shower anyway
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Mar 14, 2020 16:08
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It's almost spring, soon we can wipe with newly formed leaves Right now i'm using pinecones and needles but it's slow going.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:09
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TheAardvark posted:what kind of shower head are you talking about that wouldn't reach your rear end in a top hat? Shouldn't you be cleaning your rear end in a top hat any time you shower anyway  this kind of bullshit, and yes you really should
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Mar 14, 2020 16:13
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Riatsala posted:I've got a two week supply in case of self-quarantine and my regular stock of food besides the fact, but I'm starting to worry that resupplying my day to day food is going to difficult. I hope this hording bullshit calms down soon. I don't have a lot of room for food in my apartment, I usually buy week full of food Monday / Tuesday when I work from home. But now I'm hosed maybe. I hope by mkn/Tues shits not insane.. if it is on Monday... Tuesday I'll be up at 5am to get to the store as it opens at 6 to you know just do normal shopping poo poo.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:16
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Welp i started a dry cough this morning. Not sure if i have a fever, i don't have a thermometer. I called the local hotline and they said to stay home and to monitor my symptoms for now and call back if it gets worse. Hopefully i just have a cold or something but can't be too careful right now. Staying home from work and i have the next 3 days off so we'll see what happens!
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Mar 14, 2020 16:17
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Will the lasers from my hair growth hat kill the coronavirus I need to know
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Mar 14, 2020 16:19
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It's funny cause the hotline asks if you've been to places with confirmed coronavirus but we've had 11 people test positive already in my county.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:20
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Dixville posted:It's funny cause the hotline asks if you've been to places with confirmed coronavirus but we've had 11 people test positive already in my county. So-- yes?
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Mar 14, 2020 16:21
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Ok when its goons I recognize this poo poo is not cool And 
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Mar 14, 2020 16:27
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r u ready to WALK posted:
Leaning over and spreading the cheeks, along with some soaping up is perfectly doable with those. But seriously, detachable shower heads should be the norm these days.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:28
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Arbys and Taco Bell have both assured me that they have the situation under control.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:30
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whatever dickass kid opened the developer console in simcity can you fuckin stop you little prick
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Mar 14, 2020 16:33
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Casu Marzu posted:Leaning over and spreading the cheeks, along with some soaping up is perfectly doable with those. This is stupid, get a removable shower head you cheap, dirty-assed goons. They're $20. I use a magnetized one that pops off the wall mount for easy rear end cleaning.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:33
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TIL goons need aftermarket parts to wash they stinky asses in the shower
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Mar 14, 2020 16:34
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Ya wtf I've never used any kind of removable showerhead in my life and I wash my rear end all the time. I have to because I never wipe.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:36
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God, everytime I clear my throat I'm like OMG THIS IS IT
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Mar 14, 2020 16:39
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small shops here are okay. there's not a ton of stuff on the shelves but no one seems to be panic buying everything but the big supermarkets allll the crazies are going to and buying out tons of poo poo for no apparent reason. i think someone said earlier that it's less about being prepared and more about SHOWING people how prepared you're being. i mean, personally i don't think it's a great idea to queue in a huge crowd of people during a pandemic. but what do we know? in the uk, reading. big sainsburys had no pasta/rice/toilet roll, small tesco down the road is fine.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:39
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Just fill a bucket of water and dump it on and in your rear end, gosh!
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Mar 14, 2020 16:40
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smoobles posted:This is stupid, get a removable shower head you cheap, dirty-assed goons. They're $20. I have a detachable shower head. Just saying if you're holed up in some terrible hovel without toilet paper, you can still wash your stank rear end just fine.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:40
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lofi posted:God, everytime I clear my throat I'm like OMG THIS IS IT Same. And the heat is off in my office so I’m like “am I just cold, or are these those chills I’ve heard about?”
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Mar 14, 2020 16:41
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i keep on thinking about my sore throat in the morning before I've had any water and my infrequent sneezing is absolutely COVID ignoring the fact the pollen count is ridiculous right now then again I am the idiot who literally cant refuse a handshake and forgets to sanitize half the time so 
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Mar 14, 2020 16:41
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on a tiny bright side i think if you can it's good to get out of the house and go do something. this is awful and it's a world changing event but it's not doomsday and i think just reading the internet all day about how poo poo everything is isn't good for your mental health. i admit i was pretty miserable last night so i went for a bike ride today and saw some alpacas. im not saying go out and cough on people but like if you're feeling glum go do something which isn't watching the news and worrying.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:43
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Lamech posted:Arbys and Taco Bell have both assured me that they have the situation under control. Email from BK says same, and implied their sanitation methods were superior to others. So, there's that.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:44
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Burt canx Vegas now too. gently caress this poo poo
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Mar 14, 2020 16:44
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Burt Sexual posted:Burt canx Vegas now too. gently caress this poo poo Roni has just become too real.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:45
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Pretty sure I just ran through a very mild case of the 'Roni 5 days of sore throat, slight fever, headache, felt like absolute garbage the last 2 days of it but zero sinus drainage which is not how any cold has ever run through me. and am now a potential typhoid Mary for what...2 more weeks or so? In a decent country I could get tested and quarantined if so, but here in Merica I'll be headed back to work on Monday because I don't fit the parameters to be tested. angryrobots fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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Mar 14, 2020 16:47
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hemale in pain posted:on a tiny bright side i think if you can it's good to get out of the house and go do something. this is awful and it's a world changing event but it's not doomsday and i think just reading the internet all day about how poo poo everything is isn't good for your mental health. i admit i was pretty miserable last night so i went for a bike ride today and saw some alpacas. Yeah, I'm kinda pissed because it supposed to rain all this weekend and next, and I was planning on hiking as a good opportunity to leave my house.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:47
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Oh here we go with the "go look at alpacas" cure-all bullshit. Sell it somewhere else cause I'm all stocked up.
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