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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

ENTERGAGEMENT

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/martoo14/status/1238859529393070081

# ? Mar 14, 2020 20:12

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/martoo14/status/1238859529393070081

That just seems like they're taunting the robot vacuum. Ahahaha, you can't perform the one function you were created for.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 20:21

killa-pope: May 21, 2008

Skwirl posted:

That just seems like they're taunting the robot vacuum. Ahahaha, you can't perform the one function you were created for.

Isn�t that how most robot revolutions begin?

I mean, I�m not sure what the vacuums can do by themselves, but if there�s strong class solidarity we might be screwed.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 21:38

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

You can laugh at a social media intern's thinking without becoming complicit in every and all excess of capitalism.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 21:52

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1238868355664076801

# ? Mar 14, 2020 22:53

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1238868355664076801

God Bless Chuck Tingle.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 22:57

morallyobjected: Nov 3, 2012

Moon Slayer posted:

You can laugh at a social media intern's thinking without becoming complicit in every and all excess of capitalism.

No, you see any enjoyment you get is probably bad and wrong

# ? Mar 14, 2020 23:40

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

killa-pope posted:

Isn�t that how most robot revolutions begin?

I mean, I�m not sure what the vacuums can do by themselves, but if there�s strong class solidarity we might be screwed.

There was a short story in Analog last year about what happens when your smart appliances unionize.

# ? Mar 15, 2020 00:16

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

https://twitter.com/AMAZINACE/status/1238930441119379458

# ? Mar 15, 2020 00:55

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

That loving rules.

# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:05

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

we just outsourcing top comedy to the masses and not even paying them gig economy wages huh

# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:44

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/AMAZINACE/status/1238930441119379458

This is art

# ? Mar 15, 2020 02:48

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/DiscreetLatino/status/1238850895699496961

# ? Mar 15, 2020 03:28

Katt: Nov 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime/status/1239079331407835137?s=20

# ? Mar 15, 2020 07:59

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/1238990542123368448?s=21

# ? Mar 15, 2020 08:02

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/1238990542123368448?s=21

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

# ? Mar 15, 2020 08:05

Katt: Nov 14, 2017

American Mccgee has been making laps around Asia for the past month to see how long he can go before they just weld him into a barrel and mail it to the US.

https://twitter.com/americanmcgee/status/1239092873196232704?s=20

# ? Mar 15, 2020 08:37

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Katt posted:

American Mccgee has been making laps around Asia for the past month to see how long he can go before they just weld him into a barrel and mail it to the US.

https://twitter.com/americanmcgee/status/1239092873196232704?s=20

i guess he's

through the looking rear end

he was tired of all that

bad day LA

# ? Mar 15, 2020 09:39

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/jakewhitacre/status/1239028312158199809?s=21

# ? Mar 15, 2020 09:47

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/jonoabroad/status/1239114500080463872?s=19

# ? Mar 15, 2020 10:17

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/jakewhitacre/status/1239028312158199809?s=21

For real, I spent most of the week dreading having to go to the St Patrick's parade unrelated to anything corona, I am just a degenerate goon and wanted to play video games or watch TV.

They cancelled the parade and I immediately changed gears like gently caress I really wanted to go to that parade! Glad Rage Against the Machine is here to tell me it's ok to do what they tell me for hand washing.

# ? Mar 15, 2020 12:42

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/1238990542123368448?s=21

Why does she have left and right robothands?

# ? Mar 15, 2020 12:44

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

shut up blegum posted:

Why does she have left and right robothands?

They are all lefties.

Also, she seems fun:

https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/1153740194362929152

# ? Mar 15, 2020 12:53

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

shut up blegum posted:

Why does she have left and right robothands?

For the ultimate Stranger

# ? Mar 15, 2020 12:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/jakewhitacre/status/1239028312158199809?s=21

how do you think I chill

# ? Mar 15, 2020 15:15

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1239065988542238720?s=21

# ? Mar 15, 2020 15:19

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/SusanofTexas/status/1238889407454773250?s=19

# ? Mar 15, 2020 15:39

Mill Village: Jul 27, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1239065988542238720?s=21

I love �earth tones, with a vest.� :allears:

# ? Mar 15, 2020 15:55

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/1238962775277408258?s=21

# ? Mar 15, 2020 16:05

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/Stairfax/status/1238974055920865283

# ? Mar 15, 2020 17:17

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1239234432944332800

# ? Mar 15, 2020 18:07

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/SarahLMIngle/status/1238859340322410498

# ? Mar 15, 2020 20:23

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/iansmitchell/status/1239262104156360704?s=21

This tweet is bad, but the replies are exquisite. Click through - I don't want to spoil them.

# ? Mar 15, 2020 21:00

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1238494717320577034?s=20

# ? Mar 15, 2020 21:26

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/iansmitchell/status/1239262104156360704?s=21

This tweet is bad, but the replies are exquisite. Click through - I don't want to spoil them.

this owns

# ? Mar 15, 2020 21:31

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/mrnickharvey/status/1238951152710025216

# ? Mar 15, 2020 22:24

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/1238966999465644032

# ? Mar 16, 2020 00:43

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1239231392577400835

# ? Mar 16, 2020 00:52

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 00:25

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/WuTangClan/status/1239308716555542535

# ? Mar 16, 2020 01:23

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