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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Samfucius posted:

When I had my jaw wired shut and plates put in, I had three surprises. The first was that the wires were anchored to 10 completely normal Phillips head screws just sticking out of my gums. The second was the plates reconstructing my jaw were also screwed in using Phillips head screws under the skin of my gums (not really so weird, considering) and I could feel the cross shape when I touched the protrusions (that's the weird part). The third, and most relevant, was that when it came time to remove them, the doctor sat me in a chair and unscrewed them by hand with a totally normal screwdriver. It felt so unceremonious, and while it didn't hurt much there was blood, pressure, and I could feel the threads grinding against the roots of my teeth.

Edit: this was in a major hospital in a large American city, despite what the image conjures

working with bones requires real tools

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/05/11/1252811060542156996/640x360_1252811060542156996.mp4

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The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Oooh I thought he was upset for himself, but thank you for making me think harder

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
World Health Organization: "Social distancing, hand washing, don't touch your face"

Millennials: "I will do this to protect my elderly parents"

Boomers:

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

World Health Organization: "Social distancing, hand washing, don't touch your face"

Millennials: "I will do this to protect my elderly parents"

Boomers:


There's a pile of toilet paper in there under all the boomer flesh

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

I wouldn't know

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Chainsaws were invented as bonesaws before tree saws.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/mitchysuch/status/1238489638999855104



Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Elfface posted:

Chainsaws were invented as bonesaws before tree saws.

When I was a child, I broke both bones in my arm, and the doctor put the cast on wrong so the bones healed crooked. I had to have a surgery to straighten them. I always imagined that the surgeon used a hammer to rebreak my bones, in a situation that as comical as this gif. I was a grown rear end man when I realized they used a saw to cut them.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Ya this is why in ye olde times you'd go to the blacksmith for broken bones (and the barber for surgery)

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
tfw

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

My parents always taught me to be type to others.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Android Apocalypse posted:

My parents always taught me to be type to others.

My parents thought me to kind my own school papers on the computer as a kid.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



This is it, the stroke I knew was coming

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Data Graham posted:

This is it, the stroke I knew was coming

Why are you having a stroke? All they were saying is kind the parents type computer at the the at school for the parents to kind for the parents and the paper at school.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Be type. Re-wipe.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

man this thread is making me wonder if i've ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
It’s not the thread making you think of that you should be a little better but you have a good day too and I’ll just come back out there again soon as y’all can get it back to me and I’ll be sure that you have some stuff

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Have you ever made a post that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
nice

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"Boy, we really screwed up with the branding."

"Dear, you know the importance of accurate labeling. We have principles, dammit!"

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

This kind of stuff always makes me think of this old Comedy Goldmine comic.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


This is like that Trekkie who had a folder named "Child Porn" on his desktop on the PC he took in for repairs.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh yeah, I can totally see that

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

only coolest criminals have a poster of the law they are breaking on their wall

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Harry101UK/status/1238736843530698752

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lol it is

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
best I could manage

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KH2gc11XQU

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Eh! Frank posted:

Is it safe?

Getting a strong oil of cloves vibe

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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8g1GxZe1lE

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