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lmao holy poo poo guys if you're worried about the direction of the democratic party make sure you go to your precinct realignment and county meetings I just got a seat on the state executive committee for being the only county convention attendee under 70
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Goooooooooooo https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1238874586818674689?s=19 gently caress YOURSELF
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:10 |
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shame on an IGA posted:lmao holy poo poo guys if you're worried about the direction of the democratic party make sure you go to your precinct realignment and county meetings we kinda discussed this in the D&D Texas thread. the average age of anyone involved in elections is north of 100 because its all volunteer work and people who work two jobs aint got time for that. so now you've end up with like two people under 40 in an entire county trying to explain ipads to people who remember voting for Eisenhower. this just carries right over into party machines.
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shame on an IGA posted:lmao holy poo poo guys if you're worried about the direction of the democratic party make sure you go to your precinct realignment and county meetings But then I'd have to take responsibility for something instead of incessantly shrieking about how Biden = Trump in C-SPAM with my deranged friends
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Well that's just absurd. He more clearly equivocates to Reagan
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:15 |
My parents got an email from the airline that their booking of the return flight from Crete (April 1st) was canceled and fully refunded. Been 10 days since they got there, showing no symptoms or anything, and there seem to be no confirmed cases on the island. Maybe they found a pretty sweet place to ride it out. Meanwhile at work we started a pool for: 1) When the Feds/USACE go to minimum essential operations (we're an army corps construction project) 2) When one of our companies blinks and tells engineers/other office dwellers to start WFH. Inspectors and all the craft workers can eat poo poo I guess. 3) Date first person on the project is confirmed to have it. 4) When someone makes an HR complaint about the pool.
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facialimpediment posted:Goooooooooooo What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I do not give coronavirus permission to infect me, my family, or any people/dogs I know, in both the past and the future. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. The wellness of my body is private and confidential. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. By posting this statement, I give my notice to the coronavirus that it is strictly forbidden to infect me, infect anybody close to me, make me I'll, send me or any of my family members into quarantine, or take any other action against me on the basis of my body and/or its contents. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. The violation of my privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute). But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. Note: Coronavirus is now a pandemic. All Facebook Users must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given tacit agreement allowing you, as well as all of your friends on your Facebook page, to be infected. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:But then I'd have to take responsibility for something instead of incessantly shrieking about how Biden = Trump in C-SPAM with my deranged friends I'm out canvassing for the candidates I want to see in office in this area (Seriously you assholes in the TriState area PM me I'll get you the numbers for McKayla Wilke's campaign) so I do that, but stuff like joining the local precinct alignment committee? I haven't lived in the same STATE for more than two years in so long I can't remember. I don't have "a community" to be part of, I'll be somewhere else in probably six months for whatever my next job is.
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Ok, boomer
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:40 |
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Comparison of the obituary page of the Bergamo Italy newspaper. Population 120k. https://vimeo.com/397610578 Feb 9 - 1.5 pages March 13 - 10 pages
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BurningChrome posted:You’re loving dead, kiddo. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CONTAGION AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EMHOFF AND I REALLY WISH I COULD KEEP THIS JOKE GOING BUT I DONT WATCH DISASTER MOVIES AND I FEEL THE WRITERS HAVE DECIDED THAT SEASON FOUR IS THE EDGY PANDEMIC SEASON OF THIS AMERICAN LIFE AND I WOULD REALLY WANT A REFUND FROM BLOCKBUSTER EXCEPT THEY ALL WENT OUT OF BUSINESS AND IM PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:46 |
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Now seems like a good time to invest in mortuary service related stocks. Funeral home corporations, casket and cremation urn manufacturers, that kind of poo poo. My fee for this advice is one (1) marijuanas.
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davecrazy posted:Comparison of the obituary page of the Bergamo Italy newspaper. Population 120k. Dear God.
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https://twitter.com/BCAppelbaum/status/1238876377136463873?s=20 Cool, cool, way to go Nancy. Slay Queen
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shame on an IGA posted:lmao holy poo poo guys if you're worried about the direction of the democratic party make sure you go to your precinct realignment and county meetings fuckin' bird food bathtub posted:I'm out canvassing for the candidates I want to see in office in this area (Seriously you assholes in the TriState area PM me I'll get you the numbers for McKayla Wilke's campaign) so I do that, but stuff like joining the local precinct alignment committee? I haven't lived in the same STATE for more than two years in so long I can't remember. I don't have "a community" to be part of, I'll be somewhere else in probably six months for whatever my next job is. Yeah I'm in the same boat in a lot of respects, it's harder to get involved in local politics when you move every six months.
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If you're curious why you can't find poo poo at stores:quote:He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them gently caress people like this with a rusty pole. E: Wouldn't be surprised if once his neighbors find out he did this he gets his rear end beat. orange juche fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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https://medium.com/@joschabach/flattening-the-curve-is-a-deadly-delusion-eea324fe9727 we may have a small problem here
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GoGoGadget posted:Ok, I never made fun of autistic people. gently caress you for editing my post in your quote to make it look like I did. gently caress you for complaining that people complained. Really if anything sounds like autistic screeching, it's when people bitch when they're told they're being an rear end in a top hat.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/BCAppelbaum/status/1238876377136463873?s=20 https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1238888541125595143?s=20
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pmchem posted:https://medium.com/@joschabach/flattening-the-curve-is-a-deadly-delusion-eea324fe9727 Homie isn't an epidemiologist, and is getting a lot of clapback from infectious disease doctors in his comments. Take his charts and predictions with a grain of salt.
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orange juche posted:Homie isn't an epidemiologist, and is getting a lot of clapback from infectious disease doctors in his comments. Take his charts and predictions with a grain of salt. Yeah. Considering Lipsitch, Hanage etc are some of the ones mentioning the whole #flattenthecurve thing its a little questionable to put the opinion of computer person over epidemiologists. Also wtffff https://www.wired.com/story/coronavirus-donald-trump-google-website/ quote:President Donald Trump announced Friday that the US government’s coronavirus testing apparatus, which has lagged badly behind other developed nations, would soon get an assist from Google. The search and advertising giant will create a website, Trump said, that would help Americans figure out if they need a test for the virus, and if so where they can find one.
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orange juche posted:Homie isn't an epidemiologist, and is getting a lot of clapback from infectious disease doctors in his comments. Take his charts and predictions with a grain of salt. Yeah, nobody so far agrees with this guy, stop spreading his bullshit. Flattening the curve is still a necessary step. Please listen to this guy instead: https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1238718629094379521 Old Boot fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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Force de Fappe posted:Got a reference on that, chum? Can't share it.
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pmchem posted:https://medium.com/@joschabach/flattening-the-curve-is-a-deadly-delusion-eea324fe9727 It's not impossible that such measures will be necessary, but I'm not going to take that advice from an "AI researcher".
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bird food bathtub posted:I'm out canvassing for the candidates I want to see in office in this area (Seriously you assholes in the TriState area PM me I'll get you the numbers for McKayla Wilke's campaign) so I do that, but stuff like joining the local precinct alignment committee? I haven't lived in the same STATE for more than two years in so long I can't remember. I don't have "a community" to be part of, I'll be somewhere else in probably six months for whatever my next job is. This is the first time I had ever attended a party meeting or event. It was like "Who the gently caress is this guy? Yeah, good, OK, put him in charge"
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For something more humorous,quote:Between 1798 and the Civil War, the US Navy lost two-thirds as many officers to dueling as it did to more than 60 years of combat at sea. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/duel-104161025/?no-ist=&&page=2
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orange juche posted:Homie isn't an epidemiologist, and is getting a lot of clapback from infectious disease doctors in his comments. Take his charts and predictions with a grain of salt. Man, is there anything computer people aren't experts in?
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Cugel the Clever posted:That article seems needlessly contrarian and fear-mongery. Yeah, no poo poo the average "flattening the curve" graphics don't have numbers and aren't meant to be taken as 100% literal, they're intended to explain the reasoning for the measures being taken in a way that is easy to understand. All the author is actually saying is that they personally believe draconian containment procedures are necessary to flatten the curve to where they believe it needs to be. Also healthy dose of xenophobia where he claims that Italy did nothing to contain the spread and simply waited until their health system collapsed to do anything. Dude may be an AI genius but he's a moron when it comes to anything else. I too can draw scary numbers on a graph and state asinine conclusions from it.
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Just through all this, don't forget to celebrate life's little things when they happen. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1238896619774492673
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/BCAppelbaum/status/1238876377136463873?s=20 Is there a source for this besides the NYT editorial board? I just read the full text and the language doesn't say 50 or under can apply for a waiver it says 50 or under can apply for reimbursement from the treasury department. The only reference I can find to "over 500" is language striking that language from the original FMLA
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Fallom posted:Well I’m sorry I asked Me too
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Also the emergency leave amendment to the FMLA in this bill explicitly lowers the 50 employee threshold from the FMLA to 1 employee for the purposes of applying this amendment. I have no idea what the NYT article is talking about
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Jarmak posted:Also the emergency leave amendment to the FMLA in this bill explicitly lowers the 50 employee threshold from the FMLA to 1 employee for the purposes of applying this amendment. I decided to look at it as well and yeah, same. Are they even talking about the same bill? The bill in question: e: Apparently not? gently caress if I know anything. Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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This is what AOC is saying: https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1238903193641324545?s=20
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 20:41 |
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First case on Ramstein Air Base today, had one in LRMC a couple days back. All gyms are shut down, base restaurants are take-out only, and the movie theater is closed down. Soldiers in Germany aren't allowed to go to clubs, hookah lounges, movie theaters, restaurants, etc. and all TDY, PCS in/out have been delayed.
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Bulky Bartokomous posted:42 y.o. female patient presents with a fever, no other health issues. Overnight had to be moved to ICU with multiple organ failure, still desaturating on 40L/min oxygen. Had a heart attack and her lungs show massive hemorrhaging of water. Not responsive to any of the medications administered. One of 4 similar patients he/she saw last night. What the gently caress
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Bulky Bartokomous posted:42 y.o. female patient presents with a fever, no other health issues. Overnight had to be moved to ICU with multiple organ failure, still desaturating on 40L/min oxygen. Had a heart attack and her lungs show massive hemorrhaging of water. Not responsive to any of the medications administered. One of 4 similar patients he/she saw last night. Well - gently caress.
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Bulky Bartokomous posted:42 y.o. female patient presents with a fever, no other health issues. Overnight had to be moved to ICU with multiple organ failure, still desaturating on 40L/min oxygen. Had a heart attack and her lungs show massive hemorrhaging of water. Not responsive to any of the medications administered. One of 4 similar patients he/she saw last night. Uhhhh
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That sort of thing is going to happen, and it's going to stand out. I don't think it'll be seen as the norm, even if it's good to keep in mind that, yeah, it's not just Olds that this thing takes out.
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I mean the .1% has to come from somewhere but that is a bit jarring.
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